CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #20
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 30, 2005 04:33
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Zoe: You know the rules sir. No shoes, no shirt
Wash: No pants.
Zoe: No service.
Mal: Yeah? Well that's not what the sign in Inara's shuttle says!
It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!
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Zoe: Sir, haven't you learned it's not polite to point?
Wash: Shya...
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MAL: "Zoe, remind me to never drink sake with the young doctor EVER AGAIN."
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WASH: "Can I let go now, sir?"
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Mal: You think I'm bad at strip poker? You should see Jayne. All I lost was my shirt and my pilot, I think he owes someone a kidney.
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Caption tightpants 20
Jayne(OS): Ya only gotta scare 'em.
Mal: Naked is scary.
Or
Wash: Wife, why is the Captain's butt painted gold?
Zoe: Sir, you can't go to the Halloween party as Rodney Copperbottom. You'll scare the children.
Mal: Ain't that the point?
(Robots reference)
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Mal: Doc wanted to give me an injection, so when his back was turned I hightailed it out of there.
Wash (sotto voice): Hightailed is right!
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Mal tries out for a staring roll in 'The Captain's New Clothes.'
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Zoe: Sir, when Monty said you were going to a cockfight, he meant chickens.
Mal: What's chickens got to do with…. OH!
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Wash: Really, Mal, I know they said to come unarmed, but my wife is NOT going naked!
Mal: You could go.
Wash & Zoe: What?!?!?!
Mal: Hmmm. Maybe I'll take Inara…
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Mal: Yeah, but Jayne had an IOU that said I owed him my shirt and pants, though I don't remember losing.
Wash: Too much Mudder's Milk.
Zoe: Sir, I told you not to play Tall Card with Simon and Jayne.
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Zoe: Ran out of hot water, Sir?
Mal: How'd you know? And somebody stole my towel again.
Wash: The water was really, really cold, wasn't it?
Mal: Hey!
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Mal: …and then he said, 'Sarge, I'm nekkid!'
Zoe: Yes, Sir, I was there. Remember?
Mal: But Wash wasn't!
Wash: Um, yeah, you didn't have to demonstrate it for me, Mal.
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Unknowingly, Mal proves Simon's point about why it's more important to be proper out in the black.
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By the looks he is receiving, Nathan realizes that Sean 'The Bod' Maher still retains his title.
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Mal: I’m telling you, she said ‘Abracadabra!’ and poof, my clothes disappeared!
Simon (OS): River is NOT a witch!
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Mal: What happen about me? One minute I'm all sober and the next….
Zoe: Been drinking sake with Simon again, Sir?
Wash: Is that why the Doc climbed that statue and is singing off key?
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Inara, Simon & Jayne (OS): I’ll be in my bunk!
KMS
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Wash: turn your head and cough
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Originally posted by 0Reaver0:
Wash: turn your head and cough
0Reaver0
Heh, I'd add a caption along the lines of:
'Before Simon arrived, the yearly physicals were a little less professional.'
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Zoe: *Sigh* You may be the big war hero Cap'n... but my Wash is always the champion at strip poker.
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"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"
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