The NEW Faster Loading Treehouse

POSTED BY: Malicious
UPDATED: Saturday, January 15, 2005 20:09
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EBONEZER

Sunday, January 2, 2005 4:59 AM

*Ebo bounces in*

I'm here! Party can start now!

...

Hello?

Gorram traffic. I missed the whole damn thing...Anyone even notice that I, the mighty ebonezer, was even gone?

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

SIMONWHO

Sunday, January 2, 2005 12:09 PM

*wakes up drunkenly*

Waazat? Ebo? Wha...

*pulls self together*

I mean, of course we missed you ebo but you were with us in spirit. Witness the life size effigy we constructed of you. Shiny, no

MALICIOUS

Sunday, January 2, 2005 2:36 PM

That was an effigy? I thought it was HER. That's why I didn't miss her.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

EBONEZER

Sunday, January 2, 2005 4:25 PM

effa-what? *finds a dictonary*

Quote:
effigy: an image or representation especially of a person...

oh ok.

Quote:
...especially a crude figure representing a hated person.

HEY!

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

MALICIOUS

Sunday, January 2, 2005 4:31 PM

NO NO NO! A WELL-LIKED treehouse figure! Not an "F-U-igy!" Poor Ebo!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

EBONEZER

Sunday, January 2, 2005 4:34 PM

Yeah! Poor Ebo indeed! I need an m&m.

Or maybe two.

there needs to be a :wallowing in misery: smily.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

SIMONWHO

Sunday, January 2, 2005 7:30 PM

No, no, this was an effigy of love, honest.

You're the only crude figure we want or need, there's just no good word for a lifesize doll resembling a human.

We all took turns dancing with your effigy, then worshipped you at midnight then some drunken personage who shall not be named tried to smooch it under the mistletoe.

Never mind, here, please accept these Smarties in consolation. They're akin to M&M's but no letters on them, although there are different ones on the lids to collect.

PSYCHICRIVER

Sunday, January 2, 2005 9:12 PM

And Ebo, I have to confess...

I drew a Penii on your crotch.

Sorry.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

EBONEZER

Monday, January 3, 2005 2:19 AM

Penii? What the...good lord, i'm going to consult a dictionary TWISE in one day...this must be some sort of record.

Lets see here...

Quote:
The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the search box to the right.

*scratches head* ok, list of words:
1. penni
2. pennia
3. penny
4. peony
5. -penny
6. -penia
7. penis
8. pinna
9. pinnae
10. pina
11. pina

penni looks strikingly similar...

Quote:
Etymology: Finnish

Etym-what huh? What the?

Looking up THREE words in the dictonary is definatly an all time high.

Quote:
Etymology: The history of a linguistic form (as a word) shown by tracing its development since its earliest recorded occurrence in the language where it is found, by tracing its transmission from one language to another, by analyzing it into its component parts, by identifying its cognates in other languages, or by tracing it and its cognates to a common ancestral form in an ancestral language

*faints w/ confusion and overdose of words.*

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Monday, January 3, 2005 3:03 AM

*skips around the pool table tripping over SimonWho's prostrate form*

Sorry. I thought you had gotten up already. Guess I got a bit carried away, can you walk? Can I get you any asprin or water? Perhaps another drink? Who turned off the music?

*looks confusedly between the Ebo and the Almost Ebo*

Which one was I dancing with last night?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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