worst films of all time
POSTED BY: est120
UPDATED: Sunday, April 24, 2005 22:01
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double post wasn't my fault - anyway gives me another chance as I forgot to mention
SWORDFISH!!!!!
The
Somnambulist
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Wowsers! A lot of people have walked out on one and only one movie. For me that movie was South Park. Like the show, HATED the movie. Walked out, but was actually a bit scared doing so because of all the brainwashed idiots laughing their fool heads off, and looking at me leaving with a "lynch 'em" look in their eye.
Oh yeah, also hated Congo. By the end of the movie, I could totally sympathise with the apes killing themselves by jumping into the lava. Also, features the best line that should have been in the movie, but wasn't: Cut to Amy in the jungle surrounded by the other gorillas. She signs "So, when does the banana cart come around?"
"Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it." Daniel Jackson
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Planet of the Apes (remake). I thought the movie was fantastic right until the last 5 minutes.
Episode 1: Self explanitory.
Mars Attacks: Worst. Movie. Evar.
Men In Black 2: Worst. Sequel. Evar
Dungeons and Dragons: Why oh why did they add a Wayan's brother in there?
The Warriors: Just joking, I knew that movie sucked from minute one.
/CAN YOU DIG IT!?!?!
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I'm usually able to find something good in just about any movie, but these two really sucked.
The Grinch: The live action one of course. I HATE this movie. Not a single moment worth watching. I would have fallen asleep but I was too busy hating Jim Carrey.
House of 1000 Corpses: This would have been the first (and currently only) movie I'd ever have walked out on if I had not gone to see it with friends. It did have one cool scene, but it was nowhere near enough to make up for it.
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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I can only narrow it down to three that really stank.
In no particular odor (get it?):
--"Urban Legend"--this came out on the heels of the "scream" craze, a teen-ish horror flick that was somewhat self-aware and slightly self referencial, trying to create a twist or something using an outfit anyone could be in (the entire town, apparently, all bought the exact same winter jacket, and somehow the hood is enough to hide everyone's face)
--"Showgirls"... even dozens of deliciously beautiful naked women wasn't enough to make this movie NOT suck royally... deqar God, and I actually went to the opening night midnight screening...
--"Battlefield Earth"... if you saw this movie on the big screen, I was the other guy in the theater with you... I'm not entirely certain WHY I saw it, other than I kinda liked the book... sorta... it's more valuable as a cmoedy than a sci-fi action flick...
I paid money for all three... dear God...
--Jefé The Hat
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--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)
"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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Oh yes..."Requiem For A Dream". So many of my friends recommended this movie, and then I recommended psychiatric help for them. It was so awful. When the movie was over, I actually thought...That's two hours of my life I'll never get back.
Am I actually supposed to give a shit about these self centered characters whose only thread in common is that they like to self destroy themselves...YAWN! The only standout, I thought was Jared Leto, and that's borderline.
That's not to say that there haven't been films that apparently, in my circle of friends, I was the only one to like ...
Shallow Grave...I still contend that the last ten minutes of this movie are some of the most thrilling I have ever seen.
Sneakers...Come on, that cast! Great!
Any damn black and white movie. I don't know why I can't get people to watch them, but people are missing out, just because they have to have their films in technicolor!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Originally posted by espradley:
Battlefield Earth - bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!
I too, am guilty of seeing this turd in the theater. Foutunatly, my Uncle paid for the tickets, so the only thing it cost me was 3 hours of my life.
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It got down right comical at the end when human slaves learned how to fly Harriers that just happened to work after centuries of just sitting there.
When are film makers gonna learn that refined petrolium based fuels turn into jelly after 70 or so days?
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Originally posted by tmurrie:
Dungeons and Dragons: Why oh why did they add a Wayan's brother in there?
Now I've been reminded of the third worst movie I had forgotten about. Damn you for making me remember this drivel.
OH THE PAIN!
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I hope you mean the remake of The Warriors. The original from the '70's is classic goodness.
The Ring was the worst nonsensical plotted, badly acted, dumbly written, beautifully filmed piece of shite in history.
Battlefield Earth. I'd hoped for so much more for Johnny Goodboy. *sigh*
"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"
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Originally posted by BadgersHat:
--"Showgirls"... even dozens of deliciously beautiful naked women wasn't enough to make this movie NOT suck royally... deqar God, and I actually went to the opening night midnight screening...
Well....I saw Showgirls with 22 frat guys at the midnight screening...I think I win. Just sos you know, don't ever be a lone female in a theater with 20 some odd drunk fraternity boys looking at breasts for two hous...it's painful. Very painful. They kept yelling at 'Jesse' to put her clothes on and find Slater. Yeesh.
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