Musk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network

POSTED BY: 6ixStringJack
UPDATED: Sunday, February 23, 2025 14:33
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6IXSTRINGJACK

Monday, November 25, 2024 5:05 AM

https://babylonbee.com/news/musk-announces-plan-to-buy-msnbc-and-turn-
it-into-a-news-network

Quote:
U.S. — In a dramatic move that could shake up the media industry, Elon Musk has announced his intent to purchase MSNBC and turn the channel into a news network.

Though initially dismissed as an outrageous prank, Musk has remained adamant that he is serious about hiring actual journalists and completely revamping the entire network in order to report real news.

"Admittedly I've been wrong about Musk before, but this is insane," said investor John Stanton. "This would be like buying Taco Bell and turning them all into high-end steakhouses. Doing actual journalism or reading actual news would be a complete paradigm shift."

Despite the naysayers, Musk has received support from several major players in the media industry. "He's already got Joe Rogan and Michael Knowles fighting over who gets to take Rachel Maddow's place," said former MSNBC executive Daniel Montgomery. "Obviously, Knowles has the look. No one is denying that, not even Knowles. What if they really fought over it, though? Rogan would put him out so fast... well, I take that back. Knowles seems kind of squirrely. Man, this is exciting."

At publishing time, Musk had graciously announced that Joe Scarborough could stay on staff as the barista for the company coffee bar.

Just keep Joe away from the interns.

JAYNEZTOWN

Monday, November 25, 2024 9:39 AM

How joking is this? Although this also reads more like its serious website NotTheBee, things have gone pretty crazy since 2015. News like this would be a joke like the old Onion, Weeklyworldnews sites and this also reads a little a non-joke like the time he was fooling around with memes before he bought twitter, reformed it and re-branded it as 'X'

Reagan and Clintons and the old senileshit Ronald Reagan can be blamed for some of this news media madness, Ronald Reagan maybe taking more of the blame as he abolished the Fairness Doctrine, clearing the path for the emergence of NeoCon Fox News and the sourpuss MSNBC Uniparty NeoDemocrat sourpuss faces of Joyless Reid, Mika and Morning Joe. including by granting equal airtime to opposing candidates for public office, it was the last time you got to see guys like Lyndon LaRouche a conspiracy theoriest go on tv and accuse guys like Kissinger of being a pedophile homosexual or see Ross Perot’s Impact on politics all across the USA during a Presidential election.

JAYNEZTOWN

Tuesday, November 26, 2024 9:40 PM

joke or not, it can be difficult to tell with Musk

Elon Musk’s ‘MSNBC’ Meme on X (Twitter) Explained
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/elon-musk-msnbc-meme-x-093155313.h
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JAYNEZTOWN

Sunday, February 23, 2025 2:33 PM

just say it they say, repeat the gossip and it doesn't matter if true or not

Then I wish I was in Dixie, hooray! hooray! In Dixie Land I'll take my stand to live and die in Dixie,
Away, away, away down South in Dixie,
Away, away, away down South in Dixie.

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