What is Gung Fu ?

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UPDATED: Saturday, July 18, 2026 21:48
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FREMDFIRMA

Thursday, June 19, 2014 10:57 PM

Bah, y'all are just phoning it in here, lemme throw another log on the pile.

TROLL FU
PHILOSOPHY: To wind up and enrage an internet fora for amusement with a side order of political or social purpose.

EXECUTION: Exploitation of known weaknesses via pretended ignorance and a fullisade of logical fallacies sprinkled liberally with offensive and controversial statement.

POLICY: From a push-positive aspect, essentially prosthelysing, from a push-negative aspect, via adopting the opposite position and ramping it into complete caricature, hoping to cast aspirations on its worthiness and value.

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-Frem

FREMDFIRMA

Thursday, June 19, 2014 11:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
...and a touch of What-The-Fu...

You owe me a keyboard for THAT one.
That's as bad as my krow-barr and too-bye-forr.

-F

CHRISISALL

Thursday, June 19, 2014 11:16 PM

Sorry. I couldn't think of a proper name for some of my moves & applications. That covers stuff like tossing chairs & pocket change, spitting, Kirk-like body slams & whatnot.

FREMDFIRMA

Thursday, June 19, 2014 11:34 PM

What, no hands-clasped, doublefisted overhand strike ?
If yer gonna Kirk, gotta go all the way into the signature move, don't you ?
I actually USED that on a guy once, right after snapping his fibula with a heelstrike, he bent down to grab it and I couldn't resist - serve him for tryin to mug me...

-F

CHRISISALL

Thursday, June 19, 2014 11:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FREMDFIRMA:

What, no hands-clasped, doublefisted overhand strike ?

Nah, that hurts my fingers. I prefer elbow strikes.

BYTEMITE

Thursday, June 19, 2014 11:49 PM

Quote:
& pocket change

I love those kinda tactics. Using people's reflexive actions to your own advantage is pretty satisfying.

Sometimes you can fake them out that way too.

MAGONSDAUGHTER

Friday, June 20, 2014 4:50 AM

CHRISISALL

Friday, June 20, 2014 5:59 AM

This is the most interesting thread on here currently.

Wah-chah!!

JAYNEZTOWN

Saturday, July 18, 2026 9:48 PM

6 facts from Jet Li’s new book we didn’t know, from a life-changing injury to almost dying

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