CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #18
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, March 17, 2005 03:36
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal: Is this enough for tuition to the Companion Academy? I want to be a boywhore and then we can keep our relationship strictly businesslike!
Cilantro!
TCM
LMGAO!!! It's really too bad you can't put your own on the poll. That one was classic!
Keep flying
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Quote:
Originally posted by dragonwine:
Inara: I don't do "captions", you can keep you're money and think up your own caption.
Mal: But all the good ones are taken.
Bravo! *claps* Turn the absense of an idea into a terrific one!
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MAL: A bar of protein, a glass of Kaylee's wine, and a "thou"...
INARA: Can't dance and bad poetry...maybe you should leave the wiles to me.
OR
MAL: Allright, allright. 3 days you've had Kaylee enthralled. Here's the cash. NOW can I have my mechanic back?
OR
MAL: Hah! Sold the Lassiter my own self!
INARA: Mal, that is play money.
MAL: Ai ya! Tian xiz shou you de ren dou gai si...
Cilantro!
TCM
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Mal: Would you give me about a two minute head start, then give this to Jayne?
Inara: What is it?
Mal: Pink slip!
-Ratboy
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Inara: Just because you got all fanciful with a pretty floral bonnet, slept with a gorram Fox exec and still got us cancelled doesn't mean I'll do it. Besides there isn't enough money in the 'verse for me to companion with any lowly Fox exec.
Mal: But this is a Universal exec and maybe a 3 movie deal.
Inara: I'll have my shuttle there in half an hour.
It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!
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Mal O'Reynolds: Kiss me, I'm Irish!
or
*Mal massively sneezes*
Inara: Gesundheit! Need a hanky?
Mal: Danks. *returns soiled hanky*
Inara: *upon sight of disgustingly snotty hanky* Um, you keep it.
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Mal: Now, Inara, I don't want your money. If you want me to service you, all ya gotta do is ask.
When I think of an interesting signature you'll be the first to know.
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Mal: Inara... read me a story.
Or, on a less Freudian note:
Morena: Joss, do we really have to put a lightbulb above my head every time Inara has an idea?
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Mal: Next time he goes to the bar he'll realise I picked his pocket.
Inara: You know, being able to slip your hand into another Man's pants will not help you get into mine.
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Inara: "Mal I told you I don't service crew."
Mal: "Well now, here's the thing. You don't actually have to service me. I just want you to get all naked and articulate and then give me a 'goodnight kiss.'"
Inara: "Huh?"
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