CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #26
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 10, 2005 01:42
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Did everyone have to go slash with this?
JAYNE: While this is only a par 3, hole seven's green is still a bitch.
SIMON: Golf? Seriously, guys, just go back to arm wrestling.
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Hey! I didn't go slash...well, except for that one...But hey! Charlie Brown!!! Huh? Charlie Brown???
Is this thing on?
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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The Captain takes Simon’s criticism to heart and teaches Jayne how to be a trained ape… with the training.
Or
Simon hates playing ‘freeze tag’, as everyone always seems to catch him first. On the other hand, he’s happy he didn’t get caught in Jayne’s position.
Or
Mal: Really, Jayne. Those horseshoes ain’t that heavy. I don’t comprehend why you’re sweating so much. Girly-man!
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Simon: I’m breaking up with you.
Mal and Jayne (together): Who? Me?
Mal and Jayne (looking at each other in surprise, say together): Hey! He’s my boyfriend!
They begin to wrestle on the floor.
Simon (muttering to himself): And THAT is why.
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In another of Mal’s hi-larious pranks, the Captain and Jayne make Simon pose for hours until they finish building their ‘Simon statue’ using horseshoes. Simon is not amused. Nor is it a good likeness.
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Jayne takes a good look around the hold, determined to find their hidden cargo of smallish beagles. Mal doesn’t have the heart to tell him that they unloaded the last one a week ago.
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Everyone froze in place, entranced at the unusual sight of Simon, sans vest.
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Simon (thinking): First he’s naked, now this? What kind of ship did I get on?
KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’---Gizzie
And what the heck’s so wrong with going slash??????
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A Shaun Of The Dead/Firefly crossover!
JAYNE: "Purple Rain."
MAL: "No."
JAYNE: "Sign o' the Times."
MAL: "Definitely not."
JAYNE: "The Batman soundtrack?"
MAL: "Throw it."
Or:
MAL AND JAYNE: “Dobbah doobah doobah doobah doobah!”
(Simon groans)
JAYNE: “What’s he doing? He should say base.”
MAL: “Or freeze.”
MAL AND JAYNE: “What a t**.”
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Mal: *cough* *cough*
Jayne: Everything seems normal
Simon: I guess that's one way to get into those tight pants...
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Jayne: OW! My back...did you hear it crack?
Mal: (Concerned) No!
Jayne: (Grins) Well, you might smell it here in a minute.
Simon: I'm going back to the infirmary.
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Simon: I know you don't like losing at horseshoes, Captain, but did you really have to kick Jayne in the shin?
OR:
Mal: Not bad...And here's the $10 I promised.
Jayne: My daddy said anyone who can't find work ain't lookin' hard enough.
Simon: OH MY GOD! What are you doing?
Jayne: I was just shinin' his boots. I ain't sly!
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Simon thought twice about joining in the conversation when he saw the empty beer kegs behind the Captain.
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Simon looked on in amazement as Zoe delivered the fastest Atomic Wedgie to Jayne he'd ever seen. Mal had already seen it.
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Mal: Jayne? When you said "Let's moon em" I thought you were talking about the Alliance.
Jayne: Oh...sorry Cap.
Simon: What are you doi...RIVER, LOOK AWAY!!!
Heh...I crack me up sometimes...
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Simon: Captai...What the?!
Jayne (very loudly and quickly): IT'S ALL GOJIRO'S FAULT!
If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!
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Jayne (laughing): Heheh, Cap, when you get down like this that pole looks like...heheh..and the doorway looks like a...heheheheheh.
Mal (rolls eyes): Jayne, go take a cold shower already.
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Jayne: Okay, so, explain to me how this whole Cricket thing works again?
Simon: Well, back on the Earth-that-Was...
Mal: This is so pointless.
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Simon:"I says... hop like a bunny! Ok, I says... stand up straight! Now bend over and touch your toes!".... "AHA!"
Jayne:"Gorram it Mal, he got me again!"
Mal:"I did warn you Jayne. Playing 'Simon Says' with a man named Simon might not be the best idea."
Jayne:"Hey Doc, I got a new game for you. It's called 'Vera Says'!"
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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Damn it!!! You beat me to it!!!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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