An intervention Malicious

POSTED BY: Rat
UPDATED: Saturday, January 29, 2005 22:15
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RAT

Thursday, January 27, 2005 2:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
I hijack threads and turn them into discussions about me. I just can't seem to help it. I am my favorite topic, after Firefly of course. Anyway, I probably need an intervention.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

So.....this was her idea,....not mine.

-Ratboy

ZOID

Thursday, January 27, 2005 4:55 AM

Hey, Rat?

Have you got a grounding strap and some rubber-soled shoes?

Presentimentally,

zoid

CAITE

Thursday, January 27, 2005 5:05 AM

I have a straight jacket left over from...erm...well, let's just say I have one!

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, January 27, 2005 5:11 AM

let's see *rummage, rummage* I can give you duct tape, rope, handcuffs, and bungee cords.

or we can just get her drunk and trick her into thinking the topic of a thread was her idea and therefore she already highjacked it.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

MONTANAGIRL

Thursday, January 27, 2005 5:26 AM

Or we could go back and hijack her thread(s) again.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

ZOID

Thursday, January 27, 2005 5:33 AM

Y'all do realize that Mal-Lady is eventually gonna become aware of the existence of this thread, don't you?

*zoid continues to inch away from Rat, as he would from a lone tree in the middle of a field as a thunderstorm approached*

Ummm... Are your clothes by any chance flame retardant, Rat?

Whispered aside to twg-gy: Maybe we should just sacrifice him to 'Lishus? Save her the trouble, and hopefully get us off the hook?

Ominously,

Some Other Guy Posing As Zoid, Whom Is Definitely Not Here; He's Been Out Of Town For Weeks Now, And Would Never Have Come To So Heretical A Thread, As Everybody Plainly Knows, So Please Don't Roast Him Along With These Heathens

THEREALME

Thursday, January 27, 2005 5:39 AM

It has been my experience that Mal-licious "intervenes" regularly and with no trouble what-so-ever. I don't see why WE have to do one for her.

????

The Real Me

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you.)

MONTANAGIRL

Thursday, January 27, 2005 5:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
Whispered aside to twg-gy: Maybe we should just sacrifice him to 'Lishus? Save her the trouble, and hopefully get us off the hook?

You can't sacrifice Rat, he supplies me with root beer and Pepsi at the treehouse.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

ZOID

Thursday, January 27, 2005 5:50 AM

*zoid is now moving at a goodish pace away from what he mentally refers to as 'the hypocenter' of the coming event.*

Shouting to be heard across the ever-widening distance: Hey! Guys? Do any of y'all have any dynamite or gelignite or C4 or similarly excitable materials on your persons, or in your immediate vicinities? Just wonderin' is all!

*zoid goes back to calculating individual blast radii for the intervention party members and minimum safe zone.*

Jumpingly (into handy foxhole-ily),

That Guy Pretending To Be Zoid Again

EBONEZER

Thursday, January 27, 2005 5:56 AM

I'm just gonna go stand over there. Next to Zoid. I mean that-vaugly-zoid-shaped-individual.

Say Zoid, you know I'm your bestest friend, right? Say bestest friend, at what spot do you think would be the best place to stand to avoid being burninated?

Oh hey, is that a foxhole? Do you mind if i see what its like down there? I've always wondered.

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