An intervention Malicious

POSTED BY: Rat
UPDATED: Saturday, January 29, 2005 22:15
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ZOID

Thursday, January 27, 2005 9:19 PM

Caite:

Any minute now. 4:04PM EST. She should be getting home from work right about-

*suddenly seeing an actinic flash out of the corner of his eye, zoid finishes donning his chem warfare defense suit, and flattens himself onto the floor of the fox-hunting pit thingy*

Momentarily Blindly,

zoid
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"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, January 27, 2005 9:35 PM

i'm scared.

somebody hold me...

www.thatweirdgirl.com

MALICIOUS

Thursday, January 27, 2005 10:02 PM

(Mal-Licious jumps down into the big hole in the ground, behind all her buddies. She leans forward and says....)

Hi Guys! What's up? What's everybody doing in this big hole? Huh? Huh? Huh?

(The entire gang jumps and turns and all start talking at once...Mal-Licious at first attempts to hear what they are all saying or, rather, babbling, but just then something catches her eye: The title of this thread.)

(Mal-Licious's eyes squint dangerously...her lips tighten to a thin line...)

You guys started a thread about me! Thank you! It is sooo nice to be loved! Let's have some food and beverages delivered!

And they partied happily ever after.....

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, January 27, 2005 10:49 PM

*kissing Mal's feet* we're not worthy of your love

thank you

www.thatweirdgirl.com

MALICIOUS

Thursday, January 27, 2005 10:54 PM

I know, but what can I do?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

RAT

Thursday, January 27, 2005 11:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
I don't think she cares what we say about her, just that we say it about her!...

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
You guys started a thread about me! Thank you! It is sooo nice to be loved!

Told ya so!

-Ratboy

ZOID

Thursday, January 27, 2005 11:52 PM

*zoid is so happy that Mal-mageddon has been averted by the magnanimity of Our Goddess!*

Well, honestly, it would have been cool to see the Wrath of Goddess sfx; but, at least zoid thus avoids the dry cleaning bill that flying body parts and simmering goo would have entailed. So that's a good thing. He wasn't so sure about seeing Rat depilated from head to toe, clad in a loincloth and chained to 'Lishus' throne, either. But he did have a rather detailed mental image of TiPpY, dressed as Princess Leia and similarly shackled, which was quite appealing.

Oh well. Another perfectly good apocalyptic scenario wasted. At least the major perpetrators seem to have abandoned the perfectly ludicrous idea of stopping Mmmm-a-licious from hijacking threads. *zoid starts chuckling drily* 'Tie her up'! *hee, heee!* With duct tape and rope and bungie cords! *Hah, Hah, Hah (cough), ha-ha!*

'That's just so rich!' thinks zoid as he takes out his collapsible shovel and starts making his corner of the fox trench deeper. 'Maybe I could make this into a tunnel,' he muses, 'and come out on the other side of that hedgerow before somebody changes their mind, and I'm standing too close...'

Martinizingly,

zoid
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"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

THEREALME

Friday, January 28, 2005 2:00 AM

* The Real Me releases his long-held breath and decides that it might be a good time to go purchase new underwear. *

The Real Me

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you.)

EBONEZER

Friday, January 28, 2005 3:04 AM

hey guys, guess what! My birthday is next month! Feburary 22nd! Whoo hoo!

*grabs thread and runs away.*

(I had to do it. This thread needed a good hijacking. )

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

MALICIOUS

Friday, January 28, 2005 3:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
But he did have a rather detailed mental image of TiPpY, dressed as Princess Leia and similarly shackled, which was quite appealing.

TiPpY?

Oh, and I am PONDERING whether to approve of or disapprove of "Mal-mageddon."

People? Any comments on it before I render my verdict?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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