CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #26
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 10, 2005 01:42
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: Man, polishing the Cap'n's boots is hard work. Ok, Simon, it's your turn.
Simon: No thanks, I've already polished my shoes twice this morning.
Jayne: I meant it's your turn to polish the Cap'n's.
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Quote:
Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:
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A Shaun Of The Dead/Firefly crossover!
JAYNE: "Purple Rain."
MAL: "No."
JAYNE: "Sign o' the Times."
MAL: "Definitely not."
JAYNE: "The Batman soundtrack?"
MAL: "Throw it."
Or:
MAL AND JAYNE: “Dobbah doobah doobah doobah doobah!”
(Simon groans)
JAYNE: “What’s he doing? He should say base.”
MAL: “Or freeze.”
MAL AND JAYNE: “What a t**.”
In the midst of studying for exams, this made my night!
“I loath bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls.”
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“Jayne wonders whether aim for the stake or the groin.”
Hmm that gives me an idea…
“Jayne and Mal prepare to introduce Simon to “Full Contact” Horseshoes. Jayne was up first…
*Whack*”
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: Simon, what the hell are ya' doin'?
Simon: Practicing some moves my sister taught me. I think I'll call it the River Dance.
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Simon was the worst at Charades.
"Oh My God It's Grotesque! Oh And There's Something In A Jar."
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SIMON:"Have either of you seen my left shoe?"
OR a twist on that
SIMON:"Have either of you seen my left shoe? I've been looking for it for hours, and i don't want to step with my sock on the ground, it doesnt look sanitary...."
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Kaylee (OS): Say, Doc? Why don't you come over here, play for
our side.
Simon: Not until Jayne changes his shirt.
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Quote:
LiarSimon!: I lost my leg in the war.
Mal: You weren't in the war!
LiarSimon!: Er. It fell off.
Jayne: Legs don't just fall off.
LiarSimon!: It got eaten by a gazebo.
Mal: You tried that one last week!
LiarSimon!: My legs are growing into a giant fishtail. I'm turning into a mermaid.
Jayne & Mal: What!?!?!?!?
LiarSimon!: River stole it.
Mal: Now that I can believe!
Or
*FART* Captain TightPants meets Mister StinkyPants.
Or
Jayne: Hey, Mal, am I going bald up there?
Or
Simon (scolding): You're doing fart and ignites again? Don't you remember what happened last time? The Captain's clothes burned right off!
Or
Simon: Put you left foot in, put your left foot out….
KMS!
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Simon: Are you still cleaning up after those cows?
Mal: They weren't cows and no this is Jayne's. He didn't make it back to his bunk in time so I'm making him clean it.
Better late than never.
It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!
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