Ten things I learned from watching Firefly
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The Top Ten Things I Learned From Watching "Bushwhacked":
1. A bunch of dead bodies makes a horrible chandeleir. Seems a bunch of Reavers were watching "Jeepers, Creepers" just prior to hijacking this ship.
2. Come on...admit it. When Serenity docked with that ship, I wasn't the only staring at the screen when those tentacles came out, thinking "What the hell...?"
3. When its dark, and your back is turned, a little guy who thinks he's a Reaver can seem pretty big.
4. When you send Jayne in to loot a ship, seems like the only thing you're going to get is food.
5. While Simon may be a genius doctor, he don't know much about spacewalking.
6. How many times have I said Trust your Captain. He might seem like he has your worst interests at heart, but that's just the way Joss likes to tell a story. Plus, he probably thinks its funny that someone so terrified of space would have to cling to the side of a spaceship.
7. When someone you've just rescued from a Reaver gutted ship starts talking about mercy and livestock...he's up to no good.
8. The enemy of my enemy is my friend...or not. That guy sure killed a lot of purplebellies, though.
9. Being argumentative, stating the favorite part of your wife, pointing out what's wrong with Alliance technology, saying nothing...we all choose to answer certain questions our own way.
10. Save the commanding officer's life, you don't get to profit. Wouldn't be civilized. Would it have been more civilized to let that guy eat that purplebelly?
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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"When you can't run you crawl and when you can't do that you find someone to carry you."
~The Message
This is the Best Lesson of All!!!:)
(besides the killing ppl one! lol)
~STR~
"When you can't run you crawl...and when you can't do that you find someone to carry you"
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Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
1. A bunch of dead bodies makes a horrible chandeleir.
(ringing of the telephone...)
"Hello? Home Depot? This is Mal-Licious. Yeah, I need to cancel an order..."
Mal-licious
I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
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Finally! The last Firefly Top Ten! I'm not done yet, but this is the last one that will deal with the TV show itself!
So, because its the longest, and I wanted to save it for a longer list here is:
The Top Ten...no TWENTY Things I Learned From Watching Serenity:
1. Bendis might have a chiseled jaw, and be too pretty to die, but there's a hail of Alliance gunfire that says otherwise.
2. Let's moon em'? I know Jayne meant this figuratively, but mooning may have taken on a whole new meaning in the spaceship capable future.
3. If you have sex for money, you really can't expect much in the way of kindness from your clientele. Not after you have to kick him out of your shuttle, that is.
4. Last I checked, you didn't have to ever be married to be a grandfather.
5. Something look a little funny about the guy who's a little too overdressed to be riding on a boat like Serenity? Besides the red John Lennon shades, that is? (Bwahahaha! Those things crack me up)
6. Wash! Simon asked you to be careful with that box! God only knows what's in there.
7. Strawberries...strawberries, strawberries...I'll be in my bunk.
8. If you're a hot ship's mechanic, be careful of what's going on in the cargohold. A fed who likes to shoot at girls when he's nervous might be in there.
9. Pain ain't all that scary...Jayne, now that's scary!
10. If you want to dramatically kick the top off a box to see what a guy like Simon would kill for, you better be prepared to see his frozen, nekkid sister. And the box don't make her look fat!
11. Lawrence Dobson not knowing how to lie is damn disappointing. Jayne is an ear man.
12. Do not mention urine in any form when a business man with roots in the community and a very fine hat mentions the word "fluid".
13. Hey, Dr. Tam! When Reavers are outside the ship, and the Captain has called Zoe to the bridge...that's not the best time to say "I don't understand."
14. Telling a doctor that his patient is dead and that you're going to throw him off your spaceship is really, really funny! And psychotic.
15. You know, it wouldn't hurt Patience to try and at least lie about trying to shoot Mal again.
16. Alliance Supplement meal bars are great for a family just starting out...so long as they don't have kids.
17. Jayne hates tophats!
18. I don't care how goofy they looked on the horses...It was still friggin' cool!
19. What is it Wash does on the ship again? OH! That's right...save everyone's ass!
20. Having a good day can include several of the following: Killing a cop, getting paid, shooting a horse so it lands on someone you don't like, lying to a doctor, escaping Reavers, keeping Jayne in check, seeing your first mate get her armor dented, stealing horses, punching a doctor, threatening a doctor, embarassing a Shepherd, embarassing a space hooker, getting shot, and Keeping Serenity Flying!!! Might not be much, but its enough!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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~*If you drink sake, you will most certainly end up naked on top of a statue of Hippocrates, sure, there won't be any feds...until you start to sing that is.
~*When you become a priest, they don't cut it off
~*Having soup rubbed in your hair is a hoot, and you don't end up dying from it.
~*Only go with Jayne if it's some place with candlelight
~*Whenever you think something sounds like it's from science fiction...remember you live on a space ship
~*You can't keep track of River even when she's not incorporeally possessing a space ship.
~*Every well-bred petty crook knows...the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.
~*If you're pretty, and Wash was unwed he would take you in a manly fashion
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Early: I only hurt people because they keep getting in the way of me finding you. Tell her.
Simon: What am I? Your advocate?
Early: You are starting now.
Simon: He's really very...gentle...and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends.
Early: You folks are all insane.
Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
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River can kill you with her mind!
Never take Kaylee'a apple! (unless you like running away from her)
The Doctors always right!
The Captin likes it when you call him SIR!
thants all i can think of at the mo!
NO POWER IN THE 'VERS CAN STOP ME!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Booksword:
3)- If shepard Book had bought bannans instead of strawberries in the pilot. They would have showed the pilot first.
And not @8pm, neither.
Best of all, they might have shown it on HBO. Can HBO afford US$2Million per ep?
Keep the Shiny Side Up . . . (wutzon) Blueground Undergrass, "African Hillbilly", from "Live @Variety Playhouse"
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Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
6. While having boy-whores around might be considerate, they may not service womenfolk. They're just for the sly guys. Kinda makes you wonder what kind of cowboy town has enough gay men in it to warrant a gang of boy-whores.
Do you know what the term "cowpoke" means? Let's just say havin' boy whores is reeeeeaal considerate. Of the cows.
Keep the Shiny Side Up . . . (wutzon) Five for Fighting, "It's Not Easy", from "America Town"
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don't kiss an unconcious person on the lips
...also, i can kill you with my brain
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It doesn't matter what you wear to a ball as long you know how to talk shop.
I am programmed to understand humans!
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