General Discussions

CAPTION TIGHTPANTS 23 fnord

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, April 18, 2005 15:49
VIEWED: 18824
PAGE 7 of 8

Friday, April 15, 2005 5:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GazerBeam:
OK, I'm going to hell for this one.

Yo-Saf-Bridge, the new person in charge of supplies.

Yo-Saf-Bridge (In best chinese accent): Supplies!



Funny and tasteless! I love it! ;)

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

NOTIFY: Y  | REPLY  | REPLY WITH QUOTE  | PERMALINK  | TOP  | HOME

Friday, April 15, 2005 11:32 PM

SAFFRON:"GO AWAY!*this is MY hiding spot!*"

OR

MAL:"I DID tell you about what the Sheperd's hair can do to people...so DON'T YOU EVER say i didn't tell you!"

OR

MAL:"JAYNE!!YOU DROPPED THE WRONG BOX AGAIN!!"

OR A TWIST ON THAT...

MAL:"JAYNE!!YOU DROPPED THE WRONG BOX!!I told you to drop the one with SAFFRON in it, not our kitchen supplies!!!"


OR

SAFFRON:"This view looks familiar...."

MAL:"Can't remember an object you've never seen....."

OR

MAL:"DUDE!!!,WHERE'S MY DOUGHNUT?!?!

SAFFRON:"Don't look at me....."*burp*

OR

SAFFRON:"Yes, officer?"

/\/\/\/\/\

Check out MY Caption Game!!!It's voting time for #1!!Pick your fave 2, like in this! http://www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01/


/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

Time for some thrilling heroics!!!

NOTIFY: Y  | REPLY  | REPLY WITH QUOTE  | PERMALINK  | TOP  | HOME

Saturday, April 16, 2005 7:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GazerBeam:
OK, I'm going to hell for this one.

Yo-Saf-Bridge, the new person in charge of supplies.

Yo-Saf-Bridge (In best chinese accent): Supplies!



Ahhhhh.... Weird Al's UHF...y'know what is sad? I watched that movie 3 times before I caught that joke. Y'know what is more sad? This version made me laugh out loud. Still sadder yet? A UHF/Firefly crossover...

voice(OS in chinese accent): Okay, you take what is in box instead of red snapper...you got...YOSAFF! You so my kind of STUPID!

(and if you don't get it, go get UHF and watch it, um, now. *g*)

Cilantro!
TCM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Avail yourself of my trade! I have original (meaning: designed by me!)
T-shirts, posters, mugs and more at
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/home/default.asp?cid=23847914695881
5760

AND
http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Ohio? Join us!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly-ohio

NOTIFY: Y  | REPLY  | REPLY WITH QUOTE  | PERMALINK  | TOP  | HOME

JRC
Saturday, April 16, 2005 8:14 AM



Morena: "Christina, honey, that scene calls for you to be in a dumpster. You should at least get a bigger box with more trash."


Everyone dies alone.

NOTIFY: N  | REPLY  | REPLY WITH QUOTE  | PERMALINK  | TOP  | HOME

Saturday, April 16, 2005 4:53 PM

[IMG] [/IMG]

MAL: "Oscar the Grouch called, he'd like his trash can back."

NOTIFY: N  | REPLY  | REPLY WITH QUOTE  | PERMALINK  | TOP  | HOME

Saturday, April 16, 2005 6:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JRC:


Morena: "Christina, honey, that scene calls for you to be in a dumpster. You should at least get a bigger box with more trash."




Nathan (OS): "What, white trash doesn't count?"

* runs *

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

NOTIFY: Y  | REPLY  | REPLY WITH QUOTE  | PERMALINK  | TOP  | HOME

Sunday, April 17, 2005 8:43 PM

WEIRD AL RULES!!!!anyone who knows me can tell you how much of a fan i am. And apparently i'm starting to look like him too, lol, and im only 16!Again, my friends and brother can attest to that.

NOTIFY: Y  | REPLY  | REPLY WITH QUOTE  | PERMALINK  | TOP  | HOME

Sunday, April 17, 2005 10:33 PM

Saffron: I said sexpot, SEXPOT, NOT TEAPOT! What is so hard to understand there? Maybe Wash is right and you are sly.......fine I'll be in Jayne's bunk!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

NOTIFY: Y  | REPLY  | REPLY WITH QUOTE  | PERMALINK  | TOP  | HOME

Monday, April 18, 2005 3:52 AM

Saffron reaches to close the box as she sees....

THE PALE TIGHT PANTS WITH NOBODY INSIDE 'EM!!!

or alternatively...

Christina Hendricks' attempt to be smuggled onto the set of Serenity fails yet again...

or....

Ah, we meet at last, Mr. Bond!!!!
__________________________________________________
"But these are not times for extraordinary men... Business is not war, heroics are unseemly; they complicate."

How can I pick my favorite quote, gorramit?!

NOTIFY: N  | REPLY  | REPLY WITH QUOTE  | PERMALINK  | TOP  | HOME

Monday, April 18, 2005 4:38 AM

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/904515

Y'know it! That's the link to VOTE! This is it! The last winner before the first drawing for a prize will be decided! But no worries! Caption Tightpants will live on, at least through September, and there will be more prizes given away!

Cilantro!
TCM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Avail yourself of my trade! I have original (meaning: designed by me!)
T-shirts, posters, mugs and more at
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/home/default.asp?cid=23847914695881
5760

AND
http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Ohio? Join us!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly-ohio

NOTIFY: Y  | REPLY  | REPLY WITH QUOTE  | PERMALINK  | TOP  | HOME