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Open letter to Firefly and Birds of Prey fans

POSTED BY: aDam
UPDATED: Thursday, August 10, 2006 19:02
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CAITE

Monday, December 13, 2004 9:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by aDam:
I'm not seeing where I said I'd kill myself. Please back that up. I said I would kill myself if Firefly became the next Star Trek. Please call me when it is renewed for 3 more seasons, spawns 3 seperetate series of 7 seasons each (and then another that doesn't have long) and 10 movies not to mention the crazy conventions.

Hey Adam, might I make a small suggestion? If you're going to try and convince a bunch of people who like something that they shouldn't, you might want to try proper spelling and grammar. It tends to make a person more credible. Not that we'd listen anyways, but for future reference you might want to try it

~Caite
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

ADAM

Wednesday, December 15, 2004 1:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Caite:
Quote:
Originally posted by aDam:
I'm not seeing where I said I'd kill myself. Please back that up. I said I would kill myself if Firefly became the next Star Trek. Please call me when it is renewed for 3 more seasons, spawns 3 seperetate series of 7 seasons each (and then another that doesn't have long) and 10 movies not to mention the crazy conventions.

Hey Adam, might I make a small suggestion? If you're going to try and convince a bunch of people who like something that they shouldn't, you might want to try proper spelling and grammar. It tends to make a person more credible. Not that we'd listen anyways, but for future reference you might want to try it

~Caite

You pathetic waste of flesh. I've tried to be civil to some of you losers but you're just the kind of digusting filth I'd love to peel off my bumper. Bitching about spelling? Really? Must you be in such a rush to act just like the rest of your wannabe scholar loser sci fi fan super geek loser buddies?

Please outline exactly what spelling errors there are in that passage? All that really jumps out at me is "seperetate" which is obviously more of a typo than a genuine spelling error. If you don't understand this you are the stupidest kind of idiot and have no place attempting to show your intellectual superiority by putting me down for something so futile and irrelevant to the point I'm trying to make.

Now proceed to do the expected and point out some miniscule mistake I have in this post because that's obviously the only thing you can possibly come up with that can disagree with anything I say.

You lose. You lose at Internet. You lose at life. You are the ultimate in losing losers. Die alone but be glad at least you're doing it with proper spelling.

http://adamrulz.com/beef/jul2002.html

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Is there anything on this planet more annoying and loathsome than a spelling bitch? You all know them. You're out on a message board and you're arguing with some dumb fuck that thinks gun sales help feed orphans and then you say something like "Tanks for proving my point..." and they shoot back with "LOL!! *grin* Tanks? I thought you said guns were bad and now you like TANKS?!! LOL!!!!" Jizz ass! I'm sorry but when someone retorts with nothing but a shot at your spelling than I can only make the simple assumption that they have conceded and see absolutely no fault in the actual arguments that are being presented.

I mean big fucking deal! You're not doing me a great service by showing me the light. Oh my fucking God! There are people with bad spelling on the Internet?! Thanks for the amazing service! Tearing some guy a new asshole because he accidentally wrote "Your in big trouble now" You're not better than anyone for spotting that. Why most of the time I catch many spelling mistakes when I read over my own stuff just because I don't stop to reread. Who's the loser? The guy who writes something and gets it over with or the guy who spends all his time double and triple chelling not only their own stuff but going through someone else's stuff with a fine toothed comb looking for flaws in spelling, and therefore faults in their own worth, so often that they never get anything said. You want me to use a fucking spell cheller? What so I can chell shit I'm posting on a message board? Can you understand what I'm trying to say when it comes out "Looking fro trouble" because if you genuinely can't than the bigger moron here isn't the one who didn't catch the typo but rather the one who can't wrap his mind around this brain racking puzzle. If you really thought I was talking about some black guy's hair then maybe you should get off the Internet before you wind up thinking that your friend "has a stomach ache because he drank 2 litres of cock".

So yeah there are a lot of people out there. Some are kids that are what, 8 years old? I remember when I was 8 years old and I played with a typewriter. It took me about an hour to hammer out a sentence. So if someone needs to save

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GAVIDA

Wednesday, December 15, 2004 11:08 AM

Dear Adam,

reading your posts gave me a hint that you are suppress a certain amount of anger.

The rather vulgar style of your posts indicates this.
I am sorry that you are not happy with your life and need the internet and the fanboard of a show you do not even like to vent this anger that rages within you.

I really wish you all the best and hope that your life will become more enjoyable in the future, so that you do not feel the need anymore to pretend to be a "tough" and "cool" person by using salacities in your way of expression.

Maybe you can find some useful information and/or help here:
http://www.apa.org/pubinfo/anger.html

Good luck for your future life.

Keep flying,

Gavida

PS: Just to make sure: English is not my native language so errors in spelling and grammar might occur.

BROWNCOAT1

Monday, December 20, 2004 4:43 PM

And two years later he is still coming to a fan site of a show he claims to hate.

Sad. Truly a troll of the first order.

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CAITE

Thursday, December 23, 2004 7:10 AM

I know, he keeps coming back for more...you've got to wonder about someone like that.

My friend's band has a message board, and they just got their first troll. I totally thought of Adam when I read the post!

DBLADE

Wednesday, December 29, 2004 7:56 PM

Adam is one persistent little troll. I must agree about his take on spelling correctors, though. Attacking a person's grammar and spelling on the internet is a silly and annoying ploy. It adds nothing to the discussion and smacks of self-righteousness. With that said, Adam is one tangled psyche. I wonder if he actually hates Firefly or if he just gets his kicks from stirring up trouble. That's okay. I do enjoy a ranting lunatic now and then. I'm glad Fireflyfans set up this little zoo (Troll Country) for the real fans to poke sticks at the funny little knuckleheads.

Whose the funny little troll? You're the funny little troll. Yes you are.

CAPNRAHN

Wednesday, December 29, 2004 8:25 PM

I wonder what type of salad dressing he prefers?

Also I request a avi/mov {or whatever} of him guzzling the dressing after Serenity premiers!

"Remember, there is only ONE absolute - There ARE NO absolutes!!!"

DIRTYBROWNCOAT

Friday, January 7, 2005 12:11 AM

Two years later is good. :)

It means I get to have my piece.

The fact is, aDam, what you are doing here, by coming in and insulting people who are disscussing things that interest them, is not "the right thing." What you are doing is insulting and degrading.

As much as you say your first post here was valid and intelligent, it wasn't. Maybe you should go back and read it. It was full of you insulting us unprovoked, just because you aren't a fan. Don't like the show? Don't like ANYTHING we discuss here? Fine. I'm not going to sit here and tell you you're not intelligent or you can't comprehend it, because that's not necassarily the case. If you don't like the show, that's fine and I'm sure you have perfect reasons for feeling the way you do. But the fact is, we DO like it, so you really have no place to come in here and tell us what we SHOULD be doing.

In your initial post, you told us to stop crying because our show was cancelled, and that doing things like petitioning, sending letters, and donating would ever work.

Take a look at Roswell. Who was that that got it back on the air?

Fans.

Take a look at Angel. It didn't get renewed, but who was it that gave such an outcry at it's sudden cancellation that every media in the country sat up and took note?

Fans.

Quote:
Originally posted by aDam:
Dear Firefly and Birds of Prey fans,

Go sit over in the corner with the Farscape fans and learn about an exercise in futility. Maybe you can band together and try to get your crap show that everyone hates back on the air. Nothing like wasting a lot of time to keep a geek busy.

People whine and bitch about "good shows getting canned". Well you know what? Your show sucks. Firefly licks cotton balls. Birds of Prey is inexcusably bad. No one watches your shows because they are no good. WB will not pick up Firefly. UPN will not pick up either. These shows are not good and they failed because often the weeding process of canceling new shows that do poorly really works.

I reiterate. Shut up.

Sincerely,
aDam

No matter what you seem to think, this was NOT intelligent. All it was was your opinion. You're telling us "stop crying because the show sucks." Not once, not ONCE did you give us any valid reasons as to WHY the show sucks, nor did you even explain your opinion in a rational or intelligent way.

Your 'letter' is boils down to this - "Shut up because your show sucks."

Quite the masterpiece.

Go to hell.

Simon: You...you came for us.
Mal: You're on my crew.
Simon: Right. I guess I just didn't...you don't even like me.
Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?
-Safe

BELASERA

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 7:45 PM

Adam, baby, shhhh...(rubs tummy soothingly)...It's okay to be wrong, it happens to everyone.
You don't have to jump for joy for it, but you must admit, us 'meaningless' Firefly fans have won the battle, if not yet the war. Because we knew our worth as fans, and we showed our commitment in the best possible way, we plunked down our money for the DVD. Alot of us, plunked down alot of money. Not just to prove people wrong, or to obstinately cling to a 'crappy show'. See, other people's brains don't operate like yours, we support this show out of love, we have nothing to prove. Not to you, not to anyone.

"I'll be in my bunk."

CALLMEATH

Friday, May 13, 2005 1:45 AM

All right. I'm bored. Time to poke a troll.

*poke*

*poke, poke*

Wakey, wakey.

There's a trailer now, Adam! Go to Apple.com.

Might wanna get that salad dressing ready.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"