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POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, April 18, 2005 15:49
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Originally posted by Wiccanslyr:
Summer (off screen to Joss): Hey! You said girls in boxes had to be naked!
HA! That is soooo funny.
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?
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Wow, crudity abounds! Some more? Okay:
Mal: Apparently, I can hide two siblings, scores of stolen Alliance cargo, and a herd of cattle aboard this boat, but I can't hide my Kit-Kats well enough.
Saffron: Aw Mal, gimme a break!
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Mal: No, I do not want to see your "I'm a Little Teapot" routine!
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Protein Pack Smothered Saffron: Its What's For Dinner.
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Mal: You big baby! Oh wait, that's Inara's line, and it comes later in this episode, doesn't it?
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When Jayne was in his bunk dreaming about a protein covered Saffron, this wasn't what he had in mind.
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The Serenity Spaceship Players tried to mount a production of "Arsenic and Old Lace" but Saffron couldn't perform the part of "Mr. Spinallzo". She had a condition.
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Mal: Not so articulate with your clothes on, stuffed in a box for a few hours, are ya?
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Mal: (To the rest of the crew) You guys should try this, she doesn't seem to be learning! (Waits for Saffron to raise her head a little more and slams lid down)
Saffron: OW!
Zoe: I want a turn, sir!
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With the mounting costs of space funerals on the rise, Malcolm Reynolds invests in smallers coffins...Also, he doesn't wait for his bride to be dead yet.
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Mal: Like I told you, someone tries to stuff you in a box, you try to stuff 'em right back.
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Worst Jewelry/Musicbox Ever!
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Even though Mal was mad at her, Saffron knew she could win him over with her orangutang impression.
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Saffron: I once caught a fish THIS tall!
Mal: Its "this big", not tall...you know what, just stay in there.
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Mal: When I asked you if you wanted to play in the "Reynolds Wrap", that's not what I meant.
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Mal couldn't help laughing at Saffron until she prepared the deadly and powerful "Kamehameha Wave".
Yep...crude, crude crude, plus, a Dragonball Z reference!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Saffron: Didn't the mayor tell you? Part of your payment is the food, and part of it is me. I'm your wife.
Mal: ... Saffron, are you telling me you've pulled this scam so many times you can't even remember the guys you pulled it on?
Saffron: Damn, I knew you looked familiar.
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
ha ha. this one is pretty funny.
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Originally posted by manwithpez:Quote:
Mal: (To the rest of the crew) You guys should try this, she doesn't seem to be learning! (Waits for Saffron to raise her head a little more and slams lid down)
Saffron: OW!
Zoe: I want a turn, sir!
He ehehheheeheeee
I just laughed until tea came out my nose! My colleague in the room next door just bounded in to say "drafting contracts shouldn't be that funny!" I am so rumbled!
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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.
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Saffron: "I'd heard that these Japanese hotels were compact, but THIS is ridiculous!"
Cap'n: "Don't worry 'bout it honey, just turn around and move over a little bit...."
Everyone dies alone.
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Jayne (OS): Mal! You have a package!
Saffron: I'll say he does.
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Mal: Ohhh, when you said 'avail yourself of my trade', you meant trading cards! Wait right there, I'll get my pen and peanuts!
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Nathan: And here I thought Joss` "how to store recurring actors more cheaply thing" was only a rumor!!
They say it’s the last song
They don’t know us, you see
Its only the last song
If we let it be
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MAL: 'Night, sweetie. (Shuts box)
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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:Quote:
Originally posted by Wiccanslyr:
Summer (off screen to Joss): Hey! You said girls in boxes had to be naked!
HA! That is soooo funny.
Yeah, I concur. *L* Poor Summer.
*secretly wishes they had shown more*
Keep flying
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Nathan: Ok, at this point I think Joss has some kind of box fetish
Joss (from back of room): I heard that! I can kill your character you know!
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Protein pack ad : And for a limited time, buy the deluxe protein package, and get a bride ABSOLUTELY FREE! Call now, operators are standing by.
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Joss: I told you! Girls in boxes have to be naked!
Christina: Oh come on, isn't one nude scene enough?
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Mal: JAAAYNE!! I thought I told you, no mail-order brides!
Jayne: Aw c'mon Mal, I had to trade in Vera to afford this one!
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Mal: Ok, at this point I'm just gonna stop opening mysterious boxes. Zoe, we're going to get our mail now, right?
(he never learns, does he?)
Keep flying
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