CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #14
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, February 14, 2005 00:08
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Mal: Hay Inara watch me squirt some of Kaylee’s moonshine out my stab wound!
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Inara: "Uh, Mal? I think there's a bug in my wine."
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
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THE FOLLOWING IS LOOSELY BASED ON THE FILM COOL RUNNINGS:
MAL: "I'm thinking of renaming the ship. Got a name all picked out... How about 'Cool Runnings'? Means 'peace be the journey'."
INARA: "I think we'll do just fine with 'Serenity'."
Or:
MAL: "Do you want to kiss my lucky egg? I've got it right here..."
INARA: "I'm not kissing your egg ..."
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Quote:
Originally posted by GunRunner:
Mal: Hay Inara watch me squirt some of Kaylee’s moonshine out my stab wound!
I just squirted hot coffee out my nostrils. Sick bastage!

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."
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Nathan: I damn well could have been in Star Trek:TNG! The 'Picard Maneuver' ain't that hard! See!
Morena: Don't tell me, tell your agent.
"Just keep walkin, preacher man."
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Originally posted by Rat:
INARA: MMmmm good wine, nice and cilantroy!!
Whats that Tenth, that only works once? oh gee wizz!
-Ratboy
Rat-Yep! Only once, unless the second time gets you into the "special hell"... LOL!
btw- I noticed a new name or two playing this week, so welcome to the game!
and now:

MAL: All together now! *sings* The wheels on the bus go--
INARA: Enough! I don't care if River sings it, but coming from you? Its downright disturbing.
Cilantroey!
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
INARA: Mal, I can't beleive you talked me into digging through trash for your caper... and it looks like I got some Cilantro stuck under my nail. You owe me a manicure.
And Soupcatcher gets credit for giving me the nail idea, sick but funny soup, sick but funny. :)
"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."
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Inara: Oh no, that shirt does _not_ match my outfit. You take it right back off again, Mister.
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mal, I am saying something stupid but funny,
Inara, I am pointing out what you just said was stupid, because thats all women are good for in television shows, pointing out the males characters stupidity.
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MAL: ...and there was this other time back in the war when I was extra courageous-
INARA (to herself): Remember the First Rule of Companioning: When the man is telling long boring stories about himself to seem impressive, just nod and smile.
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