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A Secret Service Agent Explains What Trump Is Like Behind The Scenes
Nov 17, 2025
https://thehalfwaycafe.substack.com/p/a-secret-service-agent-explains-
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A Secret Service agent who has served seven presidents says Donald Trump is weirder than all of them put together. The following are details the agent has compiled based on reports of Trump’s behavior:
• Trump has never once ridden in a car with Melania or Barron because Melania forbids it.
• Trump is a big fan of the Swedish pop group ABBA, and on motorcade rides liked to blast “Dancing Queen,” and when he hears the lyrics, “You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen,” he tells the driver, “Epstein used to love this song.”
• The floor mats in the back seats of the presidential limousine had to be replaced monthly because of how much fried chicken Trump eats messily on his way to rallies that coats the fabric with grease.
• Once a month Trump likes to go on a long drive with a Republican member of Congress he’s upset with into the middle of nowhere in Virginia farm country, and leave him or her there to walk back to D.C.
• The Secret Service had to start offering bonuses to drivers of the presidential limousine because Trump smelled so bad. The agents quietly went on strike in January at the start of his second term, and refused to drive him without extra “stench pay.” It made Trump furious because the strike made him miss a few days of golf.
• Trump often farts, and then accuses the driver of the flatulence.
• The seats of the vehicles Trump rides in are regularly stained with orange foundation makeup. On long drives, Trump sleeps and always leaves orange stains on the seat belt strap.
• He regularly tries to convince agents to invest in his crypto currency by promising it’s not a pump and dump scheme, but, also, if he does decide to do a rug pull on all his investors, he’ll let them know when it’s coming ahead of time.
• Sometimes Trump throws Big Macs he brings for snacks against the windshield when he hears bad news. The Secret Service thinks of this as an incredibly reckless, potentially catastrophic security threat given that each time they have to stop the vehicle and wipe off the smeared ketchup.
• Following every meeting with an Asian diplomat or leader, Trump talks with an exaggerated Asian accent for fifteen minutes.
• Every Secret Service agent has heard Trump recommend they spend their next vacation in Moscow because “Russian girls are into some crazy stuff.”
• During international events and global summits, Trump tries to “accidentally” walk into the women’s bathrooms, which is always really awkward for Secret Service agents to have to witness.
• Trump occasionally asks his Secret Service drivers to run over people just to see how they react and test how loyal they are.
• Trump tries to get perimeter defense Secret Service agents to help him cheat when golfing. He hands them several balls and tells them that if they see him hit a ball into water or sand, to throw the balls somewhere on the green.
• After every motorcade ride, Trump tells his drivers, “I’d tip you but I don’t have any cash, so I promise I’ll tip you big on the next one.” The Secret Service also heard him say that to every Mar-a-Lago employee who served him, his golf caddies, and various hotel staff members when staying in foreign countries.
• The Secret Service had to triple its golf cart fleet and pay for storage space in foreign countries to store them because Trump refuses to walk anywhere, even when attending ceremonial events outside with other leaders, including female leaders wearing heels.
• Trump sometimes makes long phone calls where he listens a lot, and says things like, “NATO is ripping us off, you’re right,” “Ukraine is ripping us off, you’re right,” and “the US should tell Poland, the Baltic states, South Korea, Japan, and the European Union to fuck off, you’re right,” and then announce after he hung up, “That wasn’t Putin I was talking to by the way, it was—uh—Barron, yeah, Barron was asking me qu
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We Investigated the 5 Most Corrupt Presidential Pardons
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Great. Now do Joe Biden*'s Autopen.
I'll wait.
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How are Trumptards stopped in a way that neither Trump nor the Trumptards on the Supreme Court can undo? See how Ashli Babbitt was stopped, permanently, upsetting Trump to this day. Russian President Vladimir Putin condemned the shooting of Babbitt, describing it as an "assassination".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Ashli_Babbitt
The Last MAGA Prisoner
Trump desperately wants Tina Peters released but can’t make it happen without help.
By Yvonne Wingett Sanchez | December 12, 2025, 5:27 PM ET
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2025/12/tina-peters-maga-colorado
-trump-pardon/685240/
Tina Peters is supposed to spend the next eight years of her life in prison. The former Colorado county clerk was convicted last year of charges tied to tampering with voting equipment under her control in 2020. President Donald Trump has repeatedly called for Peters’s release, warning of “harsh measures” if she remains incarcerated. But even a president obsessed with retribution, who granted blanket clemency to people convicted of federal offenses connected to the January 6, 2021, attacks on the Capitol, can’t erase Peters’s sentence. Her state-level conviction is beyond the reach of his federal pardon power. And so she sits in a Colorado prison, the most prominent MAGA prisoner still behind bars.
The sprawling campaign to “Free Tina Peters” is testing Colorado’s authority to enforce its own laws without interference from a federal government that wants to undo a conviction handed down by a jury. Trump—aided by the Justice Department, the Bureau of Prisons, White House counsel, and MAGA activists—is seeking to unravel her punishment in multiple ways, with the hope that one might work: a transfer into federal custody, a full pardon, or a release before the end of her sentence. (Her attorney and the Trump ally Steve Bannon recently floated on a podcast the idea of having Trump call in the 101st Airborne Division to set her free. The attorney said he’d “love to see that happen.”)
Trump’s embrace of Peters’s cause threatens to erode the public’s trust in the validity of electoral outcomes and the independence of state criminal-justice systems, constitutional experts told me. Election officials from around the country who have faced years of violent threats and harassment for defending the 2020 presidential vote—and each election since—told me the clamor around Peters signals to those who may seek to interfere in the 2026 midterm elections that they can flout the law with support from the White House.
Trump posted on Truth Social yesterday that he is granting Peters a “full Pardon,” but legal experts said his power doesn’t extend to state charges. The one person who could free Peters—Colorado Governor Jared Polis, a Democrat who has issued tepid public statements on the case, seems disinclined to offer Peters, a 70-year-old lung-cancer survivor, any leniency.
“I, like the president, have the values of compassion and mercy, and there’s been times when people are ill and we’ve let them out,” he told me in an interview this month. So far, he said, “the indications I’ve seen are that she’s healthy.” If circumstances change, he added, “I’ve told people publicly, as well as the White House,” that “we would consider doing something.”
In Mesa County, along the state’s snowy western slopes, where Peters once served as the chief election official, most people I spoke with seem to think that she is exactly where she belongs. “There’s not an uprising in Colorado to free Tina Peters,” Scott McInnis, a Republican who served as a congressman and county commissioner, told me.
But far from the state correctional facility where she finds herself, the effort to release Peters continues. Her attorney pursued Trump’s pardon for his client, who once regaled crowds with elaborate election-cheating theories. Peters is deteriorating in prison, even struggling to finish her own sentences, according to friends and attorneys who have seen her.
“Where is everybody,” read part of an “UPDATE FROM TINA PETERS: 364 Days o
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How are Trumptards stopped in a way that neither Trump nor the Trumptards on the Supreme Court can undo? See how Ashli Babbitt was stopped, permanently, upsetting Trump to this day. Russian President Vladimir Putin condemned the shooting of Babbitt, describing it as an "assassination".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Ashli_Babbitt
Yeah. We know you fantasize about killing Trump voters.
Do it. See what happens to you.
We're sick of hearing your bitch ass talk about it.
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Quote:Constantly, Trump fantasizes about murdering his enemies, and he has done it, repeatedly:
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How are Trumptards stopped in a way that neither Trump nor the Trumptards on the Supreme Court can undo? See how Ashli Babbitt was stopped, permanently, upsetting Trump to this day. Russian President Vladimir Putin condemned the shooting of Babbitt, describing it as an "assassination".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Ashli_Babbitt
Yeah. We know you fantasize about killing Trump voters.
Do it. See what happens to you.
We're sick of hearing your bitch ass talk about it.
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White House Refuses to Rule Out Summary Executions of People on Its Secret Domestic Terrorist List
The Trump administration ignored questions about whether it would orderthe killings of those on its NSPM-7 list — even while answering our other queries.
By Nick Turse | Dec 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
https://theintercept.com/2025/12/12/trump-nspm-7-domestic-terrorist-ex
ecutions-antifa-boat-strikes/
President Donald Trump has shattered the limits of executive authority by ordering the summary executions of individuals he deems members of designated terrorist organizations. He has also tested the bounds of his presidential powers by creating a secret list of domestic terrorist organizations, established under National Security Presidential Memorandum 7, or NSPM-7.
Are Americans that the federal government deems to be members of domestic terrorist organizations subject to extrajudicial killings like those it claims are members of designated terrorist organizations? The White House, Justice Department, and Department of War have, for more than a month, failed to answer this question.
Lawmakers and other government officials tell The Intercept that the pregnant silence by the Trump administration has become especially worrisome as the death toll mounts from attacks on alleged members of “designated terrorist organizations” in the Caribbean Sea and Pacific Ocean, and as Trump himself makes ever more unhinged threats to imprison or execute his political adversaries.
In early September, The Intercept revealed that elite Special Operators killed the shipwrecked victims of a September 2 attack on a suspected drug smuggling boat. They have since struck more than 20 other vessels. The administration insists the attacks are permitted because the U.S. is engaged in “non-international armed conflict” with “designated terrorist organizations” it refuses to name. Experts and lawmakers say these killings are outright murders — and that Trump could conceivably use similar lethal force inside the United States.
“The Trump Administration is trying to justify blowing small boats out of the water by arbitrarily calling them ‘designated terrorist organizations’ — a label not grounded in U.S. statute nor international law, but in solely what Trump says,” Sen. Tammy Duckworth, D-Ill., told The Intercept. “If Trump is using this justification to use military force on any individuals he chooses — without verified evidence or legal authorization — what’s stopping him from designating anyone within our own borders in a similar fashion and conducting lethal, militarized attacks against them? This illegal and dangerous misuse of lethal force should worry all Americans, and it can’t be accepted as normal.”
For almost a quarter century, the United States has been killing people — including American citizens, on occasion — around the world with drone strikes. Beginning as post-9/11 counterterrorism operations, these targeted killings in Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, Yemen, and other nations relied on a flimsy legal rationale that consistently eroded respect for international law. Details of these operations were kept secret from the Ame
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How are Trumptards stopped in a way that neither Trump nor the Trumptards on the Supreme Court can undo? See how Ashli Babbitt was stopped, permanently, upsetting Trump to this day. Russian President Vladimir Putin condemned the shooting of Babbitt, describing it as an "assassination".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Ashli_Babbitt
Yeah. We know you fantasize about killing Trump voters.
Do it. See what happens to you.
We're sick of hearing your bitch ass talk about it.
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Not even close to the amount of people Obama killed with drones.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
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Quote:Mar 7, 2019 — There have been 2,243 drone strikes in the first two years of the Trump presidency, compared with 1,878 in Mr Obama's eight years in office.
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Not even close to the amount of people Obama killed with drones.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207
Estimating the exact number of people killed in U.S. drone strikes under President Trump's first term (Jan 2017-Jan 2021) is difficult due to varying reporting and classification, but data from monitoring groups suggests thousands were killed, with a significant rise in civilian casualties in countries like Afghanistan, Pakistan, Somalia, and Yemen, as the U.S. relaxed rules of engagement, especially in Afghanistan and against ISIS, leading to more frequent and less precise strikes.
https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+people+were+killed+in+drone+s
trikes+during+Trump's+first+term
The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two
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Not even close to the amount of people Obama killed with drones.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207
Okay. Let me put it another way.
Nobody gives a fuck.
Nobody gave a fuck back then. Nobody gives a fuck now.
Shut the fuck up.
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