The NEW Faster Loading Treehouse
POSTED BY: Malicious
UPDATED: Saturday, January 15, 2005 20:09
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i stole your idea Simon. There is now some mistletoe hanging above my pepsimilk bar. Stop by, have a drink, get a 
twg
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Garrr!! *Ebo snags mistletoe* If I can't steal it from the other thread, I'm stealing it from this one by god!
*She hang the mistletoe over the pool table.*
Garrr!! Now that we be talking like pirates methinks i need to get my booty out of this princess garb and into some real pirate, um, clothes.
*Ebo changes, then leaps onto the pool table to rally the troops.*
Gar maties. There be fellow crewmates amoung us who be wishin for a fight! I be not the one who started it this time, honest! just read ye above! to see how that it wasn't me!
Anyway! We'll need a faithful crewmate to steer the tree! We wouldn't want her to fall off the edge of the world now would we!? That would be bad!
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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.
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Argh!
Mistress captain Ebo, may'n I keep a bit o sprig o the mistletoe 'bove me pepsibar?
I be not fighting with threads without ye command. this time.
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*Ebo the pirate ponders. Then decides she could probably share some of the mistletoe. Especialy sense its TWG's mistletoe to begen with. returns the mistletoe and gives TWG a while she's over there.*
And yeah. I think its been too long sense we invaded a thread. It wouldn't be in the holiday spirit to not invade a thread. Cept i think i'll leave the tactics to someone else this time...
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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.
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Here I am, like my cowboy costu-
Pirates?! It's pirates now? Oh fine! I'll be back later!
So, Ebo are you captain? Or is that for SimonWho? And can I stear?? Ooh, an invasion!? Yay! I'm not getting kidnapped this time, though!
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue." 
"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"
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*Pirate name = Black Mary Kidd.
*Won't be downloading 'lady in red'; that song makes me want to Kill People.
*Up for invading another thread though! Yay! Invasions!
*And now for a song;
*clears throat*
The Twelve Days of Christmas the NFLT version
On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
a SHINY house way up in a tree.
On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
two trampolines to dive on from above
and a SHINY house way up in a tree.
On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
three insane browncoats
two trampolines to dive on from above
and a SHINY house way up in a tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
four British sweeties
three insane browncoats
two trampolines to dive on from above
and a SHINY house way up in a tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me FIVE ILLEGAL BEAGLES.
four british sweeties,
three insane browncoats
two trampolines to dive on
and a SHINY house way up in a tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my True love gave to me Six Wobbley headed Geisha Dolls
FIVE ILLEGAL BEAGLES.
four british sweeties,
three insane browncoats
two trampolines to dive on
and a SHINY house way up in a tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my True love gave to me seven Pirate Costumes
Six Wobbly headed Geisha Dolls
FIVE ILLEGAL BEAGLES.
four british sweeties,
three insane browncoats
two trampolines to dive on
and a SHINY house way up in a tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eight ripe strawberries
Seven Pirate Costumes
Six Wobbly headed Geisha Dolls
FIVE ILLEGAL BEAGLES.
four british sweeties,
three insane browncoats
two trampolines to dive on
and a SHINY house way up in a tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Nine pairs of Tight Pants
Eight ripe strawberries
seven Pirate Costumes
Six Wobbly headed Geisha Dolls
FIVE ILLEGAL BEAGLES.
four british sweeties,
three insane browncoats
two trampolines to dive on
and a SHINY house way up in a tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Ten knitting needles
Nine pairs of Tight Pants
Eight ripe strawberries
Seven Pirate Costumes
Six Wobbly headed Geisha Dolls
FIVE ILLEGAL BEAGLES.
Four british sweeties,
Three insane browncoats
Two trampolines to dive on
And a SHINY house way up in a tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my True love gave to me Eleven Triumph Settlers Leaping
Ten knitting needles
Nine pairs of Tight Pants
Eight ripe strawberries
Seven Pirate Costumes
Six Wobbly headed Geisha Dolls
FIVE ILLEGAL BEAGLES.
Four british sweeties,
Three insane browncoats
Two trampolines to dive on
And a SHINY house way up in a tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Twelve shadow Puppets
Eleven Triumph Settlers Leaping
Ten knitting needles
Nine pairs of Tight Pants
Eight ripe strawberries
Seven Pirate Costumes
Six Wobbly headed Geisha Dolls
FIVE ILLEGAL BEAGLES.
Four british sweeties,
Three insane browncoats
Two trampolines to dive on
And a SHINY house way up in a tree.
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Woo-hoo, great song shw! Almost as good as Lady in Red!
Right, now we need to find a thread to invade, ahaaa! Ooh, ooh, who's up for a big temporal paradox? Let's invade one of the older, slower loading tree house threads! We could battle our non-pirate selves with their stupid modern dress and stereoscopic vision.
Avast! Avaasssssssssst!
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whoa, that be weird invading our olde selves. would it work? Capn Black, it will require great leadership. Cunning bravery and a bit of dementia.
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SHW,
I wil be singing this all season, nay, all year. Awesome bit of treehouse filk.
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Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
I be Mad Anne Rackham! And tis a bit of a tale with my name it seems:
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than
just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good
name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham)
is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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Arr, we must be related lass, for I be Iron Willaim Rackham:
"A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!"
Cap'n Ebo, I say we board the transport ship Sidere. It shouldn't be much trouble. Y'arr!
EDIT - Y'arr, I've just sighted The Mistletoe Thread off the... (port? starboard? wibble?) off to the left! What say ye?
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SAFFRON: "Durran... This isn't what it looks like..."
MAL: "Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, 'cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, though, 'cause that's new."
DURRAN: "Well. I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but --"
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The Doctor: "I loathe bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls."
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