Neroli and Gunhand
POSTED BY: Elwoodmom
UPDATED: Tuesday, July 19, 2005 01:09
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Uh oh. *El starts to feel guilty* I never meant to make you cry...here *helps Rat stand up*, let's gang up on someone else, okay? Who do you want to torment? How's about Gunhand, when he appears?
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* The Real Me starts to head in the correct direction, with Mom's help. *
Well, 'bout that there song, ma'am...
I'll do my best. May take some thinkin'.
*Mom helpfully stuffs the harmonica into The Real Me's mouth.*
The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County
(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)
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You can't rush art, so take your time, darlin!
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* Around the campfire one night, after eating copious quantities of beans, The Real Me pulls out his guitar and starts strumming some chords. *
Welp, I been thinkin’ ‘bout this here song what Elwoodmom wanted. Here’s just a little somethin’ what I come up with:
* The Real Me starts singing… THE BALLAD OF NEROLI AND GUNHAND *
Neroli and Gunhand, oh where could you be?
We’ve searched from the mountains way down to the sea!
Mom led the posse; her plan was the best,
To make you Mal-licious’s partying guests!
Oh, Gunhand, long absent, the Minion Supreme,
To care for the ladies was your greatest dream,
But that sauna, we hope that it’s sturdily built,
When you dance on its roof wearing only a kilt!
Old Broad Monkey, Neroli, we just want to say,
We wish you’d be with us on that special day.
The clubhouse is silent without your warm cheer,
(Though I guess WE'VE been gone for most of a year.)
* The Real Me strums his guitar a bit more, then stops. *
Uh, sorry, Mom, that’s about as far as I got.
The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County
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TRM that was BEAUTIFUL!! It certainly brought a tear to mine eye...
ETA: I think you should have a refrain for each of the clubhousers!
Mal-licious
I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* Around the campfire one night, after eating copious quantities of beans, The Real Me pulls out his guitar and starts strumming some chords. *
Welp, I been thinkin’ ‘bout this here song what Elwoodmom wanted. Here’s just a little somethin’ what I come up with:
* The Real Me starts singing… THE BALLAD OF NEROLI AND GUNHAND *
Neroli and Gunhand, oh where could you be?
We’ve searched from the mountains way down to the sea!
Mom led the posse; her plan was the best,
To make you Mal-licious’s partying guests!
Oh, Gunhand, long absent, the Minion Supreme,
To care for the ladies was your greatest dream,
But that sauna, we hope that it’s sturdily built,
When you dance on its roof wearing only a kilt!
Old Broad Monkey, Neroli, we just want to say,
We wish you’d be with us on that special day.
The clubhouse is silent without your warm cheer,
(Though I guess WE'VE been gone for most of a year.)
* The Real Me strums his guitar a bit more, then stops. *
Uh, sorry, Mom, that’s about as far as I got.
The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County
I'm impressed! If having songs written about them doesn't convince them to come back, I don't know what will!
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"I think the right place to start is to say, fair is fair. This is who we are. These are our numbers." Mr Willis of Ohio - The West Wing
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Mom, can I still submit an application to be posse member #11?
Though I'm lacking in credentials as of late, I still have a certain theme song in my blood and find myself humming it under my breath sometimes.
So, whaddya say, Mom? Please?
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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Sorry? Why are you sorry? That was beautiful, just beautiful! *sniff* You're a poet, and didn't know it!
Let's all sing along!
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Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
Mom, can I still submit an application to be posse member #11?
Though I'm lacking in credentials as of late, I still have a certain theme song in my blood and find myself humming it under my breath sometimes.
So, whaddya say, Mom? Please?
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
Absolutely! No application needed in this group! Some of us may be lacking in character, but we all have excellent credentials...we're on this board, right?? Well, I guess that says something about our character, too!
Let's hear your theme song...is it the one we all know??
Be warned, TheRealMe ate alot of beans, sit downwind, if possible!
Welcome!
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Malicious, your birthday is fast approaching, and WHERE ARE THEY?? We'll get them for you, you're going to have one fine shindig!
Everyone, spread out! We'll go in groups of 2...Meet back at the camp at sundown to hear more of TRM's song and to eat more beans. Who's in my group?
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