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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #16

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, March 3, 2005 04:12
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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




MAL: Razzle Dazzle! Banzai!
A game of two hand tag quickly devolves when Kaylee's engine still whiskey gets involved.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 12:01 AM

MAL: "You got a job, we can do it. Don't much care what it is."

KAYLEE: Yeah, but the VWF*, Captain?

(*Versal Wrestling Foundation)

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 12:15 AM

omg, Rat, I don't know why, but I found that line to be absolutely hilarious. Can't stop laughing.

Ther are sooo many good ones this time aorund...throwing rocks at my speeder...jayne disqualified for auto-lock...matirx screenshot...whoo, good stuff.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 12:44 AM

Mal discovers that Kaylee had really improved the brakes.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 12:58 AM

Welll I was going to add Or my pretty floral bonnett at the end but I thought it just summed it up nicely :)

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 2:24 AM

Instructor: "Now, Mr. Reynolds, before you put the speeder in drive, please let's buckle up our harnesses."
Mr. Reynolds: "Hey, what's this pedal down here for....?"
Instructor: "WAIT!! DON'T TOUCH THAT PED..............AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone dies alone.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 2:49 AM

Mal: Gorram ejection seat!

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 3:00 AM

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Malcolm Reynolds and Rance Burgess discover that the jobs at BlueSun Speeders, as crash test dummies, is more than they bargained for, though they are both sufficiently qualified.

Cilantro!
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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 3:13 AM

Salesman: Your stop comes up, you just pound this button once. The Auto-Hover 9000 will do the rest...

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 3:31 AM

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Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:
Mal discovers the knack to flying lies in falling and missing the ground



YES! One of my all-time favorite lines. Although people look at you strangely when you randomly quote it.

My pre-vote vote goes for the Hitchhikers reference.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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