The NEW Faster Loading Treehouse
POSTED BY: Malicious
UPDATED: Saturday, January 15, 2005 20:09
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Originally posted by Mantichorus:
Arr, we must be related lass, for I be Iron Willaim Rackham:
I must be ye older sister. I be lost on the high seas when you were a wee lad. I fear'd me entire kin be lost! Oh, it was a great horrid storm that night back in '87. Waves as tall as Posidon himself. The olde ship did'n have much o'a chance. Luck was with me that night, perhaps Amphrite herself. A passing bumboat spotted me atop a hogshead. I'twas the cask they truly wanted. It was hope that I'd fetch fare price as a Jenny. One night, the crew be loaded to the gunwales, so I took me escape and worked as a Jack aboard me first ship. A right strong and tricky jack o staves me be today. The sweet trade is the only life me love.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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No-one here's dated a eunuch, have they?
(Staggers around the treehouse like Johnny Deep in Pirates of the Caribbean.)
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SAFFRON: "Durran... This isn't what it looks like..."
MAL: "Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, 'cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, though, 'cause that's new."
DURRAN: "Well. I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but --"
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The Doctor: "I loathe bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls."
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Originally posted by Mantichorus:
No-one here's dated a eunuch, have they?
We tried to employ a enuch in the old clubhouse. That didn't work out too well though. No willing volunteers.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Just need to lure SimonWho over to the pepsimilk bar under the mistletoe. I owe you a thanks for the mistletoe thread. it's great! 
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Awl, you're welcome TWG!
Girls kissing me, girls kissing each other, what more can you want from a thread? Though it was a bit worrying that someone thought the "mistletoe" in question was their cat, which I hope it wasn't because I did nail it to the ceiling.
And TWG, I know this isn't that thread but have a anyway.
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Hey, have we organized decoratingour wonderful clubhouse for christams yet?
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue." 
"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"
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I don't think so. Hold still a moment.
*ties River to a stake and decorates her with tinsel*
Okay, that's the tree done. Anything else? 
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*Dies* (laughing of course, and in a totaly figurative sense.)
The, uh, tree needs a star on her-er-its head.
And presents! We need presents!
I give everyone the gift of my undying love and affection!
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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.
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I actually need a new vacuum cleaner instead...
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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There are starving children in china who would need my love and affection and there you go being greedy. 
You monster.
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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.
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