That Ol’ Desert Island Chestnut
POSTED BY: Zoot
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 3, 2005 08:41
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So Browncoats one and all,
You’ve been stranded on a desert planet. The gorram space pirates (Spirates) that left you there, cast you adrift with nothing but the tattered shorts and T-Shirt you stand up in and a DVD/ TV, with no ancillary DVDs (they thought they were being funny and a little ironic)….
You give yourself up for lost. Until, one day, a space capsule drops at your feet. You open it up. It’s a flyer, an offer from an interstellar lending library, offering you a free trial of one – yes ONE –film. Delivery by return.
Your fingers hang and twitch over the spapsule’s (space-capsule) console. Which film do you choose??
Remember this could be the only film you watch for the rest of your gorram life (short and nasty as it may be)….
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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.
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Serenity.
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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.
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City of the Lost Children.
www.cirqus.com
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Still gotta be Disney's Beauty and the Beast! God, I'm weird...
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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no you're not, Pezzy...it's one of my favorites too. But this requires more thinking. I'll be back later.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?
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Dude, if you're on an island all by your lonesome, no one around to love on ...
It'd have to be something like Playmate of the Apes or Lord of the G-Strings.
Now, if those bloody Spirates were nice enough to toss a lady in with this diabolical deal, it's Serenity, without a doubt ... and without having seen it beforehand.
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Hail to the King, baby.
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Playmate of the Apes...
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I stand by my decision. I have enough in the spank bank to tide me over, I think...
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Stevethepirate
Bein' a girl I can let you into a secret - we're the more resourceful sex - don't need a man to keep happy (if ya know what I mean) but an entertaining film might be good - I thinking The Secretary (?) does that make me weird????
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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.
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Dark Star
Chief Editor, AFM
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Writer/Producer, The NUKE Brothers
www.nukebrothers.com
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"How to Turn a DVD/TV into an Interstellar Radio"
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"Appears they've canceled the show and we're still here. What does that make us?"
"Big damn junkies, Sir!"
"Ain't we just."
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