J.B. Pritzker: JD Vance Is "Just Weird," "Known For Obsession With Couches," "Cat Ladies"
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UPDATED: Thursday, June 11, 2026 17:20
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Quote:Reasonable person: Trading mass murderer for spoiled pothead sports bimbo is not an even swap.
Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:
Is "that is just weird" the new version of "that's just crazy talk" now?
Reasonable person: people with dicks are not women or girls.
Libtard: That is just weird.
Babies killed months after birth are not "abortions"
That is just weird.
Libtard: That is weird.
9/11 Terrorist masterminds who murdered over 2,000 should not be given plea deals.
Weird.
Members of Congress should not seek out Chinese spies to be their girlfriend.
Swalwell: That is weird.
Folk should be hired on merit.
Weird.
ID of a valid authorized voter should be confirmed for those casting ballots.
Weird.
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Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:
Reasonable person: Trading mass murderer for spoiled pothead sports bimbo is not an even swap.
Libtard: That is weird.
What are you talking about dude? Putin made the best WNBA trade in the history of the sport. Now until the end of time.
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Trump will be fine.
He will also be your next President.
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Husbands should have sex with their wife, not their nanny.
Vice President: that is just weird.
President: Nanny? My granddaughter was much hotter, and also let us record it.
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Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:
Husbands should have sex with their wife, not their nanny.
Vice President: that is just weird.
President: Nanny? My granddaughter was much hotter, and also let us record it.
Oh shit.
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United States Citizens ushered into The U.S. Capitol Building ("the People's House") by Capitol Police after they opened the doors wide and invited them all in, on 6 January, should not be persecuted for any Fake Crimes.
Libtard: That is just weird.
Illegal Alien Invaders (while trafficking their Child Sex Slaves) ushered across the Border by Customs and Border Protection and then flown at Taxpayers expense to cities across the USA should be charged, prosecuted, and/or deported.
Libtard: That is totally weird.
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Trump is an absolute SAVAGE and takes aim at J. B. Pritzker.
https://x.com/CatchUpFeed/status/1823174410016010512
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Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
Speaking of outhouses...
Here's a question on Quora that J.B. should be able to answer for the world.
https://www.quora.com/In-theory-what-do-you-do-if-you-are-so-fat-you-c
ant-use-a-toilet
In theory, what do you do if you are so fat you can't use a toilet?
Oste answers that with "A Day in the Life of J.B. Pritzker"...Quote:
This is a disgusting dilemma.
If he uses one crap goes all over the seat and bowl. Wiping makes matter worse.
While in the hotel business I had one man stay at my hotel who was extremely obese.
No to be too crude, he would defecate in a towel and leave it for the housekeeper to handle. After two days I asked him to leave, not an option.
There were solutions for him. Bring a porta potty chair sized for him. You take your dump into the pot, remove it, dump the jewels into the toiler then rinse it out. These portas come in different widths.
Another would be to take plastic bag, wrap it around the commode seat and defecate into it.
Use newspaper, rather than a towel and toss it outside in the trash.
If there is a will there is a way
Pictured: The mess that walking comorbidity J.B. Pritzker's illegal alien invader maids had to go outside and clean 10 times per day while he was dodging his property taxes.
I'll give him that one...
For once, this is truly a job that Americans don't want to do.
After the hell they've seen, I'm on board with full citizenship for the entire family of anybody who had to clean J.B.'s bathroom after he's done destroying the toilet.
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Wow, you're sick.
T
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I'm not the one who's 300lbs overweight and raping the citizens of Illinois.
That would be the Democrat eating Illinois who is sick.
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Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
I'm not the one who's 300lbs overweight and raping the citizens of Illinois.
That would be the Democrat eating Illinois who is sick.
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Because you are untutored and don't see it, I'll explain it. It is not the democrats in Illinois that are sick, it's you.
It's what you post here, and how you perceive the world that shows you to be sick. Your posts show you are completely incapable of thinking clearly. Or, behaving in a way that interacts in a healthy fashion with one's community environment.
You see your community, the human race, as vile. Grossly unfair and morally wrong. Iniquitous, unjust, wicked, evil. It's in all your posts. All your posts. It is you that is morally bankrupt. Not the community you refuse to become a part of.
T
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You're right Ted.
I could go back to college and enslave myself to debt for the rest of my life so I could get a major in Contemporary Music with a minor in Gender Studies and be a teacher to the next generation of kids who are throwing their lives away.
If I hurry, maybe I can compete in the 2028 Olympics!
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