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THATWEIRDGIRL

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by TheSomnambulist:
Great story!!! This is a gem. Sprayed tea right outa my nose reading this one! Brilliant.

Can you pass on the lyrics :) please.

Ask and you shall receive!

There was a funny girl, she had a funny name,
She got it from her pappy just the same, same, same
Catalina Madalina Hoopensteiner Walenhimer Hogan Mogan Logan was her name

She had two hairs upon her head
One was alive and the other was dead
(repeat her name)

She had two teeth up in her mouth
One pointed east and the other pointed south
(repeat her name)

She had two eyes in the middle of her head
One was green and the other was red
(repeat her name)

Her nose was so long that when she sneezed
It got caught in between her knees
(repeat her name)

She had flat feet like a bathroom mat
But no one knows how they got like that
(repeat her name)

(very slowly and all sad like)
A ten ton truck hit Madaline
(pick up the tempo)
And the driver had to by himself a new machine
Ooooohhhhh!
Catalina Madalina Hoopensteiner Walenhimer Hogan Mogan Logan was her name

This is the version I learned---there are many, many ways to say her name. We also sang a similar song called Anna Kootcha Catcha Canna Toesinarra Toesinocah Sammy Kammy Wacky Brown, she fell into the well…but people really had trouble with that one.

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SUPERANT

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 10:55 PM

1.Name?
Steven

2.Name you'd give yourself - if things worked that way?
Antonio

3.Craziest stunt you pulled as a kid?
Jumping off a building (it was a dare)

4.The world has changed and suddenly it's acceptable to go into work wearing a superhero/ superheroine costume... What would yours be?
Matrix duster, but I wouldn't want to be mistaken for a wacko.

5.Which would you choose to live in if only these two choices were available: Windmill or Lighthouse?
Lighthouse, the windmill creak would get on my last nerve

6.If you fell and you had the choice would you like to fall into: Sponge or Blancmange?
Pudding is fun.

7.Jetpack or Hoverbike?
Hoverbike.

8.The 80's your opinions please?
All good, except the Reagan thing.

9.Who from Firefly would you like to eat lunch off?
Inara or Kaylee, I would be afraid of Zoe or River.

10.What could you do for Joss?
Make him laugh

11.Best quote?
"when your supervisor hears about the rude and disrupt.." "Clear"

12.Life - what d'you think it's all about?
Doing the best we can.

13.Do dreams lie?
Yes, in a good way

14.Favourite place name?
Sheepy Magna it's near "Barton in the Beans"

15.Next 80's TV show you think will be made into a film?(Lets face it it's just a question of time before they do another one!)
Designing Women

16.Do you still jump on your bed?
Yes to reach spidewebs

17.Scalextrics or Playstation?
Linux on Playstation

18.A line of poetry please....
the neurosis despises the troublesome cowlick -- or, rather, a thermometry.
dressily leonine just maybe, the calm:
the so-called amorphous train practices.
(computer generated)

19.
The best question, Can't we all get along?

20.Best bad guy in cinema?
a gorram reaver!

21.Which is worst: stubbing your toe or knocking your funny bone?
toe, how is that funny?

22.Have you met any forum members? If yes who?
No.

23.Should I ask out a girl called Jude...?
Romance is non-linear, like time.

Bugs Bunny in drag, somehow strangely erotic.

Superant

LITTLEKAYLEE

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 1:23 AM

1.Name
-Carlie

2.Name you'd give yourself - if things worked that way?
-no idea, Alyssa was what I was going to be called, or maybe Lily...I have no idea

3.Craziest stunt you pulled as a kid?
-I am still a kid...no..okay.. I have no idea, I don't remember any stunts

4.The world has changed and suddenly it's acceptable to go into work wearing a superhero/ superheroine costume... What would yours be?
-black and purple with a blue cape type thing

5.Which would you choose to live in if only these two choices were available: Windmill or Lighthouse?
-lighthouse

6.If you fell and you had the choice would you like to fall into: Sponge or Blancmange?
-sponge..

7.Jetpack or Hoverbike?
-hoverbike

8.The 80's your opinions please?
-I dunno were pretty good in my opinion...it's when I was born. so ya know. very important. lol

9.Who from Firefly would you like to eat lunch off?
-hmmm interesting thought....off you say?...hmm Simon...or Mal...

10.What could you do for Joss?
-I have no idea, I would assist I would watch and say 'brilliant'. lol

11.Best quote?
-for crying out loud! thats just impossible! but I like "Also, I can kill you with my brain"

12.Life - what d'you think it's all about?
-me!

13.Do dreams lie?
-occaisionally

14.Favourite place name?
Dakota

15.Next 80's TV show you think will be made into a film?(Lets face it it's just a question of time before they do another one!)
The Smurfs-live action movie!

16.Do you still jump on your bed?
-no...I jump on my sisters bed :P

17.Scalextrics or Playstation?
-huh? playstation I guess

18.A line of poetry please....
-Joss is Boss

20.Best bad guy in cinema?
-uh...no idea

21.Which is worst: stubbing your toe or knocking your funny bone?
-toe

22.Have you met any forum members? If yes who?
Finally
-no

23.Should I ask out a girl called Jude...?
-shrugs, why not.

*Carls*

"Yes sir..Captain Tightpants"

"Also, I can kill you with my brain"

DARKJESTER

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 1:33 AM

1.Name?
John

2.Name you'd give yourself - if things worked that way?
Stephan

3.Craziest stunt you pulled as a kid?
When I was about 9, three of my sisters shared a room, all younger than me. One night I took a flashlight and hid under one of their beds before bed-time, dressed in black and wearing a Frankenstein mask. About ten minutes after my parents tucked them in and turned the lights off I quietly got out from under the bed, took a deep breath, and started dancing around the room, howling and waving the flashlight at them and the mask. Oh, they screamed and screamed! Scared the HELL out of them! Took my parents at least 15 minutes to calm them down. I got the worst spanking I can remember and was grounded for a month, but I still get a wicked smile remembering it!

4.The world has changed and suddenly it's acceptable to go into work wearing a superhero/ superheroine costume... What would yours be?
Rorschach from The Watchmen

5.Which would you choose to live in if only these two choices were available: Windmill or Lighthouse?
Lighthouse - windmills get infested by miniature Bruce Campbells!

6.If you fell and you had the choice would you like to fall into: Sponge or Blancmange?
Sponge - pudding up the nose is messy.

7.Jetpack or Hoverbike?
Jetpack!

8.The 80's your opinions please?
Loved the music and the attitude, not so much the politics.

9.Who from Firefly would you like to eat lunch off?
Inara, chocolate soufle', candles. That's all I'm saying!

10.What could you do for Joss?
I could help him organize and catagorize all the props and equipment in his new studio after Serenity and Wonder Woman are runaway hits.

11.Best quote?
"Get away from her you BITCH!" (Aliens)

12.Life - what d'you think it's all about?
Helping reduce the pain of others.

13.Do dreams lie?
Dreams are beyond truth and lies. It's how we interpret them that causes them to be truthful or not.

14.Favourite place name?
Auchtermuchtie (Scotland)

15.Next 80's TV show you think will be made into a film?(Lets face it it's just a question of time before they do another one!)
Don't know about film, but I'm kinda expecting a re-hashing of "The Invisible Man" before long.

16.Do you still jump on your bed?
More bounce than jump - liiiiiitle to heavy.

17.Scalextrics or Playstation?
PC

18.A line of poetry please....
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.

19. Hey nineteen!

20.Best bad guy in cinema?
Christopher Walken

21.Which is worst: stubbing your toe or knocking your funny bone?
Toe! In fact I have a pinky toe that never really healed properly from a break.....

22.Have you met any forum members? If yes who?
No. Hope to make it to a shindig one of these days.

23.Should I ask out a girl called Jude...?
Yes! And if you don't, either I or my sister will.... (depending on Jude's preference!)

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

CALLMEATH

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 3:01 AM

Hello everyone. I'm new to the site and thought this would be a good way to introduce myself. Here goes:

1. Christopher
2. Everyone is named Chris. I'd be Asher if I could.
3. Sorry, I was a good kid.
4. Die Flader Mouse, from the Tick. Anyone know how to spell that?
5. A windmill. I need darkness to sleep.
6. Blancmange, who knows where the sponge has been?
7. Hoverbike.
8. As the 80's were the years of my youth, I'd say they were great. However, there were those tiny shorts with tall socks that guys wore...
9. I'd like to say Kaylee, but she's usually covered in engine grease, so Zoe.
10. I can juggle. And do origami.
11. I just wanna eat this up like fork and yummy. (long story) Or does that mean a Firefly quote? Too many to choose from.
12. Doritos and Sweettart jellybeans. For the moment at least.
13. I sure hope so.
14. Yggdrassil.
15. Real American Hero
16. Not on mine, but I go nuts at hotels.
17. Umm.. Gamecube. PS sucks the fat one. For those who disagree, I'm on my second one and its about to die, not that I ever use it. What are Scalextrics?
18. "My first thought was, he lied in every word" from "Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came". Sorry Manwithpez, but your line is from the Gunslinger, not from Robert Brown's poem.
19. Why isn't there a 19?
20. Gary Oldman's character in the Fifth Element. Funny and evil.
21. Funny bone. 12 years of soccer gets you used to toe pain.
22. Not that I know of.
23. Go for it dude. Unless she has lamb-y toes.

PUMAMANREDUX

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 4:47 AM

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Originally posted by TheSomnambulist:
Hello.

Hi

1.Name?Mike
2.Name you'd give yourself - if things worked that way?Spike ... or should I name myself Mike .. decisions, decisions
3.Craziest stunt you pulled as a kid?The Statute of limitations still hasn't run out even to this day so I can't say
4.The world has changed and suddenly it's acceptable to go into work wearing a superhero/ superheroine costume... What would yours be?Mr. Furious (Mystery Men)
5.Which would you choose to live in if only these two choices were available: Windmill or Lighthouse?Windmill ... reminds me of my miniture golf phase
6.If you fell and you had the choice would you like to fall into: Sponge or Blancmange?Blancmange .... soft and edible
7.Jetpack or Hoverbike?Jetpack
8.The 80's your opinions please?It was the best of times, it was the worst of times ...
9.Who from Firefly would you like to eat lunch off?River
10.What could you do for Joss?See the BDM
11.Best quote?so many but I'll go with ... 'When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"' David Brent, The Office( http://imdb.com/title/tt0290978/ )

12.Life - what d'you think it's all about?[hums 'The Galaxy Song' from The Meaning of Life]
13.Do dreams lie? Yes
14.Favourite place name?Sugar Tit, South Carolina
15.Next 80's TV show you think will be made into a film?(Lets face it it's just a question of time before they do another one!) (Adventures of) The Galaxy Rangers
16.Do you still jump on your bed?No
17.Scalextrics or Playstation?Sega Saturn
18.A line of poetry please....
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

William Carlos Williams, This is just to say

19. Blue
20.Best bad guy in cinema?Casanova Frankenstein (Mystery Men)
21.Which is worst: stubbing your toe or knocking your funny bone?Toe
22.Have you met any forum members? If yes who?No
Finally
23.Should I ask out a girl called Jude...?By all means

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THESOMNAMBULIST

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 11:32 AM

thatweirdgirlwrote:

Quote:
This is the version I learned---there are many, many ways to say her name. We also sang a similar song called Anna Kootcha Catcha Canna Toesinarra Toesinocah Sammy Kammy Wacky Brown, she fell into the well…but people really had trouble with that one.

Thanks!! You are great!

My freind Jimi and I used to go around singing "Angelina, the waitress at the Pizzaria..." - but that's become old now.

Catalina Madalina However is the way forward.

Cheers
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THESOMNAMBULIST

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 11:43 AM

STEVETHEPIRATE

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2.Name you'd give yourself - if things worked that way? Rosalyn ... wait, I'm a guy ... make that Steve

Hey names these days have no gender - I mean for years I thought I was safe; then "Rikki Lake" comes out with her show and suddenly everyones calling me 'Rikki!'

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5.Which would you choose to live in if only these two choices were available: Windmill or Lighthouse? both equally creepy - I'd live in a cave first

...Creepier than a CAVE!!! Blimey!

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11.Best quote? "Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating" - Joel, Eternal Sunshine

Best film in ten years!

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21.Which is worst: stubbing your toe or knocking your funny bone? Am I the only one who hates the funny bone? Nothing humorous about it at all, if you ask me.

Nope I'm with you on that one - I hate knocking my funny bone.

Thanks Rosalyn er I mean Steve....

TheSomnambulist

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THESOMNAMBULIST

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 11:50 AM

LISSA

Quote:
1.Name?
Liz

When I was seventeen, the one and only time I fell in love, was with a girl called Liz.

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23.Should I ask out a girl called Jude...?
yes!

Thanks I will

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THESOMNAMBULIST

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 11:59 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

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6.If you fell and you had the choice would you like to fall into: Sponge or Blancmange?
Probably sponge, although I'm not entirely sure what Blancmange is.

It's a soft bouncy gellatinous blob. Used often in desserts like trifle (sp) I particularly remember it from school days. It was a frequent lunch time guest. Pretty horrible in fact I used to put my plate on top of it... It's weird stuff but I imagine falling onto a big blob of it would be fun....

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15.Next 80's TV show you think will be made into a film?(Lets face it it's just a question of time before they do another one!)
Transformers. It's in preproduction.

Oh right.. Interesting I guess it's an obvious choice given the CGI revolution. Hmmm.

Cheers
The
Somnambulist

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