A thread dedicated strictly to Mal-licious
POSTED BY: BadgersHat
UPDATED: Wednesday, February 2, 2005 01:56
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cheesed is nice, to be sure, but what about my shoes? Huh? No one has offered to clean them for me. They are looking a bit scruffy and need a good polishing. I understand if worshiping my shoes is hard to get into, but I promise it can be enjoyable.
i once had six young men that regularly took care of my shoes. They were social outcasts and dorks but they loved my laces! Unfortunately, a change of locale lost me my shoe minions.
Recently I realised my shoes have been sad. They miss the long conversations and tight bows of toatal adoration.
I ask again, what about my shoes?
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
I ask again, what about my shoes?
www.thatweirdgirl.com
As this thread takes a turn for the weirder.
The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.
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Oh, Milady of the Varicolored Tresses, Mmmm-Ahhh!-'Licious:
I grovel like the worthless cur I am, for not having invoked Your Name in other threads I have posted to. But, I thought you had 'gone off' me, since you hadn't deigned to respond to my last couple of posts, re: Yourself. Not that I'm implying that Your Worshipfulness should acknowledge my existence; goddesses do as goddesses will. I just figured the other boy-toys were proving sufficient for Your needs, and that my meager talents were no longer required or desired.
That's not an excuse, it's a reason. Really! Please, don't beat me, Miss Ma'am!
Slavishly,
zoid
P.S.
And I sure as hell wasn't going to mention you on Loni's thread. I've got enough competition already, without that guy ruining the bell curve. Mentioning ~lissa was safe, since she doesn't pay me any attention, of any kind. (She's got standards and discernment, apparently.) If Loni wants to adore you, he's gonna have to stalk you using his own wiles, like everybody else.
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"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity
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TWG,
I am having trouble understanding why you are in my thread talking about your shoes. Run along now and go back to the treehouse, ok? Silly girl.
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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i'm practicing highjacking. I thought learning at your feet was the best place.
*wrings hands nervously. twg bows and slowly backs from the thread*
My most high one, I'll head back to the floating air tree boat.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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(Mal-licious pats TWG on the head)
Awww, honey, it was a very good try! (Mal-licious smiles in a condescending manner)
Unfortunately, I guard this thread myself (I do not trust anyone else to police it to my standards) and I notice these things pretty quickly. I try to nip them in the bud before they get too far out of hand. Haken does his best, but sometimes trolls get in. I'm not implying YOU are a troll! Haha! Of course not! No, in this instance I am stating it flat out*. In a jokey way of course.
*Do NOT take what this woman says seriously. She does not have a serious bone in her body. Unless you count that time she choked on a serious bone...
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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The One For Whom The Thread Is Named said:
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...*Do NOT take what this woman says seriously. She does not have a serious bone in her body. Unless you count that time she choked on a serious bone...
Anyone we know?
v/r,
-zed
P.S.
You're not supposed to eat the sacrifice, Mal.
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Originally posted by zoid:
Anyone we know? You're not supposed to eat the sacrifice, Mal.
Damn! I keep forgetting that rule!
Anyone seen Jefe lately? Mighty tasty man, there...
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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Hey Malllllllicious,
RobNotRick and I have passed around a couple notes on the NJ Browncoat thread about maybe it might be fun to meetup some browncoat hooligans in Atlantic City. Would you consider that a decent notion?
With utmost adoration, respect, and non-hijackingness,
Suze the Floozy,
With new kitten on lap trying to rip my arm off
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