Uses for rain sticks

POSTED BY: Dundee
UPDATED: Saturday, March 8, 2003 20:05
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DUNDEE

Friday, March 7, 2003 1:43 AM

Goramit

People who post messg's called make money fast and legal over and over should be beaten over and over again with a rain stick

Haken anything you can do about this Ching-wah tsao duh Tah-mah-duh hwun-dan who has nothing better to do

-Dundee

Dear diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy,
Today we where kidnapped my hill folk never to be seen again, it was the best day ever.

LOSTANGEL

Friday, March 7, 2003 2:54 PM

Sadly, if he could, he'd be so rich, we'd be inundated with Firefly stuff (not a bad thing)

I agree with you. It has gotten to the point where I automatically select "check all" and then uncheck the 2-3 emails that I actually read before deleting the whole gorram thing.

My spam buster feature (got yahoo) overloaded, and it let in more stuff, so I just delete everything.

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Lost Angel

WASH: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
ZOE: We live in a space ship, dear.
WASH: So?

HAKEN

Friday, March 7, 2003 9:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Dundee:
People who post messg's called make money fast and legal over and over should be beaten over and over again with a rain stick

The dude must live in Vegas where prostitution is legal.

LOSTANGEL

Friday, March 7, 2003 9:40 PM

Yeah, but the strippers can't give lap dances.

Someone explain that one to me?

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Lost Angel

WASH: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
ZOE: We live in a space ship, dear.
WASH: So?

HAKEN

Friday, March 7, 2003 9:56 PM

It has to do with the caliber of women. I'm sure the strippers will lap dance for you in a private room. You'd pay dearly for it, but for those where money isn't an issue, I'm sure the strippers are more than willing.

Unless, of course, you get one of those strippers who view stripping as an artform.

Now how'd we end up talking about this?

Just to make it a Firefly topic. I wonder what's the Firefly equivalent for a stripper?

LOSTANGEL

Friday, March 7, 2003 10:07 PM

Hee Hee.

I just don't understand it. This is SIN CITY. Prostitution is legal (just not in Vegas proper, but we won't go there), a Vegas style show means there's toplessness or nudity, women can serve cocktails buck nekkid, but they can't pretend to grind against your willy because of decency laws?

Just to keep this on topic, probably a "working girl" or "entertainer". Unless she's an "artist".

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Lost Angel

WASH: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
ZOE: We live in a space ship, dear.
WASH: So?

FFYING2

Saturday, March 8, 2003 1:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Haken:

I wonder what's the Firefly equivalent for a stripper?

Answer: Reaver

They strip (you) and then show some skin (yours)--without even taking off any clothes.

ffying2
Firefly Funsite
http://members.aol.com/fireflyfunsite

TALRIUS

Saturday, March 8, 2003 6:27 AM

That's HI-larious.

MAL: But she was naked! And all... articulate!

JAYNE: That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

FFYING2

Saturday, March 8, 2003 9:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Talrius:
That's HI-larious.

Thanks. I've got reavers on my mind from writing a filk song, "I'm Grub for Reavers (Terrifying Space Monkees Medley)."

http://members.aol.com/fireflyfunsite/songs/grub.html

ffying2
Firefly Funsite
http://members.aol.com/fireflyfunsite

TALRIUS

Saturday, March 8, 2003 8:05 PM

More whacky fun! Not as fun as River rubbing soup in her hair but better than her blow'in us all up, haha. Anyway I hummed the tunes to all the songs as I read the lyrics, scary I can remember all those tunes.

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SIMON: To Jayne! The box dropping,
man-ape-gone-wrong-thing.