CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #18
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, March 17, 2005 03:36
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MAL: I thought a red light over a companion's head meant the same as mistletoe....
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Mal: "You thought we'd never find out that it was you who was stealing extra monopoly money?"
Inara: (thinking) "Go-se. I never thought he'd look there for it."
"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie
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Originally posted by Caligari:
MAL: I thought a red light over a companion's head meant the same as mistletoe....
I don't know why, but that totally cracked me up! :D
Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.
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Inara: They say your action figure will have character-specific accessories and multiple points of articulation.
Mal: Your action figure dropped this.
KMS
'We're not obsessed; we're focused.'
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal - "7% is 7% standard Inara - Ask Jayne!"
or it could be the other way around ...
Inara "7% is 7% standard Mal - Ask Jayne!"
or
Mal - "You`re paying me Now! but Inara I wanna sleep with Kaylee - You know she loves me"
Inara - "Wait till I get hold of that @~&$*& Prairy Harpy ^&@#&*&!!!"
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Originally posted by Zol:Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal: Soooo. Do you have the time?
Inara: Sure. I’m free now.
Mal: Not at these prices, you ain’t.
Or
Mal: Kaylee said to give you this cuz she wants you to bed Simon. What’s that about?
Inara: She thinks he’s sly.
Mal: Maybe her feminine wiles are just broke.
Or
Mal (thinking): Wonder if I should tell her about the red light floating over her head.
Inara (thinking): Don’t look. Don’t look. Why is there flames coming out his nose. Don’t look. Don’t look.
Or
Mal: Found this on my bunk. Wanna explain that?
Inara: You told me you wanted to explore new business opportunies.
Mal: I ain’t no whore.
Inara: No, Mal. You’d be my Companion.
Or
Mal: Do me a favor, will you? Hide this for me. There’s some kid after me who keeps saying, ‘I want my two dollars!’
KMS
'We're not obsessed; we're focused.'--Gizzie
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
"Here's the money .. ahh crap its Movie Sign"
or this version
"Here's the money .. aww crap ... we've got MOVIE SIGN !!!!"
'Trust me - I know what I'm doing!' - Sledge Hammer
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Mal: You don't seem to understand, this here is a Detective Comics #27 and contains the first printed pictures of Batman. This has got to be worth more then you charge.
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"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."
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GORRRAMIT MAL!!!!!! All y'all are too funny. How am I supposed to top these?
KMS added:
Inara: They say your action figure will have character-specific accessories and multiple points of articulation.
Mal: Your action figure dropped this.
KMS further cracked me up with:
Mal: Do me a favor, will you? Hide this for me. There’s some kid after me who keeps saying, ‘I want my two dollars!’
PumaManReduxe made coffee come out my nose with:
"Here's the money .. ahh crap its Movie Sign"
Volstock slayed me with:
Mal: You don't seem to understand, this here is a Detective Comics #27 and contains the first printed pictures of Batman. This has got to be worth more then you charge.
Also, it's really hard to come up with a good caption when all I want to do is bury my face in that brown coat and inhale deeply. *shudder*
"Just keep walkin, preacher man."
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Originally posted by PumamanRedux:Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
"Here's the money .. ahh crap its Movie Sign
YES!!
but wait, would that make Jayne:Crow (T. Robot), Wash:Tom Servo, and Kaylee:Gypsy?
...May have been the losing side, Still not convinced it was the wrong one.
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