The Treehouse Gala Pageant That Loads Faster!
POSTED BY: Malicious
UPDATED: Thursday, February 3, 2005 20:33
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Ok, let's see what we've got here. There's a leaf dress, tinfoil, saran wrap, and hooker (I mean that in a good way 
). I think I might need to go in another direction just to stand out.
*montanagirl goes in back and changes into almost floor length silvery slinky dress. It is complimented with an Evenstar necklace and silver dangly earrings. Unfortunately there are no shoes to go along with it, so she goes ahead and wears her cowboy boots.*
So guys, whadda ya think?
Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.
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Originally posted by SimonWho:
Hey TRM, you know you can change your registered address under your profile, so you would receive all the fascinating messages people are sending you.
Well, I HAVE been known to receive SOME messages.
I am a bit nervous about changing my e-mail since Haken’s system uses our e-mails as our userids. I HAVE tried to change my e-mail through my profile, but then the system would not let me post or reply at all. I have the theory that if I logged off completely and logged back on using the new e-mail address as my userid, things would change and work for me, but I don’t KNOW that. Furthermore, I don’t KNOW that I could get back on at all after that. I really don’t want to lose “TheRealMe” as my alias.
I posted a question about this in the FireflyFansCentral forum almost a month ago, and bumped it a few times, but have received no answer. Haken must be away, busy doing Hakenish things.
Have you actually changed your e-mail in this way?
The Real Me
(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)
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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Hey! I'm no longer topless. *rolls eyes* Is that all you read in my post. It is in't it.
Not at all! I clearly recall, that just BEFORE you went topless, you were encasing your body in form-fitting aluminum foil!
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*SimonWho's eyes travel up twg's black boots, up a short leather mini, up a red lace bustier, to twg's face*
The Real Me, having more class, does not stare directly at ThatWeirdGirl. Instead, he casually observes her from a strategically placed mirror.
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Oh well. At least I'm lookin' good and trampy.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
A contender for the next pageant!
The Real Me
(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)
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* The Real Me notices that one of the brides, a blonde, is carrying a katana, and looks decidedly angry as she crosses names off a list one by one. The Real Me decides to take action before something gets out of hand. He gathers the brides together, all in pretty white dresses with veils, some with trains. Hmmmm… One, two, three… There seem to be seven of them. *
Hello! I am The Real Me. You are in the Sereni-TREE. No, I don’t know where your husbands are. No, I don’t really know how you got here, but perhaps ThatWeirdGirl over there can help answer that. If you like, we could probably arrange to take you home. In the meantime, make yourself at home here, and let us know if there is anything we can do for you.
The Real Me
(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)
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Originally posted by ebonezer:
*Ebo comes to on the floor.*
Ow. What happened?
*Ebo looks around and notices that she's wearing a dress and a knitted sash. She finds this somewhat interesting. She looks around again, this time noticing that most of the menfolk are wearing dresses. She finds this more interesting.*
Whats goin on here? Wha'd i miss? Who are all you people?
*Ebo ponders this for a moment*
And while were asking these sort of questions, who am I?
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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.
* The Real Me, amidst all the shifting ribbons he is wearing, kneels to examine poor Ebo. He whispers to her. *
Who are we? We are the crew of the Sereni-TREE, and we are having a little pageant.
Who am I? I am The Real Me, your bestest friend, and the one you wanted to vote for in this pageant.
Who are you? You are Mal-licious, a queen and a goddess who likes to hijack threads and bonk people on the head with your scepter.
The Real Me
(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
The Real Me, having more class, does not stare directly at ThatWeirdGirl. Instead, he casually observes her from a strategically placed mirror.Quote:
Oh well. At least I'm lookin' good and trampy.
A contender for the next pageant!
I did mention that Rhonda Shear is one of my idols, didn't I? If the 'Up All Night' girl isn't a good trampy role model, I don't know who is.
I was convinced to enter a pageant once. Miss Chick for the Rooster Days Festival. I came in dead last. It was horrible. The girl that did the convincing won runner-up. Apparently in real pageants you need to be a 6'1", blonde, blue-eyed, full figured female. Go figure...
I showed them! I won the weirdest hairstyle award. Hah!
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Originally posted by Malicious:
On behalf of me, I would like to accept the Sereni-tree sash as the gala pageant winner. The honor you do me, honors my....honor.
What? After all the effort I went to with my dress and make up? I waxed my legs for you to just take the crown?
I promised myself I wouldn't cry...
Waaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Ahem. Actually, I'll ask my glamorous assistant for advice on how to be a good loser. Much better that you lose gallantly than have embarassing footage of you crying when you win turning up at a later date (think Halle Berry)
Also, I'm having trouble with our theme song. I got as far as "He treats all his patients, while she pulls funny faces" and somehow I have ended up with a three cycled opera where we both die at the end. Oops.
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Originally posted by SimonWho:
What? After all the effort I went to with my dress and make up? I waxed my legs for you to just take the crown?
(Mal-Licious's body guards step in front of SimonWho and say:)
"Mal-Licious is not accepting requests for interviews or autographs as of yet. You will be notified of any changes at her press conference. Good day."
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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Great. The judge steals the prize. That's life in the Black for ya. Guess I'll build a jacuzzi, need a bath anyway.
*Spies lovely ladies in slinky silvery dress, bustier, a leafy number.*
Sigh. Certainly takes the edge off of losing.
*Makes for pool table to fetch tools and spare golem parts and stuff*
Ooh... nice saran wrap ensemble. If modesty was your intent, you coulda done with an extra wrap or five. *Carefully picks gum from dress, leaving a few immodest rips (ever tried removing gum from saranwrap? Ain't easy).*
*Fetches hopefully non-critical bits of plumbing from the boiler room. Zoid, deep in heavy contemplation of more important matters, declines to notice (this may be a good thing).*
*builds jacuzzi*
*Doffing dress, backs up to pool,spreads arms and falls back dreamily.*
kathunk!
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Water: an important component of your jacuzzi.
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