CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #25
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, May 2, 2005 23:03
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Nathan in between takes:
"Ahh the breeze feels good."
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Originally posted by STEVEthePIRATE:
Don't look Ethel! ... but it was too late.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was funny...root beer all over the place. oh yes, they call him the streak...
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Originally posted by STEVEthePIRATE:
Don't look Ethel! ... but it was too late.
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STEVEthePIRATE hopes someone else on this board remembers Ray Stevens ...
Oh, you made me chuckle! I do.
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After Serenity docked with Deep Space Nine, Mal sat patiently in the holosuite, awaiting both HoloInara and HoloNandi, but he was pretty sure Quark had screwed him again.
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manwithpez: (OS) Mr. Fillion!!! MR. FILLION!!! OVER HERE! I'M WAVING AT YOU!!!
Nathan: Can't these flans ever cut me a break? I can't even squat in the scrubbrush without someone asking me for an autograph!
manwithpez: (OS) MAL, JOHNNY, JOEY? WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER BE CALLED? HOW ABOUT PRIVATE RYAN? CAUSE I CAN SEE YOUR...UMM, CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH?
Nathan: NO!!!
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While waiting for Serenity to pick him up after the Lassiter job, Mal looks around to see no one's about and begins:
"MY NAME IS DMC, THE ALL TIME GREAT! I BUST THE MOST RHYMES IN NEW YORK STATE! WHO's HOUSE??? MAL'S HOUSE!!!"
Jayne: (OS) Now somethin' about that is downright unsettlin'!
Mal: BWAH!!! How did you sneak up on me in a Firefly?
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"One Naked Guy, No Girls, and A Big Rock", Wednesdays on ABC.
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Nathan often liked to kid Tim Minear with an impression of the Brass Monkey from Wonderfalls.
Nathan: "I love you."
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After inflation adjusted for 500 years, Mal really COULDN'T afford the shirt on his back.
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Tattoo's Alternate Meaning: I might be naked, stranded in the middle of nowhere, and unknowledgable as to the whereabouts of the Lassiter, but you still wish you were me.
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Spaceball1: (OS) Lord Helmet, we combed the desert, and all we found was this washed up Firefly Captain.
Lord Helmet: (OS) Ahh...he has the tattoo, and I see his Schwarz is as big as mine!
Mal: This is my scrap of nowhere...go parody somewhere else!
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Seth Green had waited a long time to show Nathan his stereo, which could blow women's clothes off. The result was...unexpected to say the least.
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Mal: I may have woke up buck naked in the middle of a desert with a horrible hangover, but at least I'm not married again...am I? How much did I drink last night?
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Alternate Tattoo Meaning: I fought and watched my friends die in a bloody galactic civil war, and all I got was this stupid tattoo!
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From one Mudder's Milk to Bareass Naked, Mal really was the cheapest date on Serenity.
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Nathan was soon to learn why people generally don't nude sunbathe in Arizona.
And, that's all I got for now...
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Joss (O.S):What is it this time?
Jewel(O.S): Oh.. nothing ... but .. I won! *flips off Nathan again*
Lol, I love it!
Mal: Uh oh, looks like that horrible flesh-burning fog is rolling in again...
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Tattoo: Property of the Alliance
Mal: What the--?!?
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Originally posted by KMS:
Emperor’s New Clothes: $70
Visit to nameless planet desert: $300
Finally being able to pull off a prank on your Captain: priceless!
OMG that's funny!
If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!
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Not one member of the cast of Serenity thought about renegotiating contracts for sequels...Not after Joss rounded them up and branded them.
Nathan: Damn Joss!(rubbing hip) Only hurt for a second my ass!
Joss: (OS) Oh! That reminds me...I forgot about the contract negotiations for part three!
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With the announced remake of "Amazon Women On The Moon", Nathan finally got the chance to play "Son of the Invisible Man".
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Having no idea how to distract Badger this time, Mal finally decided to go with Jayne's idea.
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After having to grapple with Patience to make one of Serenity's lease payments, Mal stared off into the sunset, and started to cry.
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Mal's attempt at a shadow puppet question mark was not very successful.
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Having lost feeling in his ass in the war, Mal didn't know he was cooking on that hot rock until he smelled what he thought was "Something good!"
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Nathan Fillion prepares a concrete mold of his Green Apple in preparation of using it as a marketing tool. Some Browncoats will buy anything!
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Nathan: Damn it, Joss, you said we were going to film this scene in front of a green screen with a minimum crew!
Joss (OS in front of hundreds of people, mostly giggling girls): Riiiiiiiiight.
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Nathan: (Pissed at Joss) I'll be in my trailer!
Joss: Read your contract next time, Nathan...That is your trailer!
And, I'm tapped, for now...When I say saturate, I mean it!!!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Mal wanted to go to the naked beach too but Wash left bad directions.
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The cunning distraction that allowed the Browncoats to hold the high ground on the first day of the Battle of Serenity Valley.
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The Christmas card every Fox executive got from the cast and crew of Firefly.
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Originally posted by STEVEthePIRATE:
Don't look Ethel! ... but it was too late.
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STEVEthePIRATE hopes someone else on this board remembers Ray Stevens ...
YES!!! I'm going to be walking around all day going "Don't look Ethel!" now, thank you very much.
If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo
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After he retired from smuggling, Mal like to sit around on Sunday morning and look at his lawn. He was reminded to contact his landscaper, Jayne, who had mowed the grass in his usual manner...by shooting it.
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Looking at the majestic mountains always made Mal think of Inara...more so when he was nekkid.
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Nathan's attempt at a nude "Ed Grimley" dance was met with silence tempered with crickets.
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DO YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS BIG DAMN HERO RIGHT HERE? THEN USE THE SAME EXERCISE SYSTEM HE DOES! CAPTAIN MALCOLM REYNOLDS ENDORSES BIG DAMN ROCK™! LOOK LIKE A BIG DAMN HERO TODAY!!!
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Alternate Tattoo Meaning: Winona Forever.
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Mal stared with longing at Pride Rock, knowing someday, he would be king! The Nekkid King. Its good to be The Nekkid King.
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Looking at the dirt around him, Mal couldn't help but be reminded of plows for some reason.
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Gummy, the strange old ranchhand from his Mom's place on Shadow had taught Mal the necessity of "Alone Nekkid Time."
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Mal (Thinking): Isn't it strange how the land on these terraformed worlds looks nothing at all like California? Also, I'm bareass.
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Nathan, being an obvious fan of the song stylings of Jennifer Love Hewitt, tended to go to a bad place in his mind when he listened to "Barenaked".
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Nathan: What's all your problems? We do this in Canada all the time!
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Looking back on it, if he had known the new Serenity action figures were going to turn out the way they did, Nathan probably wouldn't have done so much nude modeling for "The Cause".
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Tonight, on Two Guys and a Girl, Johnny goes schizo and claims, while nude, that he's now the superintendent of "this here bouldery thing."
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Nathan: That's right, I've actually touched Morena, Jewel, Summer, and Gina. Also, your wife is probably drooling over me right now.
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Kaylee: Huh! I never noticed that about the Captain before!
Inara: (Looking away in shame) What's that, Kaylee?
Kaylee: His nostrils ARE really flarey!
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Not many Firefly fans know that Nathan was originally cast as River. Here, we see him prepping for his "box" scene. Thankfully, Joss decided to go in another direction with the character.
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Nathan thought the new method of imprinting concrete in front of Graman's Chinese was a little odd, but, hey, whatever got him "more exposure".
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Alyson Hannigan: (OS) Hey! These guys are always naked over here. Not once in 7 years did I get to show that much skin! (Pouts) And I'm really hot, too.
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As Mal sat, pondering his fate, Jubal Early suddenly dropped from the sky, ripped off his helmet and said "That does NOT seem right to me!"
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Universal rejected Nathan Fillion's Serenity movie poster ideas out of hand.
Hopefully, that ain't all I got in me, but subjects are beginning to run thin on the ground...Which is why most of my captions suck anyways...Enjoy!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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