The Little Mermaid Failure Thread
POSTED BY: 6IXSTRINGJACK
UPDATED: Wednesday, October 4, 2023 22:24
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The Little Mermaid opens to 32,807 theaters in China and only makes $2,640,000 there in the first 4 days.
$20 per day per theater.
Nice!
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Quote:Australia sold more tickets than China. Something is wrong in China because the current population of Australia is 26,358,787.
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
The Little Mermaid opens to 32,807 theaters in China and only makes $2,640,000 there in the first 4 days.
$20 per day per theater.
Nice!
For China, 1,455,604,547
https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/australia-population/
https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/china-population/
Weekend Australia Chart for May 26, 2023 (USD)
1 The Little Mermaid Adventure $3,778,977
2 FastX Action $2,291,292
3 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 Action $1,481,600
4 John Farnham: Finding the Voice Documentary $436,708
5 Super Mario Bros. Action $275,783
6 Book Club: The Next Chapter Romantic Comedy $227,039
7 Renfield Black Comedy $202,618
8 Maybe I Do Romantic Comedy $134,292
9 The Machine Action $66,825
10 Godday Godday Chaa Comedy $66,370
https://www.the-numbers.com/weekend-box-office-chart/Australia
The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly
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Quote:
Originally posted by second:Quote:Australia sold more tickets than China. Something is wrong in China because the current population of Australia is 26,358,787.
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
The Little Mermaid opens to 32,807 theaters in China and only makes $2,640,000 there in the first 4 days.
$20 per day per theater.
Nice!
For China, 1,455,604,547
https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/australia-population/
https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/china-population/
Weekend Australia Chart for May 26, 2023 (USD)
1 The Little Mermaid Adventure $3,778,977
2 FastX Action $2,291,292
3 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 Action $1,481,600
4 John Farnham: Finding the Voice Documentary $436,708
5 Super Mario Bros. Action $275,783
6 Book Club: The Next Chapter Romantic Comedy $227,039
7 Renfield Black Comedy $202,618
8 Maybe I Do Romantic Comedy $134,292
9 The Machine Action $66,825
10 Godday Godday Chaa Comedy $66,370
https://www.the-numbers.com/weekend-box-office-chart/Australia
The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly
By "wrong" of course, you mean that China is racist.
Australia's #1 performers leading up to last weekend:
Weekend 1: Avatar: The Way of Water - $5,690,800
Weekend 2: Avatar: The Way of Water - $3,610,712
Weekend 3: Avatar: The Way of Water - $2,813,811
Weekend 4: Avatar: The Way of Water - $2,311,994
Weekend 5: Avatar: The Way of Water - $1,193,360
Weekend 6: Magic Mike's Last Dance: $1,167,388
Weekend 7: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania - $4,450,321
Weekend 8: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania - $1,993,423
Weekend 9: Creed III - $2,266,496
Weekend 10: Scream IV - $2,000,000
Weekend 11: Shazam! Fury of the Gods - $1,556,542
Weekend 12: John Wick: Chapter 4 - $4,709,631
Weekend 13: John Wick: Chapter 4 - $2,681,056
Weekend 14: The Super Mario Bros. Movie - $7,018,316
Weekend 15: The Super Mario Bros. Movie - $6,611,620
Weekend 16: The Super Mario Bros. Movie - $4,459,596
Weekend 17: The Super Mario Bros. Movie - $1,839,362
Weekend 18: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 - $7,081,299
Weekend 19: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 - $4,334,968
Weekend 20: Fast X - $4,509,991
Weekend 21: The Little Mermaid - $3,995,825
(All of these numbers can be found and verified on Box Office Mojo. https://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/2023W21/?area=AU&ref_=bo_we_
nav
Use that link and you can click the << Week link to go back from week 21 to week 1 of 2023)
In 21 weeks so far, The Little Mermaid places 10th for the highest grossing film in Australian Cinema for 2023. That's Middle of the Road.
And 4 of the weeks where a movie pulled in more money than The Little Mermaid's opening weekend in Australia in 2023 were movies in their 2nd or even 3rd week of release.
That's Pathetic. Even Down Under.
Why don't you let this one go, Second. EVERYBODY hates The Little Mermaid and it will end up costing Disney money.
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What The Shell? ‘New York Times’ Movie Critic Faults New ‘Little Mermaid’ Movie For Its Lack of ‘Kink’
https://www.outkick.com/what-the-shell-new-york-times-movie-critic-fau
lts-new-little-mermaid-flick-for-its-lack-of-kink-column/
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Believe the other side when they tell you who they are. Spiritually and morally bankrupt, the Left’s mission to radically change children’s behavior presses on.
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Not enough “kink” in a kid’s movie: how is that even allowed to be published for a once-revered publication like The Times? In this day and age, it’s (sadly) become the norm.
Morris wrote in his review: ‘The new, live-action ‘The Little Mermaid’ is everything nobody should want in a movie: dutiful and defensive, yet desperate for approval. It reeks of obligation and noble intentions.
“Joy, fun, mystery, risk, flavor, kink — they’re missing.”
Democrats are child rapists.
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Quote:There is a "kinky" scene from the cartoon version that is missing from the live-action. The sea worms, mermaids transformed into worms by the Sea Witch, are warning Ariel to stay away or else she will become like them. Also missing from the live-action version of The Little Mermaid is the kinky transformation of the sea worms back into mermaids after Ariel murders the Sea Witch with a wood pole rammed into the Sea Witch. Joss Whedon got the idea of how to murder Wash in the movie Serenity from The Little Mermaid.
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
What The Shell? ‘New York Times’ Movie Critic Faults New ‘Little Mermaid’ Movie For Its Lack of ‘Kink’
https://www.outkick.com/what-the-shell-new-york-times-movie-critic-fau
lts-new-little-mermaid-flick-for-its-lack-of-kink-column/Quote:
Believe the other side when they tell you who they are. Spiritually and morally bankrupt, the Left’s mission to radically change children’s behavior presses on.
...
Not enough “kink” in a kid’s movie: how is that even allowed to be published for a once-revered publication like The Times? In this day and age, it’s (sadly) become the norm.
“Joy, fun, mystery, risk, flavor, kink — they’re missing.”
Democrats are child rapists..
The "kinky" moral lesson for children was that if you accept the fat, ugly, old, and constantly lying Sea Witch into your life you will then be transformed into a sea worm. The real-life "kinky" moral lesson for adults is that if you accept the slim, beautiful, young, and always truthful Donald Trump into your life you will be transformed into a Trumptard.
A worm wraps around Ariel's wrist to try and stop her from entering Ursula's cave.
The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at
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Quote:
Originally posted by second:
There is a "kinky" scene from the cartoon version that is missing from the live-action. The sea worms, mermaids transformed into worms by the Sea Witch, are warning Ariel to stay away or else she will become like them. Also missing from the live-action version of The Little Mermaid is the kinky transformation of the sea worms back into mermaids after Ariel murders the Sea Witch with a wood pole rammed into the Sea Witch. Joss Whedon got the idea of how to murder Wash in the movie Serenity from The Little Mermaid.
That's kinky to you, huh? Gross. Nobody wants to know what you fap to in your mom's basement.
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The "kinky" moral lesson for children was that if you accept the fat, ugly, old, and constantly lying Sea Witch into your life you will then be transformed into a sea worm. The real-life "kinky" moral lesson for adults is that if you accept the slim, beautiful, young, and always truthful Donald Trump into your life you will be transformed into a Trumptard.
Oh. Nevermind...
You don't know what the word kinky means.
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Quote:6ix, like all angry white trash Americans, you are a fuck up. If you owned a dictionary, look the word up:
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
You don't know what the word kinky means.
1 · closely twisted or curled ;
2 · relating to, having, or appealing to unconventional tastes, especially in sex ;
3 · outlandish, far-out.
Since you are an angry white-trash Trump lover, obviously you are going immediately to the stupidest interpretation. That is why your life became a burning trash dump fire. You are always pouring water onto that fire, after letting it burn for years, but pretty soon another fire will break out in another part of your trash dump life. May I suggest that you let the fire burn until it consumes you, runs out of fuel, and leaves a lingering stench to commemorate your passing to hell?
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Wow.
Look at all the hate coming from the Democrat pedophile because his Disney stock is crashing.
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Boy... Disney really has a stranglehold on the theater chains in this country. It's still got the widest release this weekend over Black Spider Man 2 even though it's only predicted to make around $33 Million this weekend domestic.
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Quote:The Little Mermaid 2023 will fail because the scene where the Chef gets his teeth knocked out is NOT in the movie! (6ixStringJack, who lost most of his teeth, would understand how pivotal that scene is to the success of the Disney cartoon from 1989)
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
Boy... Disney really has a stranglehold on the theater chains in this country. It's still got the widest release this weekend over Black Spider Man 2 even though it's only predicted to make around $33 Million this weekend domestic.
The teeth knocked out scene starts at 3 minutes into the video:
Where I live in East Texas the Trumptards believe that having healthy teeth is Wokeness. They go to the dentist mainly to have rotten teeth extracted. Or they pull the teeth themselves. Not unrelated to why I have a conflict with all Trumptards, I have all my teeth, including the wisdom teeth, while a Texas Trumptard's parents typically neglected their children's teeth.
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