CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #20
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 30, 2005 04:33
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All this time, Zoe and Wash thought the threesome invitation would be awkward...
Mary
Always a beast, never a burden. 
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Mal: Have you guys rode the new Mule yet? Blows the clothes right off ya!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Wash: Cap'n, sir? Another dream about Saffron, sir?"
Mal: "How could you tell?"
Zoe: "Uhh, at ease, Cap'n, uhh, sir."
Everyone dies alone.
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Zoe: Jayne? For some reason he just dashed off to his bunk.
Wash: I uhhh....really wish he wouldn't be so descriptive about what he does in there.
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(re: Mal's tattoo, and this one is a real fanboi barometer)
Wash: Property of who now?!
Zoe: I'll handle this, dear.
Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.
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Jayne(OS, yelling): Where the hell is my gorram rainstick?
Zoe: Uh, well, the Captain, uh, certainly doesn't have it...
Wash(under breath): Yeah, its more like a raintwig
*Zoe pinches Wash*
Wash: OW! Whaaaat?...
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When Mal instituted "casual Fridays" the crew never quite expected this..
Keep flying
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thatweirdgirl asked:
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and DarkJester, have you been spying on the clubhouse adventures at the asteroid ruckus beach party?
Actually, no, I was thinking more along the lines of "Bikini Suicide Frisbee" from Sluggy Freelance (sluggy.com) but it seemed a bit obscure, so I changed it to "naked co-ed volleyball". Still a pleasing mental image, no? (And I encourage everyone to take a few days and read the entire Sluggy collection - some very good stuff!)
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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Wash: So this is what would happen if Doc transplanted Mal's head onto Saffron's body...
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Zoe: Oh God! Mal's been into Simon's medicine cabinet again!
Wash: If it makes you run around naked, would you mind getting into Simon's medicine cabinet?
Mal: NAKED! NAKED! NAKED! NAAAAAAAKED!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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