The Snow White Failure Thread
POSTED BY: 6IXSTRINGJACK
UPDATED: Saturday, June 20, 2026 17:43
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Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
This is a movie I'd never even heard of until 10 minutes ago.
and its about to get beaten by an old remake nobody heard of?
it would have been up against movies like The Avengers, Twilight, Skyfall, The Dark Knight Rises, Thor, Pirates of the Caribbean, Frozen, Gravity, The Hunger Games maybe that's why you didn't hear of it
The (Actually Good) Snow White Remake
out for over a decade...but its a different economy today, more political now and back then maybe the DVD market still existed
also they did stuff like Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
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Quote:Nobody cares, 6ix. You are wasting time life energy.
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
Are you a fucking dummy? Or do you understand the data as it has been presented above and will you acknowledge that it is true?
Here is your free copy of Snow White 2025 1080p HDCAM V2 x264-Dublado
Posted on Mar 23rd, 2025 at 0:06 am
https://post.rlsbb.ru/snow-white-2025-1080p-hdcam-v2-x264-dublado
Better copies will soon be available.
Why travel long distances, pay for a ticket, and overpriced popcorn when you can watch this movie at home for FREE?
That is a question that Hollywood prefers nobody realize exists.
The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two
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The musical aesthetics of the original Snow White and Cinderella is a part of what makes Disney’s fairy tale spoof Enchanted so perfect.
About Enchanted:
For princess-to-be Giselle, life is a fairy tale...until she's banished from the animated land of Andalasia by an evil queen and thrust into the very unmagical, live-action world of modern-day Manhattan. When a cynical, no-nonsense divorce lawyer comes to her aid, little does he realize that this joyful, wide-eyed innocent is about to enchant him.
Enchanted - Happy Working Song Music Video
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0461770/
https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Enchanted#tab=summary
https://www.metacritic.com/movie/enchanted/
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Originally posted by second:Quote:
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:Quote:
Originally posted by second:Quote:6ix, theater ticket sales are dropping
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
You are a little bitch, Second.
And everyone here knows it.
We're not talking about that stupid.
You either address this, or stay the fuck out of my threads.Quote:
Originally posted by second:
You have no information, no data, 6ix. You are pulling numbers out of your ass than multiplying by inflation which means you have nothing and know nothing. 6ix, you are bloviating, which is very Trump of you.
How's this for bloviating, bitch?Quote:
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
Here's something interesting...
"Hey Google AI! How much did Bambi make per theatrical release?"Quote:
AI Overview
Learn more
"Bambi" initially lost money upon its 1942 release but, through re-releases and international sales, it earned a worldwide gross of approximately $267 million.
Here's a more detailed breakdown:
Initial Release (1942): The film was not initially successful, and Disney lost
money on its first run.
Re-releases and International Sales: Over time, through re-releases and international distribution, "Bambi" became a major financial success for Disney.
Worldwide Gross: The film's worldwide gross is estimated to be around $267 million.
Domestic Gross: The domestic gross is estimated to be around $102 million.
International Gross: The international gross is estimated to be around $165 million.
Production Budget: The estimated production budget was around $858,000
Oh... So it initially LOST money for Disney in 1942. Thank you Google AI. You've
been most helpful.
That makes the inflation adjusted numbers for this much, much worse than I originally
assumed it would be.
I'm going to see if I can dig up actual numbers and if I can find them we'll settle
this thing once and for all.
More information from Bruce's page...
https://the-numbers.com/movie/Bambi-(1942)#tab=box-office
He doesn't have any receipts for it before the 80's, but it appears to have made $5,723,384
during what appears to be a one-week/two-weekend re-release in 1982 and another $24,960,324
in 1988.
Without knowing the full details on how much it made in any of the other years, let's re-do
the inflation math based off of what we DO know now.
FACTS
1. Bambi Grossed $102,797,000 over the course of 46 years in theaters. None of this is adjusted
for inflation, so since the releases were roughly 7 or 8 years apart from each other, knowing
what the film made every release is EXTREMELY important if you want to know what the movie
actually made in today's dollars.
2. Bambi Grossed $5,723,384 in 1982. It grossed $24,960,324 in 1988. Now we know that
nearly 1/3rd of the total lifetime gross needs to have inflation adjusted for the 80s and not 1942.
3. Bambi lost money upon its original 1942 release. Per estimates, Bambi cost $858,000
to produce in 1942. Let's be EXTREMELY generous and say that even back in 1942 they considered
a movie a flop if it didn't generate 2.5 times the production budget, even though the ratio they
needed to reach was nowhere near as high as it is today. That means it earned less than
$2,145,000 to be considered a flop. So now we know that no more than $2,145,000 of the lifetime
gross can have inflation applied from 1942.
I will state that again. Only $2,145,000 (or 2.086% of the Lifetime Domestic Gross)
can have inflation applied from 1942.
4. Though we still don't know what Bambi made in 1957, 1966 or 1975, what we DO know is that
all but $2,145,000 or less of the lifetime gross needs to be applied to 1957 or later.
In other words, nearly 98% of the inflation applied to the Lifetime Gross of Bambi needs to
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Quote:Did it occur to you that all Trumptards act and speak, inside their heads, exactly like you do, 6ix? Trump externalizes all the words his Trumptards would speak, if only they weren't frightened about what would happen to them once they did.
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
You're a fucking creep.
You have ZERO ability to investigate anything for yourself, let alone even question anything that you're told on top of that.
You are a fucking dummy, and you are one of the most disingenuous people I've ever known, as well as a coward and a fool.
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When we think the live-action 'Snow White' movie will come to Disney Plus. Here's our best guess (for those who don't want to buy a separate ticket for each child and adult)
By Martin Shore | March 25, 2025
https://www.tomsguide.com/entertainment/disney-plus/when-is-snow-white
-coming-to-streaming
Before "Mufasa", Disney also brought us "Moana 2", which came to the House of Mouse's streaming service on March 12, 106 days after it first hit the big screen. The wait for "Deadpool & Wolverine" and "Inside Out 2" was also similarly long (110 days and 104 days, respectively).
With that in mind, my best guess currently is that "Snow White" will come to Disney Plus at some point this summer. If we assume we'll wait approximately 100 days for the remake to come to Disney Plus, that would bring us up to late June or early July 2025.
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some numbers ranking at box office
https://x.com/BoxOfficeFcst/status/1903357307418706188
Snow White, with #RachelZegler & #GalGadot, has opened in China (????), debuting only at #4, and India..
again with the lowest result among recent Disney live-action!
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Quote:Did it cross your mind that Disney movies fail because there is too much product, selling at too high a price, competing with the free version of the same product?
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
This is a lesson for you, you dumb jagoff. This is indicative of every single conversation we've ever had here. This is the shit I have to deal with every fucking day here with your miserable prick attitude and your 65 IQ. None of that time was wasted. I put you in your fucking place. HARD. I could do the same thing to you every day if I cared about you half as much as you care about me, always reading every word about my personal life that was not directed at you and keeping copies of it to quote months or even years later.
Hollywood should adapt by lowering the cost of producing the product. The movie theater industry is not adapting. It is predicting continuing revenue growth. That is a business mistake caused by not believing Free movies on TV will destroy growth.
https://www.google.com/search?q=movie+theater+industry
Major movie theater chains unveil $2.2 billion plan to improve 'cinematic experience'
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2024/09/23/movie-theater-chain-up
grades/75348551007/
What will the money be used on?
According to the theater owners association, the funds will be used on an "array of projects to modernize and improve theaters of all sizes," including adding the latest laser projection technology and immersive sound systems, installing more comfortable seats, and creating "family entertainment" options such as arcades and bowling.
The future of movie theaters is . . . bowling.
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Be Fearless — The Lesson ‘Snow White’ Should Teach Disney
By Shirley Li | March 24, 2025, 2:32 PM ET
https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2025/03/snow-white-live-ac
tion-2025-review-box-office/682153/
. . . At the risk of sounding superficial myself, just look at Snow White’s hair. The style is faithful to her animated look, but the live-action rendition offers an unnecessary explanation for it: In the prologue, a narrator tells us that the Evil Queen made her stepdaughter cut her hair short as a little girl; there’s even a quick shot of said chop. Never mind that the stiff bob doesn’t exactly suit Zegler—it doesn’t match the character’s evolution either, with her coif staying immaculate even after she flees into the woods. More off-putting are the computer-generated dwarves, who are uncannily realistic instead of agreeably cartoonish. They pull off impressively choreographed musical numbers, but there’s no shaking the strangeness of Snow White trading dialogue with such dead-eyed creations. That discordance extends beyond the aesthetic choices: Some of the bouncy, overproduced new songs, from the composers Benj Pasek and Justin Paul (the Oscar-winning duo who worked on La La Land and also co-wrote original numbers for the Aladdin remake), sound a tad too contemporary, at odds with the repurposed melodies of unassuming classics such as “Whistle While You Work.”
No wonder the audience at my screening seemed confused throughout most of the film. The dwarves’ slapsticky introduction, with them bumbling and falling over one another in the mines, didn’t elicit laughter; their jarring, waxy appearances made a child behind me yelp in fright. The Evil Queen’s solo tune, which Gadot strains to sing, ends with a big finish that left my theater completely silent—not in awe, but in apathy. Later, an ostensibly inspiring moment featuring one of the dwarves failed to draw the round of applause it seemed intended to encourage. The women next to me descended into a fit of giggles instead, while some people in the crowd gasped, alarmed at the scene’s out-of-nowhere reveal. (I was one of them.)
I like when Disney’s live-action remakes surprise me—I’d just prefer that they do so on purpose. They already tend to be safe bets for the studio, built for younger audiences while attracting adults who grew up with the animated features. But save for a handful of true reimaginings—Tim Burton’s introspective take on Dumbo in 2019, or Niki Caro’s martial-arts-heavy Mulan from 2020, which went underseen largely because of COVID-19 restrictions—the bulk of these endeavors have been copy-and-paste jobs. They’re costly projects that may draw crowds based on name recognition alone, but what if they conjured magic rather than mere nostalgia? Let’s see the Evil Queen be materialistic and not just talk-sing about it. Let’s make the forest actually enchanted and not just the backdrop for cuddly woodland creatures. Let’s try giving Snow White some more of the horror shading the Brothers Grimm gave the fairy tale. The princess already “dies,” after all.
Besides, as serviceable as these half-hearted adaptations may be to theatergoers, they tend to waste the talent involved. Gifted composers have to assemble pale imitations of popular musical numbers, accomplished visual-effects artists spend months making facsimiles of scenes that will always look more kinetic in cartoon form, and the actors, especially when they don’t look exactly like their two-dimensional counterparts, are sometimes targeted by outrage-prone corners of the internet. As Disney prepares to roll out more live-action versions of its animated classics—Moana hits theaters next year, and there are adaptations of Robin Hood, The Aristocats, and Bambi in the works—the company could stand to learn from Snow White herself. In the remake’s climax, Zegler’s protagonist urges her kingdom’s people to remember how they lived before the Evil Queen ruled; they once pursued their passions, and used to be courageous. Snow White chooses to be fearless. A studio can too—even if this one so
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Originally posted by second:Quote:Did it occur to you that all Trumptards act and speak, inside their heads, exactly like you do, 6ix?
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
You're a fucking creep.
You have ZERO ability to investigate anything for yourself, let alone even question anything that you're told on top of that.
You are a fucking dummy, and you are one of the most disingenuous people I've ever known, as well as a coward and a fool.
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"I don't find this stuff amusing anymore." ~Paul Simon
No. It didn't, because they don't. I don't care about any of them right now. I don't care about any Democrats right now.
This is all about you, specifically.
You are stupid. You have a big stupid mouth. You are an asshole. You never learn any lessons. You're not 1/10th as smart as you think you are. If you've ever been right about anything in your life it was completely on accident.
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"I don't find this stuff amusing anymore." ~Paul Simon
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