The Treehouse Gala Pageant That Loads Faster!
POSTED BY: Malicious
UPDATED: Thursday, February 3, 2005 20:33
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Originally posted by Rat:
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Huh! Make fun of my account's disabilities, will you?
Well, I got a new e-mail... So there!
Uh, sorry about tossing you. I heard it works well with geese and Tolkienist dwarves, though.
The Real Me
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Originally posted by montanagirl:
*montanagirl sits on her barstool tossing ping pong balls at her head and watching her shiny new headband bat them away. One goes sailing across the stage, another smacks into the mirror behind the bar.*
Oops! Well at least they're only ping pong balls, as opposed to a large package containing shoes. *Meaningful glance at cozen, then goes back to tossing ping pong balls.*
Hey, do we have a ping pong table somewhere around here? With my headband to assist me, I might actually have a chance playing.
Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.
Well, we USED to have a ping-pong table.
* The Real Me looks around the common room. *
I think that the ping-pong table was a casualty in our confrontation with Inola Teg, along with my "Whack-a-Fox-Executive" game. Put perhaps you can have Cozen construct a new one.
SAY, EVERYBODY! Considering that two of our three judges are incapacitated, why don't we declare this contest a tie and get on with judging the ladies' various bizzare outfits? This time EVERYBODY votes.
The Real Me
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Hey TRM, you know you can change your registered address under your profile, so you would receive all the fascinating messages people are sending you.
Judging the women on what they wear? Isn't that a little shallow and ... ooh, ooh, thatweirdgirl is topless! With another girl in front of her!
See, told you being in a dress didn't affect my masculinity.
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*Ebo comes to on the floor.*
Ow. What happened?
*Ebo looks around and notices that she's wearing a dress and a knitted sash. She finds this somewhat interesting. She looks around again, this time noticing that most of the menfolk are wearing dresses. She finds this more interesting.*
Whats goin on here? Wha'd i miss? Who are all you people?
*Ebo ponders this for a moment*
And while were asking these sort of questions, who am I?
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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.
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Hey! I'm no longer topless. *rolls eyes* Is that all you read in my post. It is in't it.
But I did find a new outfit and KGB did help me in and out of my clothes. 
*TWG jumps from behind the screen in her new borrowed outfit*
My crazy aunt, I know hard to beleive I would have a non-normal relative, let me borrow this, well, I think I get to keep it.
*SimonWho's eyes travel up twg's black boots, up a short leather mini, up a red lace bustier, to twg's face*
Um, feelin' a little objectified. Okay now I'm over it. So, the men tied and the women are competeing? Crap, we have to go up against Mal 
Oh well. At least I'm lookin' good and trampy.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
SAY, EVERYBODY! Considering that two of our three judges are incapacitated, why don't we declare this contest a tie and get on with judging the ladies' various bizzare outfits? This time EVERYBODY votes.
I don't think the pageant is over until Mal says it's over. I'll be more than happy to join in if/when she declares that it is time to do so. Until then I'm stayin' right here.
Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.
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*wakes up amongst shards of discarded aluminum foil. remembering she's clothed only in Saran Wrap, KGB manages to roll her way to the common room*
twg, you ok? Oh hey, nice bustier, red is definitely your color. Wow, its a good thing you can't see through Saran Wrap very well when its all layered, right?
*rolls under the newly reconstructed pool table*
Wow, this is nice. Uh, if Ebo doesn't remember who she is and no one helps me up, think I could live under here? I could set up a nice little outfit down here, lots of pillows (Sorry, Pillow Me, no offense), lots of satin sheets...maybe a blender or two....
Hey, did I roll through gum?
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*SimonWho's eyes travel up twg's black boots, up a short leather mini, up a red lace bustier, to twg's face*
Um, feelin' a little objectified. Okay now I'm over it.
Oh well. At least I'm lookin' good and trampy.
I must admit that I do occasionally treat sexual objects as women. But only the special ones.
Well, you're lookin' good and trampy, I'm lookin' good and vampy, we should form a double act of some kind. The Doctor and the Weirdo! No, wait, the Weirdoctor! Perfect.
*goes off to write our theme song*
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Originally posted by SimonWho:
*goes off to write our theme song*
ooh, our own theme song?! you so rock!
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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On behalf of me, I would like to accept the Sereni-tree sash as the gala pageant winner. The honor you do me, honors my....honor.
Thank you! Thank you all!
Why is there a roll of Saran Wrap stuck under the pool table?
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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