Name that Quote!

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EBONEZER

Sunday, January 9, 2005 3:03 AM

Moving right along with:

"Bloodly Catholics fillen the world with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed."

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

MONTANAGIRL

Sunday, January 9, 2005 3:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
"Bloodly Catholics fillen the world with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed."

I believe that's Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, which was shortly followed by one of my other favorite lines: "I want you to sell me a condom, for I am a Protestant!"

How about:
"I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

SHADESIREN

Sunday, January 9, 2005 8:37 AM

"Let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato people and plead for you freedom and you're trying to tell me you're completely sane?"

I know!! I know!!!

Red Dwarf!!!!

"I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

is this one Babylon 5??

ok, here's something a little off the wall....

Q:"Do you run?"
A:"Only when chased."

same source:

(Referring to bunny slippers)
"May I take this moment to compliment you on your choice of footwear..."

(this is a favorite movie of mine!)

http://home.comcast.net/~shadesiren

THATWEIRDGIRL

Sunday, January 9, 2005 7:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Shadesiren:

Q:"Do you run?"
A:"Only when chased."

same source:

(Referring to bunny slippers)
"May I take this moment to compliment you on your choice of footwear..."

Real Genius, Chris Knight

here's one

"It was five to one. I got four."

www.thatweirdgirl.com

THATWEIRDGIRL

Monday, January 10, 2005 10:23 PM

Okay I'll try again since my movie wasn't really sci-fi. This isn't a movie or a tv show, but I think everyone here knows this one.

"Here we are standing dead in this desolate..."
"Five star..."
"Restaurant."

If you want a sci-fi movie, here ya go:

"They don't castrate clergy, just in case."

www.thatweirdgirl.com

EST120

Monday, January 10, 2005 10:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
here's one

"It was five to one. I got four."

the air force pilot in red dawn. interestingly, the only reason this sounded familiar is because the movie was on (TNT or UPN or something) recently.

here is a funny one:

"i'm, uh, looking for a priest"

"weddings are one floor down, my son, congratulations."

THATWEIRDGIRL

Monday, January 10, 2005 10:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by est120:

here is a funny one:

"i'm, uh, looking for a priest"

"weddings are one floor down, my son, congratulations."

too easy!!! Fifth Element

www.thatweirdgirl.com

EST120

Monday, January 10, 2005 10:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
too easy!!! Fifth Element

i guess i should not ask such easy questions.

still, that line is hilarious.

okay, perhaps a harder one:
"did she finish you off, or bring you back to life?"
"a gentleman does not discuss such things"

actually, might be impossible since i may be the only human being on this planet that liked this movie.

ISIGE

Monday, January 10, 2005 11:00 PM

Quote:
okay, perhaps a harder one:
"did she finish you off, or bring you back to life?"
"a gentleman does not discuss such things"

The 13th Warrior
Herger (I think, the one that spoke all the languages) & Ahmed/Ibn

ASTRIANA

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 12:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
How about:
"I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

Too easy, and one of my hubby's favorite philosophies in life.

Marcus, Babylon 5

Now this one:

"Two dollars and fifteen cents!"

~Astriana~
~Mostly-Invisible Long-Winded Goddess of Inter-Board Communication and Diplomacy a/k/a El Jefe Magnifico's Mistress... of Communications and Harems~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

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