CAPTION TIGHTPANTS 23 fnord
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, April 18, 2005 15:49
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Saffron: Didn't the mayor tell you? Part of your payment is the food, and part of it is me. I'm your wife.
Mal: ... Saffron, are you telling me you've pulled this scam so many times you can't even remember the guys you pulled it on?
Saffron: Damn, I knew you looked familiar.
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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http://www.livejournal.com/users/alternaljournal (fictional, travelling through another world)
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Saffron: Nobody expects the Inquisition!
KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ ----Gizzie
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A Kill Bill 2 / Firefly crossover:
YO-SAFF-BRIDGE: "How did you find me?"
MAL: "I'm the man."
Or:
WORST GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK...EVER!
Or:
An Ocean's Eleven /Firefly crossover:
YO-SAFF-BRIDGE: "Where the f*** you been?!"
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Sadly, Nathan had to inform Christina that the role of "girl in a box" was already taken.
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6 (real)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/alternaljournal (fictional, travelling through another world)
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Originally posted by TenthCrewmember:
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MacDonalds advertising of it's new happy emal menu goes wrong when the free toy list is not assessed thoroughly enough
All of a sudden, tonnes of bratty kids scream;
"What's in the box that always rocks?"
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Mal: Jayne?! Come over here and bring Vera.
Jayne (OS): Why you finally ready for a trade?
Mal: No, I just don't trust my Cracker Jack Prize.
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"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."
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Some more? Okay:
Hasbro's new "Bitch In A Box" debuts today. Scores of unsuspecting men cry later :"Where's my wallet?"
OR:
The spice "rack" Mal ordered took him by surprise. He wasn't expecting Saffron.
OR:
Saffron: Mal, would you mind shaving?
Mal: Just shut up and get back in your "room".
OR:
After hitting the wrong pop-up ad after a night of Cortex-Surfing, Mal found that he had accidentally ordered a "Box-O-Con"
OR:
Mal: Actually, Saffron, the toliet's thattaway.
OR:
Mal: (After opening box) Is it Christmas?
OR:
Saffron: Mal, could you help me out, there appears to be a young girl already in this box.
OR:
Saffron, unable to kick her mean TV Dinner addiction, is unable to hide her habit any longer.
OR:
Mal: When you and Inara were discussing "boxes", I don't think that's what she had in mind.
(Oh, I'm going to hell for that last one.)
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Mal: Gorramit Wash, I told you NOT to pull over!
Or
Mal: Whoa, good plan.
or
Mal: Hey Jayne, wanna make that trade now, she even comes with her own stow and go!
Or
Yo~Saf~Brig: You know, it was really hot in there. Do I smell?
OR
River (off screen): My reveal was better.
OR
River (off screen): Been there, done that, bought the tee-shirt.
OR
Summer (off screen to Joss): Hey! You said girls in boxes had to be naked!
OR
Jayne (off screen): Now Monty's give'n you girls?
Yo~Saf~Brig: That seem right to you?
If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!
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Quote:
Originally posted by KMS:Quote:
Saffron: Nobody expects the Inquisition!
KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ ----Gizzie
Funny but you should has said:
Saf: Nobody expects a girl in a box!
Mal: Actually...
If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!
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One more:
Comic Book Guy (off screen): Worst reuse of a gag EVER!
Joss (off screen): Hey! Who let the animated fat guy in?
*Edit to change Box to Book
If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!
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