The Treehouse Gala Pageant That Loads Faster!

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THATWEIRDGIRL

Friday, January 28, 2005 4:22 AM

AAACKKKKKK!!!!!

So I typed that in like 2 seconds cause I was late for work. Maybe someday I'll know my D from my B.

I feel special being surroundeed by all these foxy men in dresses. And these gorgeous gals in dresses of foil and leaves. *sniff* It's all so *sniff* exciting.

*sniff?* eww. what's that...
So, I've been in this tux now for, what, 5 days now. No one has said if I look fancy or weird or handsome or anything and now it's too late cause I stink from wearing a tux for 5 days.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

RAT

Friday, January 28, 2005 4:26 AM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me reaches behind the bar, picks up the hiding Rat, and throws him at MontanaGirl. He, too, is effortlessly batted aside. *

THHAAANKS!!!

-Ratboy

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CAGEYBEE

Friday, January 28, 2005 4:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

I feel special being surroundeed by all these foxy men in dresses. And these gorgeous gals in dresses of foil and leaves. *sniff* It's all so *sniff* exciting.

*sniff?* eww. what's that...
So, I've been in this tux now for, what, 5 days now. No one has said if I look fancy or weird or handsome or anything and now it's too late cause I stink from wearing a tux for 5 days.

If you want, you can wear the Gown de Alumina. I've been toying with the idea of a Saran Wrap sari, anyway.

*grabs twg's hand and they proceed first to the kitchen, then to the east wing. KGB sets up the privacy screens and throws several boxes of aluminum foil at twg. She then recruits Pillow Me to hold the box of Saran Wrap while she spins in a style befitting Ebo...but unaccustomed to the g-forces which Ebo has handily mastered, KGB does the thing most popular to do in the Sereni-TREE....passes out*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

RAT

Friday, January 28, 2005 4:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
...now it's too late cause I stink from wearing a tux for 5 days.

Age'd to perfection!

-Ratboy

THATWEIRDGIRL

Friday, January 28, 2005 4:42 AM

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Originally posted by cageybee:
*grabs twg's hand and they proceed first to the kitchen, then to the east wing. KGB sets up the privacy screens and throws several boxes of aluminum foil at twg.

*steps around screen only to hear rip* crap, I'll try again.
*wraps teh foil, once more, around self. Steps out to show KGB only to have the top drop to her waist* Crap! I can't get this thing to work, argh.

*goes back behind screen and puts smelly tux on*
I'll just wear this for a little bit. Why did I give all my dresses to the men?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

MONTANAGIRL

Friday, January 28, 2005 4:50 AM

*montanagirl sits on her barstool tossing ping pong balls at her head and watching her shiny new headband bat them away. One goes sailing across the stage, another smacks into the mirror behind the bar.*

Oops! Well at least they're only ping pong balls, as opposed to a large package containing shoes. *Meaningful glance at cozen, then goes back to tossing ping pong balls.*

Hey, do we have a ping pong table somewhere around here? With my headband to assist me, I might actually have a chance playing.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

RAT

Friday, January 28, 2005 4:55 AM

* Rat ducks *

-Ratboy

THEREALME

Friday, January 28, 2005 6:06 AM

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Originally posted by cozen:
Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
I vote for Cozen! He has my vote! I don't know why! But he does!

Yes!!! 4 out of 5 times, bribery and hypnosis will trump talent.

Ebo,providing I can pay her back wages, you may have my CRS. She's a bit cynical, but very efficient.

*thwop thwop THWOP THWOP THWOP!*

Uh-oh. *Sprints over to bar in an effort to save Montanagirl, who has been so kind to transmogrify cozen into transvestite clown. Sure 'nuff, package containing B. Boop shoes arcs straight at her fresh pepsi... but wait! The package is swatted aside by a magic headscarf ribbon! It's a line drive... hooking... hooking.... Ebo, in full relaxation mode enjoying a full body butterfly massage, is THWACKed in the head by the shoes! Butterflies scatter away, Ebo thumps to floor, unconscious yet again.*

* The Real Me is stunned. All he can do for quite a long while is to numbly wave the palm fronds in his three hands, even though Ebo is no longer receiving any benefit from hers. Then he snaps out of it. *

Doctor SimonWho! We have yet another case of blunt head trauma!

Quote:

*cozen glares at TRM* "Please tell me that wasn't an evil setup." *Fails to contain laughter.* "Gotta say, though: hi-larious!"

Indeed, Cozen, I am certain that it WAS an evil setup! Allow me to congratulate you on its perfect execution!

* The Real Me checks a dictionary with a fourth hand. *

Hmmmm...

"cozen (kuz'n) vt., vi. [< ME. cosin, fraud, trickery < ? ] 1. to cheat; defraud 2. to deceive"

* The Real Me closes the book and looks over at Cozen. *

So, what are you REALLY? Some trickster god just messing with us? A jinx? A Jerry Lewis clone?

The Real Me

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THEREALME

Friday, January 28, 2005 6:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*sniff?* eww. what's that...
So, I've been in this tux now for, what, 5 days now. No one has said if I look fancy or weird or handsome or anything and now it's too late cause I stink from wearing a tux for 5 days.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

Huh?

Well, there are some things that are just...

Well...

The grass is green.
The sky is blue.
The sun is bright and hot.
And ThatWeirdGirl is a beauty.

Five days in a tux or not. If you don't know that, you should.

I don't go into that much, because I wouldn't want you all uncomfortable or creepified, thinking I'm hitting on you.

But beauty is not as important, anyway, as your wit and playful sense of humor. I liked you for that before I saw your picture.

The Real Me

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THEREALME

Friday, January 28, 2005 6:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
*grabs twg's hand and they proceed first to the kitchen, then to the east wing. KGB sets up the privacy screens and throws several boxes of aluminum foil at twg.

*steps around screen only to hear rip* crap, I'll try again.
*wraps teh foil, once more, around self. Steps out to show KGB only to have the top drop to her waist*

HUH? WHAT? WHERE?

Oh, she's back behind privacy screens with CageyBee...

The Real Me

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