CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #20
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 30, 2005 04:33
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Mal : You mean this *isn't* the God Ship Inappropriately Timed Nakedness?
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(for those that don't get it, you really gotta hang out on the OB some more ;) http://forums.prospero.com/foxfirefly/messages?msg=21387.1 )
Keep flying
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MAL: "What are you looking at?!? You haven't heard? I'm doing a independant film with Inara and Saffron. We're calling it: "Saving Ryan's Privates".
OR
MAL: "What am i supposed to do now?!?! My tightpants are at the cleaners and i don't have anything else. You should know that guys."
OR
MAL: "I told you guys i have the legs of a dancer...."
OR to change that one up...
Wash and Zoe DID ask Mal to prove he had the legs of a dancer, but they didn't expect him to go THAT far....
OR.....
MAL: "I just went for a swim, and when i got out, all my clothes were gone!!"
WASH(whispering to zoe):"You DID hide them in Simon's room as planned, right?"
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[Mal & Zoe are discussing how to polish guns]
Wash: Must...not...look....down...
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Alan and Gina were trying *VERY* hard not to laugh at the picture of Joss that Nathan had attached to his groin.
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(True story, btw)
Keep flying
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Zoe: Sir, is that a smileyface tattoo?
Wash to self: I think it winked at me
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ZOE: "Cap'n, please, take off the red g-string.....it just don't suit you"
OR
ZOE: "For the last time Mal DON'T got through my underwear drawer!!!"
OR
Wash and Zoe tried desperately to keep their eyes focused on Mal's face after he arrived back from the Heart of Gold.
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Zoe : Sir, I think you have a problem with your clothes being missing
Keep flying
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Zoe: "Soo! No circumcisions on Shadow, huh, sir?"
Mal: "Not so much, no."
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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Zoe: So you see, Sir, this outfit will work wonderfully for swashbuckling. (To wash) Thanks for modeling, honney.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
ZOE: Hmm... Do you speak Bocce?
MAL: Of course I do, sir.
ZOE: Fine, fine. You and the red one -- let's go.
Oh man! AWESOME crossover reference, TheGreyJedi.
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