CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #18
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, March 17, 2005 03:36
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The levels of both sophisticated and gutter humor that make me laugh are incalculable! Another great week of soda-snorting, cookie-choking, and side-splitting submissions by many! Selecting only 10 (two weeks in a row I break my limit of 5! How funny you all are!) was hard, as always!
Seems someone got a hold of a magical wish-granting plank, and got lots of votes!
Congrats to TheGreyJedi who has earned his place among the CAPTION TIGHTPANTS HALL OF FAME inductees! I wonder who will be next?...maybe you! Give it a shot, at this weeks selection:
Mal: "Okay Inara, I am evicting you...oh! and I have this extra $300,000 in Alliance tender...will you service me now?"
Inara: "Huh."
Now I know you can do better!
Cilantro!
TCM
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
MAL: Is this it? Are you holding out on me? Is Mal Reynolds gonna hafta choke a bitch?
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Chief Engineer - USS SereniTREE.
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By the by, I rock. I'm going for three.
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Chief Engineer - USS SereniTREE.
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Mal: "Okay, I bought the treasure map."
Inara: "Mal... that's a tour map from Blue Sun Land, on Ariel. I've been there."
Mal: "So, what you're saying is, no treasure?"
Inara: "Not unless it's hidden at 'It's a Small 'Verse After All', no."
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6 (real)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/alternaljournal (fictional, travelling through another world)
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"So, how do you like me now?"
Mary
Always a beast, never a burden. 
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MAL: Do you take installments?
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Mal: This is business Inara. I pay you and you go make the gorram Fox exec happy.
Inara: Fortunately Companions choose their clients. And I don't choose Fox execs for any price. They remind me of those wobbly headed dolls.
It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!
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Mal: Do you want to meet the real me now?
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Somewhat naughtier, but maybe not given the trend so far:
Mal: 'Jayne and I chipped in everything we got. We want you to service Kaylee.'
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6 (real)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/alternaljournal (fictional, travelling through another world)
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Mal : You wanna explain to me why I saw you posing in this go-se dirty magazine?
Inara: *shocked that Mal reads that go-se*
Keep flying
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