CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #15
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, February 22, 2005 18:05
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all in all the Angel puppet episode was better recieved by Audiences and critics alike
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MAN: "Darn it! Who put the film of the solar system mobile upside-down?"
"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie
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And here we see the reclusive warrior/poet Shon Yu in a rare public appearance at the local stage with his rendition of Robin Williams' "Death of a Sperm" ballet.
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It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!
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Announcer: Okay, who's cell phone is that?
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or
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Announcer: I don't care if it is your baby, get off the phone, dong ma?
-Ratboy
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Dr. Evil: As you can see, I Dr. Evil have positioned laser bearing sattelites above the capitals of each nation in the United Nations Security Council. If I do not receive a payment of one million dollars by midnight tomorrow....
Heads of State: Burst out laughing.
Dr Evil: "What's so funny? It's not like I asked for one million pounds of cilantro."
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You just never know what sets one on the path to the darkside, sometimes it is just Broadway...
Quote:
Actor (overdramatically): I WILL RULE THE--
Director(OS): CUT!
Actor: --EN..ti..re..wor-huh?
Director(OS): Shan Yu, baby. If people are going to believe you as the "Psychotic Dictator" you've got to put more into the role. Be eeeevil, baby! All I feel is "drama queen" here. Make me hate you! Shan Yu *IS* an evil dictator...Now ACTION!
Actor (to self): I am an evil dictator...I am an evil dictator...
Cilantro!
TCM
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audience #1: Behold, earth that was!
audience #2: Earth that was!
audience #3: The earth that was!!
announcer: Whats so great about that? It's just a drawing!
-Ratboy
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GREAT GORRAM! Seem's the tougher the scene, the better y'all do at comin' up with captions! Great job making my job difficult! Here's 5, maybe not the best 5, but 5 I like, but certainly the middle to high 5, though. So sit back, relax, and vote for some of the patented TCM middle high excitement you've come to love in my Caption Tightpants!
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(note: I really could have had 12 to 15 entrants this week, they were all soooo awesome, but I am late enough getting this up. You can blame Daytona for that. Vroom!)
Cilantro!
TCM
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"Apparently, 'Earth That Was' doesn't consider a small, one-man fighter to be any threat... or, they'd have a tighter defense!
Now, you'll proceed down this trench until you reach a blast port that's only two meters wide..."
(Biggs)"Aww, come on! That's impossible! Even for a computer!!"
"If I kill you, boy, it won't be in your sleep. I'll be facing you, and you'll be armed."
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"Okay, okay, okay, so you guys gotta trust me on this one. When we all went out to colonize, the ships didn't really have sticks attached to them.
-Taylor
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