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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #16

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, March 3, 2005 04:12
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ZOL
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 6:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




"Gorram it, that`s the 2nd time I pressed the wrong eject button"

& connected "007 finds that even future vehicles have self-eject fitted as standard"

Darin (Zol.)

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 8:55 PM

Before he met Mal & Zoe, Jayne would go to some extremes to get his standard 7%.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 11:34 PM

Mal: "I got his head! Tie off his paws!"

Jayne: "Gorram rabbit!"

River (offscreen): "HARVEY!"

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Mal(yelling): I want my two dollars!!!!



Thanks for the laugh, Rat - made my afternoon!

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 11:46 PM

Whats this about 2 dollars? I'm so confused...

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 12:18 AM

Me too. I wish I knew the reference myself.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by Rat:
Shame, somebody throwing out a perfectly good white boy like that!



ROFL! I just bought "Better Off Dead" on DVD, been catching up on my 1980s teen-angst movies. That's possibly my favorite line in the whole thing (with the other contender being "Sorry I blew up your mom...")

Ebonezer & Greyjedi: This line and the "two dollars" thing are both from "Better Off Dead", a John Cusack movie from the mid-eighties. It's like John Hughes stuff (e.g. Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, etc.) but much more surreal / goofy. The "two dollars" stuff is from an obsessed newspaper delivery boy who will go to any length to collect what the hero owes him - i.e., $2.

ObCaption: I told you to stop asking "Are we there yet?"!

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 1:06 AM

Ah. Cusack. Good stuff.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 3:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJester:
Mal: "I got his head! Tie off his paws!"

Jayne: "Gorram rabbit!"

River (offscreen): "HARVEY!"



Ohhh! One of my very favorite movies! In my mind, Jimmy Stewart will always be either George Baily or Elwood P. Dowd.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Friday, February 25, 2005 3:31 AM

Mal: You know, when I did this out of a cannon, there was a net!

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