CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #25
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, May 2, 2005 23:03
VIEWED: 20644
PAGE 4 of 8
Quote:
When Mal turned his head and coughed during his ship physical, he accidentally let slip a gas cloud so noxious, Simon ran for the hills and never looked back.
OR:
Looking down at his rash, Mal suddenly wished he hadn't decided to vacation on Aphrodite, the Nudist Colony Planet.
OR:
Summer: Guess you're going to try and blame this on me too, huh?
Nathan: SUMMER!?!
OR:
Nathan Fillions Summerstock one man show of "The Nude Exodus", concerning the emptying of Egypt failed to draw the crowds he thought it would.
OR:
Not a lot of people know that Nathan Fillion was an extra on Get Smart: The Nude Bomb.
OR:
An existential episode of Two Guys and a Girl where Berg took a nude Johnny to the desert to find The First Jukebox Repairman.
OR:
Though he was butt nekkid on a rock, Caleb was still the most dangerous foe Buffy had ever faced.
OR:
ManWithPez begins standing in line for Serenity in September. Why was he nekkid? You see anyone else in line?
OR:
Inara:(OS) Is that supposed to be shaved like a heart, or what?
Mal: Never you mind!
OR:
At twenty years old, Mal thought he was a little too old for his Momma to tell him to go fetch her a switch. Damn Shadow and its abundance of switches!
OR:
Mal: Is that a singing nun over there? Hey Lady! SHUT UP! The hills are NOT alive with the sound of anything!
OR:
Space Dingleberries...Never a pretty picture.
Laters with the captioning.
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
Joss: (OS)Nathan! There's nowhere in the script that calls for you to be naked!
Nathan: So?
Now THAT is ruttin HI-Larious!
If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:
Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
[IMG][/IMG]
MAL: (Thinking) *Is that an ice cream truck?!*
BWAHAHAHA!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ha Heh HAHAHA Heh Ha Ha!!!
Ha.
Now that's f___in funny!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:
Nathan(thinking): I am sure this is where Joss said to meet to camp out for Serenity tickets, so where is everybody? And why the hell am I naked...again?
OR
Mal: Something finally went according to the gorram plan! Still, I wish I knew why it was I wanted to be nekkid in the first place. Hrmm...
OR (spoilerish because I use trailer quotes)
Select to view spoiler:
When Mal told the crew he was gonna ask somethin' more of them than he ever had before, they really weren't expecting this...whatever 'this' was.
Cilantro!
TCM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Avail yourself of my trade! I have original (meaning: designed by me!)
T-shirts, posters, mugs and more at
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/home/default.asp?cid=23847914695881
5760
AND
http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Ohio? Join us!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly-ohio
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Blue Sun Corporation brings you SPF 150. Live The Dream!
Or
Mal sits calmly while his laser toes send out their pink and white signal. He didn’t know he could do that.
Or
Mal awaits his turn for the annual proctology exam.
Or
Jayne(OS): Dammit, Mal, naked ain't scary anymore! Get some damned clothes on!
Or
Wash (OS): Uh, Mal, I said there was an ‘Ant Colony’ on this planet, not a ‘Nudist Colony’.
Or
Nathan: I thought I was supposed to come out of a box?
Joss (OS): No, that was Summer. We only put GIRLS in boxes.
Christina Hendrix (OS): Told you!
Or
Mal got lost so often that the crew finally had him tattooed: If found, please return to Serenity. Again.
Or
Emperor’s New Clothes: $70
Visit to nameless planet desert: $300
Finally being able to pull off a prank on your Captain: priceless!
Or
Mal on the Planet Paranoia (thinking): Is that prairie dog laughing at me?
Or
Kaylee (OS): Looks a mite underdeveloped to me, Captain.
Mal: It’s cold out here!
Kaylee (OS): I meant the terra-forming. What are you talking about?
Mal: Er, never mind.
KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’---Gizzie
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:
[IMG]
Mal, just out of his swim on the bioluminescent lake on Ariel, looks to the horizon to see...A bunch of Alliance soldiers rooting around in Serenity's kitchen!
Mal: Hey! Get out of there...Why I oughta...!
Then he realized that he was simply seeing last weeks caption.
Mal: With these powers, I'll be the greatest captioner ever!
TenthCrewMember: (OS, In booming God voice) And only one week too late!
OR:
Joss: (OS) Could we get wardrobe in here to...Oh, that's right...this is the scene where I get to make fun of Nathan...Never mind!
OR:
Mal loved the old comedy classics from Earth That Was like The Austin Powers Septology. But, whenever he tried to act like his beloved hero, it never came out quite the same.
OR:
Nathan: Come on, ThatWeirdGirl, gimme my clothes back...I appreciate fans as much as the next Big Damn Hero, but...
ThatWeirdGirl: (OS) I said shut up and DANCE Captain NoPants!!!
Nathan: (Sigh) Yes Ma'am...
OR:
Nathan watched another tumbleweed roll by and thought "Westerns are so cliche...I wonder what I could do to mix them up a bit?"
OR:
The Universal Studio Tour reopens with a new attraction, selling out tickets in a matter of seconds.
OR:
Mal: Let's see Darth Anakin or whatever the hell his name is try to fight like this!!!
OR:
Mal: I keep gettin' called the Han Solo of the 26th century, and even he never had to end up nekkid in a desert. He even got ruttin' FROZE once with his clothes on!
OR:
To add to the surreality of having to film with no clothes on, Nathan watches apathetically as a modified Delorean tears over the hill with a whole village of Indians in pursuit.
Nathan: Stupid Universal Studios Tour! THAT SHARK STILL LOOKS FAKE!
OR:
The new Pampered Chef Ass Stone left a lot to be desired until it was properly seasoned, Mal thought.
OR:
Mal watched, frightened as a naked Jeff Bridges wandered into his line of sight.
Starman: I can't get no...satisfaction.
Mal: Yeah, you and me both, buddy!
I must sleep, or my captions will never be funny again...I apologize for this last lot...
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Joss (O.S):What is it this time?
Jewel(O.S): Oh.. nothing ... but .. I won! *flips off Nathan again*
They say it’s the last song
They don’t know us, you see
Its only the last song
If we let it be
http://www.darknessenemyinc.de.vu/
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
While Mal's elephantitis was more than a might uncomfortable, it did give him somewhere to sit, and rest his feet from time to time.
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
Nathan: Come on, ThatWeirdGirl, gimme my clothes back...I appreciate fans as much as the next Big Damn Hero, but...
ThatWeirdGirl: (OS) I said shut up and DANCE Captain NoPants!!!
Nathan: (Sigh) Yes Ma'am...
I'm in a caption!!!!!!!!! Hehehehe.
Quote:
Mal watched, frightened as a naked Jeff Bridges wandered into his line of sight.
Starman: I can't get no...satisfaction.
Mal: Yeah, you and me both, buddy!
good crossover
www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Don't look Ethel! ... but it was too late.
----------------------------------------------
STEVEthePIRATE hopes someone else on this board remembers Ray Stevens ...
NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME