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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #20

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 30, 2005 04:33
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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 11:52 PM

Zoe: You're supposed to leave the loot alone or we won't get paid sir.

Wash: So thats what Viagra does.

Mal: Label said something about lasting more the 4 hours to see a doctor, but I sure think I'd rather show it to the women folk.

"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."

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Thursday, March 24, 2005 12:11 AM

Posing Day for the Serenity Action Figures

Zoe: So do we all have to do this naked, Cap'n?
Mal: No, but I wanted to make sure mine had the most points of articulation.


Star Pilot Grainger
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Thursday, March 24, 2005 12:23 AM

Zoe: "Well, that DOES explain why the pants were so tight..."
Wash: "..dontstaredontstaredontstare.........just maintain eye contact......"

OR

Mal: "So, Zoe, how are the new clothes looking?"
Zoe: "Absolutely stunning, sir, to say the least."
Wash: "No offense, Zoe, but he ain't exactly an emperor, if you get my meaning."

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Thursday, March 24, 2005 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:
Mal was having that dream again.

Now I'm inspired:

MAL:. . . I'm not asleep, am I?
ZOE: 'Fraid not, sir.
MAL: Right. . . Well, then. . . Zoe, you take charge of the negotiation, I'll. . . be right back.

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Thursday, March 24, 2005 1:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Zoe: So do we all have to do this naked, Cap'n?
Mal: No, but I wanted to make sure mine had the most points of articulation.




Oh man... LOL!!! and... eeeewww

Keep flying

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Thursday, March 24, 2005 1:24 AM



Zoe: Alright, sir, that's the last time we let you gamble

Mal: Just shut up and fetch me the lease on Serenity

Keep flying

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Thursday, March 24, 2005 2:17 AM



Zoe: Is that how you always know where north is, sir?

or

Zoe: Captain, Wash wants to apologize. In spite of what he may have told you, he did not land us in the middle of the naked co-ed volleyball championships!



MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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JRC
Thursday, March 24, 2005 2:21 AM

Quote:



Zoe: "Wash, honey, there's no need to gloat about your new-found superiority over your captain."
Wash to Mal: "I'll bet my articulateness beats your articulateness."
Mal: "Take off your clothes and fight like a man!"


Everyone dies alone.

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JRC
Thursday, March 24, 2005 2:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JRC:
Quote:

Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:
Quote:



Zoe: "Wash, honey, there's no need to gloat about your new-found superiority over your captain."
Wash to Mal: "I'll bet my articulateness beats your articulateness."
Mal: "Take off your clothes and fight like a man!"


Everyone dies alone.


I think I screwed this up
Everyone dies alone.

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Thursday, March 24, 2005 2:24 AM

omg! Malicious that is hilarious, whoot!


and DarkJester, have you been spying on the clubhouse adventures at the asteroid ruckus beach party?


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