CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #25

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, May 2, 2005 23:03
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 5:37 PM

This week's winner was as well deserved as any! It still makes me chuckle each time I read it!

Here is a classic scene I am sure you all know, so, let's see what captions you can conjure up!

MAL (thinking): I'm angry. I'm confused. And I'm naked...some jing zi plan this was.

Cilantro!
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MANWITHPEZ

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 5:41 PM

Mal struggled with his constipation, and, it seemed to be working itself out. He didn't know why Saffron ran off the way she did.

That's just a quicky...I'll be back...you know I will...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

KNIBBLET

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 5:48 PM

Mal might not know the "Mona Lisa" from Adam ... but he always won money in bar bets about who did the best "Thinker".

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

RAT

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 5:54 PM

*Mal is mesmerized by the glowing pink dot, floating before his face.*

-Ratboy

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 5:59 PM

MAL:"Take my ship, take my pants, so my legs will crawl with ants......i don't care, i'm still free, YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS ROCK FROM ME!!!!"

OR

Mal realized the ACME incubator technique wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

OR

MAL:"This egg had better hatch soon, this is getting mighty uncomfortable....."

OR

MAL:"I KNEW i shouldn't have bet i'd win with plums being tall against River..."

OR

MAL:"I used to have everything: a crew, food, a ship, clothes; now all i've got is this big rock. Where did i go wrong?"

OR

MAL:(thinking)"What happened for me to get here?!?!"

OR

MAL:"This must be the Special Hell sheperd was talkin about."

OR

MAL:"How'd you like a bite of this greean apple america?"

OR

NATHAN:"I guess trying to be funnier than Joss at all those conventions wasn't such a good idea...."

OR

MAL:(obviously insane from the heat)"It was getting crowded in my sky, so lets see them take this rock!"

OR

MAL:"What would Jack Sparrow do in a situation like this.....i doubt i'm gonna find any rum here....."

OR

MAL:"So THIS is the corner of No and Where."

OR

MAL:"If anyone out there feels like some thrilling heroics, now is a good time!!!!"

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

Time for some thrilling heroics!

GUNRUNNER

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 7:02 PM

Private Reynolds on the first day of basic.

or

Following Wash's suggestion Mal attempts to fertilize a ‘Cilantro Tree’ seed.

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STARRBABY

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 7:04 PM

Mal: To quote Jubal Early, "Welp, here I am."

OXYOPIA

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 7:25 PM

Here are a few captions dedicated to the (arguably belated) release of the Serenity trailer today:

Mal (Thinking): All things considered, I'd rather be watching the trailer to Serenity...

or

While many fireflyfans had a rough wait on Tuesday for the release of the trailer...some had it much worse than others

or

Mal (thinking): Didn't Joss say 'Tuesday'? I thought he said 'Tuesday'. I really should've asked him when on Tuesday....Does this rock make my butt look big?

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'What people call impossible is just stuff they
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SHINY

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 7:53 PM

Quote:

WHAT WAITING FOR APPLE TO UPLOAD THE GORRAM TRAILER FEELS LIKE...

COSMICFUGITIVE

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 7:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

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MAL: (Thinking) *Is that an ice cream truck?!*

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