Spring Break Shark Attack
POSTED BY: STEVEthePIRATE
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 23, 2005 02:11
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Dug,
I would like to smear the salve of peace. With a giant Qtip. While wearing blue gloves.
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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Coming soon to CBS Sunday Night
A www.fireflyfans.net production
of a STEVEthePIRATE film:
[smoke billows on screen in front of a wide shot of the earth, surrounded by the black]
Narrator: Thousands of years ago, before sexual contraceptives as we know them, there was the great Herpatron. Hurling STD-laced mucous at lower beings who were unaware of his presence, Herpatron was all but invincible. Humans were unaware because, back then, Herpatron's existence was only a prophecy; but now, in the future, the past has occured.
STEVEthePIRATE hands the baton to the next poster...
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(Mal-Licious grabs the baton with her gloved hand and runs with it.)
Herpatron had only one nemesis: Abstentia, goddess of virginity. She was a great beauty and ruled over this land for millennia. However, during the 1970's and 80's...not so much. Teenage humans began to ridicule her and she lost much of her power, until they grew older and wiser and wished they had listened to her teachings instead of their boyfriends. But we digress.
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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