CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #26
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 10, 2005 01:42
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Well, it would seem this weeks winner had an agenda and MALicoulsly and MALevolently bumped the thread so that he could MALcontent the non-winning entries...and...and...okay, I am punned out. But hey, if Caption Tightpants is where you want to have an aggressive campaign to garner the votes of your peers, who am I to stop him? So without further jabber, I give you the results of said campaign (tweaked just a bit with my poetic license; and yeah I *am* a published poet, so nyah!)...
Congrats to MANWITHPEZ! They say never to hit a man with a closed fist, but putting him on a rock, nekkid is HI-larious! Now onto this week's scene...I used the one submitted by HOWDYROCKERBABY1 because, well, I am inherently lazy and it was a VERY good shot, which opens it up to us shooting at it! Something tells me though that I hope the BDH's do not read CT this week...
(I can't believe I just went 'slash', but here it is...)
Mal: Jayne, you owe me variety, else I'll tell 'em what you did.
Jayne: *sigh* Okay, but just this one--
Simon: What the?!
Jayne: I...uhh...was just helpin' the Cap'n with his tightpants...I ain't sly gorrammit!
Simon: THIS is what going mad feels like...ugh.
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JAYNE: For the last time, Mal, I don't see no blubbe...
SIMON: I thought you two promised to do that in your bunk!
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Victory is sweet and taste good! Kinda like Pez!
I did't campaign...I just bumped it so people would vote...I didn't even say vote for me! And, I think its fair cause the names weren't included in the voting!!! Fair play to ME!
I also like the redesigned winner's circle...Caption NoPants! HA!
And, after 101 caption entries, I hold no modesty! Let's see what I can do with this weeks!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Simon: Uh, what are you guys doing?
Jayne: We were just, uh, looking for the big red button. You know, call everyone back for the movie.
Simon: ...and you think it might be in the Captain's pants?
Mal: Hey, you can hide anything in these things, without any conspicuous bulges. Smugglers and the like tend to favor them for just that reason.
Well, maybe one conspicuous bulge.
Caption: Simon learns what going mad really feels like.
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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Time to add a clean one methinks...
SIMON: "Your back still out, Captain?"
JAYNE: "Why'd ya think I'm doin' up his laces for him?"
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Barret: "I been here since the beginnin', an' I still don't know what the hell's goin' on either."
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"...I'm not a man who likes to swear,
But I've never cared for the sound of bein' alone..." -Neil Diamond, I am... I said.
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Cap'n: All right, now watch how the doc walks only on his hind legs.....
Simon: I'm telling you, the box-lifting, man-ape thing can *NOT* be trained.....
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Simon, in an effort to fit in more with the crew, offers to be one of the stakes in their game of horseshoes.
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Jayne just couldn't help himself even if they were in front of witnesses, just being near Mal was enough to make him hot and sweaty.
"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"
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Can't believe i'm saying this but...
Simon: I'll be in my bunk
Keep shiny!
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