Oh Mistress, our Mistress...
POSTED BY: thatweirdgirl
UPDATED: Friday, July 15, 2005 05:28
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Enters with a half a birthday cake.
"How many candles we gonna put on this?"
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Happy 1/2 birthday, Malicious! *Passes out half-hats to everyone* Look! Half-shirts! Who wants one?
So sorry we couldn't get Nerolia and Gunhand for you...Excuse me a moment. *swats trail dust off chaps* Just got in from the desert...
Has anyone composed a birthday song for Malicious??
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Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Has anyone composed a birthday song for Malicious??
Hmmmm. Tempting. I'm willing to start one.
Let's try for a co-operative effort. Those who can't guess the tune simply don't have any Browncoatish qualities.
F'rinstance:
Mal!
The gal they call Mal!
She hijacks our threads and she puts us in our place
...
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badly poet extraordinaire
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Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Happy 1/2 birthday, Malicious!...
Has anyone composed a birthday song for Malicious??
I did.
(sung to the tune of "The Volga Boatman")
It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Burn the castle and storm the keep
Kill the women, but save the sheep
For your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)
We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)
May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)
You must marry very soon
Baby's due by next full moon
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
(Actually I didn't compose it, but I did collect it from surviving several dozen Reaver birthday celebrations.)
The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.
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Gee, Hardware, cheery! I'm sure she'll love it!
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Gimme the next line, Cozen!
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Happy half b'day Mal-icious!! I am always grateful that I can share the same threads as the wonderful, beautiful, divine, glorious, supreme, luminescent, exalted, and transcendant Mistress Mal.
My coat ain't the only thing that's brown.
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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You missed a spot on your nose!
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Happy Half-birthday, Mal!
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Gimme the next line, Cozen!
Um, yes'm.
How 'bout, um, ah...
"Robs us of diginity yet maintains her grace"
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really, it's someone else's turn here....
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