The Rukus Beach Party
POSTED BY: thatweirdgirl
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 29, 2005 17:15
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Vacation! ON vacation! This is a beach party, not a war. Just keeping it on topic.
*hops out of the mecha, and lands before remembering he was wearing a kilt. And just jumped a good 20 feet down.*
Scheiße...
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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
*hops out of the mecha, and lands before remembering he was wearing a kilt. And just jumped a good 20 feet down.*
**rubs his eyes furiously. . .as if he'd been hit with pepper spray**
Don't EVER do that again.
EVER!
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Evil, Lecherous Hump
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It's not my fault! It's not my fault!
Wait. It is my fault. But I didn't do it on purpose.
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Originally posted by mai:Quote:
I'm baaaaaaack!!
Welcome back PR! Please join the fun. We are all about to be attacked by some unknown scary fleet and die horrible deaths.
*Hands PR bowl brimming with homemade chocolate fudge ice cream*
Here eat this. It's really yummy and it'll take your mind off the whole impending doom issue.
EDIT: Oh goody apparently the doom has been cancelled. For a minute there I was afraid I might have to get up out of this comfy chair.
*Eats* Mmmm, its good! Just like the stuff we used to get from Inola Teg...just as long as there's no spam! And how is IT??
Aww no war, I wanted to test out my telekinetic Fighting skils!
to whoever didn't come to kill us!!And TWG! I go away for what? 2 months...and I come back to find you whoring around with Static. (Hey, static!)
Thats......fantastic! Good for you!
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"
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Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
And TWG! I go away for what? 2 months...and I come back to find you whoring around with Static. (Hey, static!)
Thats......fantastic! Good for you!
Yes. . .TWG have developed a deep and wonderful cyber-love that the others find nauseating on a fairly regular basis. . .but yay us!
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TheReal Me asketh:
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* The Real Me calls into the air: *
Hey, Cozen? Black Jack Silver? What is the total population of this place, including everyone working and living here, but not the Seven Brides, the FemaleReaver, or the passengers and crew of the SereniTREE?
*The rain stops. Clouds disperse. A glimmer of starshine illuminates the beach. An African Grey parrot swirls lazily down from a backlit section of the new horizon, eventually alighting upon TRM's forearm.*
Squarf!
Lessee.... For starters, the local population consists entirely of lab produced clones derived from the Earthly televison series Firefly. At last count, this included two Malcolm Reynolds clones, two Jayne Cobb clones, two Zoe Warren clones (you might have spotted the Zoes, they were decked out in tight fitting security uniforms), two Simon Tam clones, a Kaylee Frye clone, a prototype River Tam clone, and the Badger clone concierge (whom everyone have ignored, which is hardly surprising).
*The parrot Black Jack Silver begins counting talons.*
*Gives up at six, when he runs out of counting talons.*
So, that's, like, a whole lotta clones, eh? Up to you to decide if they're actual people.
Grey Jedi declared:
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Wait. It is my fault. But I didn't do it on purpose.
Nice shot with MARTHA! However, being a paranoidish sort, cozenCluster Inc., had anticipated an attack on its clone transport fleet. Sadly, based on sketchy data from a dubious source, ie., Ratboy, you elected to mount an offensive. cozen deeply admires your dedication to the preservation of the Sereni-Tree crew, but kinda wishes you wouldn't use his/its transport fleet's defensive orbital mirrors as target practice. Sadly, this is gonna delay delivery of the 100% pure Inara clones, at least until safe transport routes are guaranteed.
An earlier quote from the esteemed Chief Engineer TGJ:
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Vacation! ON vacation! This is a beach party, not a war.
Agreed! (At least someone is trying to fill in the MGN (minimum gratuitous nudity) quotient that our gracious Mai has declined to continue.
Psychic River quoth:
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to find you whoring around with Static....
Squah!
Okay, Rule number three (3) on Rukus, cozen's pleasure planet: No, repeat, NO, degredation of women will be tolerated. People indulging in mutually consenting cyberlove are people, NOT whores. Nobody here is getting paid for sex. Don't take this personally, PsR, it is, sadly, a common error, with a foundation in hunnerds of years of wacky patriarchal misinformation. Enjoy the company, the food, the amusements. Glad you found a way to catch up with us.
*Black Jack Silver patiently awaits TheRealMe's feeding him some tasty pistachios.*
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Administration: a bureaucratic nightmare!
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Originally posted by Static:
**grabs TWG by the hand and drags her back over the the fire.**
White noise, dude, thats just mean!....Even for you!
-Ratboy
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Hey pycsihcrvier! Waht's up? I'm hvanig a lttile dffciutly at the mmeont but I'm srue it wlil claer up in nxet to no tmie. Any scenod now.
*watis*
Oh bllokcos. Sutipd aeiln tchenogloy. Rghit, I hvae an ieda. A lttlie dngareuos myabe but I'm ginog to rsik it.
*kciks dvecie*
Rght. s that ny bttr? Wht? h fr hvn's sk! Ths s rdcls. Hw m mnt t d nythng f dn't hv ny vwls t wrk wth? Shld ppl cll m SmnWh frm nw n? Ths s wrs thn txt mssgs frm fftn yr ld schlchldrn.
*bngs dvc gn*
Ok. Est-ce que ceci fonctionne? Pouvez-vous voir mes voyelles? Toutes mes lettres sont-elles dans le bon ordre?
Ah, merde.
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je te frappe, SW!
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