CAPTION TIGHTPANTS 23 fnord
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UPDATED: Monday, April 18, 2005 15:49
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Saffron: "Is that a laser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
Everyone dies alone.
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Cap'n's new mail-order, life-like blow-up doll (which looks suspiciously like Saffron) arrives already halfway blown-up.
Mal: "Hmm, now to find out where to put my lips to make the rest of her all articulate. Not that she needs any more articulating."
Everyone dies alone.
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Saffron: "The crew didn't have enough time to make a fake cake, so they had me come out of this damn box. Happy Birthday!"
Everyone dies alone.
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You know guys, seeing good old Saffron again ......man oh man......just makes me......wellllllllll.......I'll be in my bunk........ 
This is MY quote!
Everyone dies alone.
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They should't have opened the cargo for the borderworld S&M club.
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In hopes that her next husband was a BIG man, Saffron packed the grande size condoms.
Or
The Captain catches someone in his portable hot tub.
Or
Against the new doctor’s objections, Mal kicks open the portable cryo-chamber.
Simon (OS) shocked: That isn’t my sister!
Jayne: Can I have her?
KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ ----Gizzie
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MAL: "...This isn't the engine part I ordered for Kaylee..."
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"Curiouser and curiouser..." said Alice -- er, Saffron -- Yolandu -- Bridgette.
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Barret: "I been here since the beginnin', an' I still don't know what the hell's goin' on either."
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"...I'm not a man who likes to swear,
But I've never cared for the sound of bein' alone..." -Neil Diamond, I am... I said.
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Mal instantly regretted that when he ordered the vacuum packed herbs bulk pack, he hadn't ticked the box marked "No Saffron".
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Saffron
Open up the other box already and fetch my legs would ya! You can see I can only do half the River dance without them!!
Mal
Er... River Dance?
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Though he knew that the evil Saff-In-A-Box was going to pop out at the end of the tune, Mal couldn't quite stop turning the handle.
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Mal (Singing Under His Breath): All around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasle. The monkey thought twas all in fun...
Yo-Saff-Bridge: POP! Goes Yolanda!
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Mal: Gorramit Wash! One of the freeze-dried girls got wet in here!
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Mal: You know the protein packs down in the bottom there? You can keep those.
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Mal liked most of his birthday presents, but Wash and Zoe gave Mal the worst pop-up book ever.
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Finding Saffron amongst the hair dye packs, Mal laughingly exclaims :
Mal: I knew you weren't no redhead!
Saffron: You know, you did see me nekkid, tard!
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Saffron: Whew! You might want to air that out a little, husband. Monty was serving mexican last night.
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Christina Hendricks, desperate to be back on the Firefly set, has herself mailed to Universal studios.
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Yo-Saff-Bridge: Hey, Mal? You wanna close that? I was sleeping!
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Saffron: Where have you been? I've been practicing making foil swans for hours!
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Mal: Just let me get something out of this box...BWAH!
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Saffron: Face it hubby, I'm really hot.
Mal: (Covering his nose) And you smell like it too! How long did I leave you in that box?
There's a few to start with...
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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