The Queen is dead...

POSTED BY: whozit
UPDATED: Monday, September 12, 2022 05:26
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WHOZIT

Friday, September 9, 2022 4:30 AM

...long live King Chuck, the first retard King who's brother is a perv and who's youngest son may not be his.

SIGNYM

Friday, September 9, 2022 8:26 AM

I think Brits will feel sadly diminished. I know she was just a titular head, but she was their link to a more dynamic past.

Poor Britain - stuck with a royal yob and apparatchik pols.

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Pity would be no more,
If we did not MAKE someone poor - William Blake

SECOND

Saturday, September 10, 2022 3:54 AM

Australian comedians are slammed over a 'disrespectful' joke about the Queen hours before her death: 'That's just wrong'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11195347/Australian-comedians
-slammed-disrespectful-joke-Queen-died.html

A statement from The Chaser's editor: https://chaser.com.au/

As some of you may have seen, the Daily Mail has today run multiple stories criticising our coverage of the Queen's death, claiming it is disrespectful. On reflection they are completely right, and we are extremely sorry.

From now on we will be taking our lead from The Daily Mail's coverage today, which we hope will be more to everyone's taste.

First we have uploaded a story about mature aged porn stars, and placed that next to a touching tribute to the Queen's grandchildren on our homepage.

Secondly, we have sent a team of photographers to respectfully take secret photos of the Queen's grieving family in their cars.

This certainly hasn't gone terribly wrong before.

Thirdly, we have respectfully run 12 gossip stories about intimate details of her family's private lives. We did, however, remove our previous story about her son's sex trafficking scandal, as that is only respectful to comment on right now if you are the Daily Mail.

Finally, and most importantly, we have made sure to include 200 ads on every single article, because much like the Daily Mail, we believe the most important thing to do in a tragedy, is to use it to help Gerry Harvey sell toasters.

We hope this will be more in line with the decorum you'd expect from those upstanding bastions of chivalry and decorum, the tabloid media. We all know how much the Royal Family love them.

Yours sincerely,
The Chaser's web team

P.S. Be sure to respectfully check our website for a picture of Rebel Wilson in a low cut dress. God save the King.

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

6IXSTRINGJACK

Saturday, September 10, 2022 5:18 AM

Second never misses an opportunity be offended, even if it's on somebody else's behalf who doesn't mean a fucking thing to him.

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Falsus in unum, falsus in omnibus

MAGONSDAUGHTER

Monday, September 12, 2022 3:52 AM

Love The Chasers

Was momentarily sad about the Queen and now bored with the media coverage of Harry and Meghan

BRENDA

Monday, September 12, 2022 5:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Magonsdaughter:
Love The Chasers

Was momentarily sad about the Queen and now bored with the media coverage of Harry and Meghan

I'm bored with the media coverage of the whole family.