CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #20
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 30, 2005 04:33
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WOW! A whole score of Caption Tightpants! And speaking of score, this week's winner won like the Alliance at Serenity Valley...
Congratulations to SimonWho! I am still laughing! And with that laughter comes this week's scene with Wash, Zoe and a nekkid Cap'n!
ZOE: Oh my...it seems the Captain...OH MY...I'll...ohhh myyy...I'll be in my bunk!
WASH: *urk!*
Right...ahem...send us a wave with your best caption!
Cilantro!
TCM
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yes They'd both been punched in the groin , and yes Mal did take it like a man, but if Wash had known what the price for losing the roshambo would be, he never would have accepted the challenge in the first place
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>> And speaking of score, this week's winner won like the Alliance at Serenity Valley...
Woo hoo! Thanks guys! Just goes to show, if you work hard enough at something, keep your faith and have enough spaceships bombing your enemy from afar, you can win anything.
Onto the new one:
Wash (thinking): Ooooooooooh. So that's why she didn't want to sleep with him.
or
Zoe: See, that's what happens if you keep wearing pants that are too tight.
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Mal: so who wants to see my wobble headed Geisha Doll?
ZOE: Very nice sir
Mal: yeah not so damn petty now
Wash:(to Zoe) and you rescued me from Niska why?
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Zoe: Ya know Captain No Pants, that ole "Wanna take the stick and fly this baby," line... it just never gets old.
Wash: See Mal, it's like I said, "I'm the funny one around here. And is that a sprig of cilantro you got tucked in there?"
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Quote:
ZOE (to Wash): See, honey? No need to feel threatened by the sex the Captain and I never had...nor *snicker* will ever have.
WASH (whisper to Zoe): I uhhh...thought we weren't bringing that up anymore...
OR
ZOE: Take me, sir, take me har--oh, Niska got that too?
WASH(hushed tone): Objective asessment...I still have mine...
OOORRRRR...
MAL: Well, here I am!
Zoe and Wash: umm...uhhh...
Cilantro!
TCM
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A Terminator/Firefly crossover!
WASH: "Nice night for a walk!"
ZOE: "Washday tomorrow, huh? Nothing clean, right Sir?"
MAL: "Nothing clean. Right."
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
ZOE: Hmm... Do you speak Bocce?
MAL: Of course I do, sir.
ZOE: Fine, fine. You and the red one -- let's go.
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Mal still did not grasp the idea that you do not turn up to a birthday party in your birthday suit.
Quote:
Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:
...A Terminator/Firefly crossover!
WASH: "Nice night for a walk!"
ZOE: "Washday tomorrow, huh? Nothing clean, right Sir?"
MAL: "Nothing clean. Right."
That's inspired me...
MAL: "I need your clothes, your wife and your Firefly."
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Barret: "I been here since the beginnin', an' I still don't know what the hell's goin' on either."
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"...I'm not a man who likes to swear,
But I've never cared for the sound of bein' alone..." -Neil Diamond, I am... I said.
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