CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #6

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, December 21, 2004 04:01
VIEWED: 9898
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, December 13, 2004 11:27 PM

Okay, well it looks like the people have spoken, so I am going to try, starting NEXT week, setting up a poll with what I think are the 5 best entries. Effectively, this means the game will run Tuesday through Saturday, I will post the poll in the SAME THREAD late Sat Night or on Sunday, everyone can vote on Sunday and Monday, and the winner will be selected by vote in the poll and the winner posted on Tuesday.

(Disclaimer: If this becomes too much trouble, we will go back to the old way of having fun, such as this week's chosen winner...)

Mmmmhmmm...he's my kind of stupid, so congrats to this weeks winner (I laughed so hard I snorted!), Succatash!

This week, we have the best Bad Good Guy in the 'Verse, Jayne with his new dancing partner...

GUY: HAR! You shot me in the leg again! HAR HAR! They love when we do this bit! Listen to the laughter!
JAYNE (THINKING): I gots to get me a new straightman...

Cilantro!
TCM

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CT#1
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7864
CT#2
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7927
CT#3
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7990
CT#4
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8094
CT#5
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8165

THEGREYJEDI

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 12:01 AM

Air Guitar - Free
Death Metal CD - $15
Looking really ruttin' stupid and getting shot for it - priceless. At least for Jayne it is.

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SIMONWHO

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 12:02 AM

Jayne: You better stop playing air guitar or so help me...

*edit* gah, beaten to the air guitar look. Okay then...

Jayne: Momma, cover yourself up, you're scaring my friend.

GUNRUNNER

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 12:53 AM

Jayne: What ya mean my gun misfires every time I hold it like this?

WILDHEAVENFARM

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 12:55 AM

Yes, for the last gorram time, the safety is - oh.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 12:59 AM

Jayne: I dunno why you're so mad, you _said_ shoot the squirrel.
Other Guy: While it's on the ground, not while it's on my leg!
Jayne: Hit it, didn't I?

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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Today at US: Writer chosen for Magneto movie?

JRC

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 1:00 AM

Pain is scary....BAM!!!!BAM!!!!...See what I mean?

Everyone dies alone.

GOJIRO

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 1:26 AM

JAYNE: What're you screamin' about? I'm the one missing most of my left thigh!

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MALICIOUS

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 2:21 AM

News announcer: "This just in: it appears two men with tires growing out of their backs have begun shooting at each other. Film at 11:00."

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 2:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jayne, slurred - "I was aiming for his head"

Mal (O.S.) - "Huh" [spoken in classic Mal fashion]

~AFf

Keep flying

VETERAN

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 6:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Bad Guy: Uno ,Dos, Tres, Quattro...
Jayne: Oh no, not a nother musical number.

WILDHEAVENFARM

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 2:36 PM

No, you liou mahng, it's tap, tap, shuffle, *heel*! BANG See what happens when you skip rehearsals?

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 3:39 PM

Bad Guy: Uno, Dos, Tres...Catorce!

BAMM!!!

Jayne: Gorramit, it's Quattro! You can't go from three to fourteen! Donnever do that again!

-Taylor (with nods to U2)

The Uncharted Outlaw!
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DAIKATH

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 4:50 PM

edit: double post

DAIKATH

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 4:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Now you need to be treated and nursed by THAT one.

HORRID

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 5:18 PM

early test footage for the hoaxed moon landing proved less convincing than NASA had hoped

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 10:59 PM

Guy: Auggghh! I'm sorry!
Jayne: Gorram FOX Executives. Only reason I'm letting you off with a kneecapping is cause now I'm gonna be a gen-U-ine movie star. I can almost see my name in lights right now.

Star Pilot Grainger
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WILDHEAVENFARM

Wednesday, December 15, 2004 3:40 AM

Jayne: Today, we're gonna learn to field dress a gunshot wound. First, we need us a patient...

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

DOYOUFLIP

Wednesday, December 15, 2004 5:00 AM

BONO: Hello, hello-o! There's a place called vertig--AHHH!
JAYNE: I think we've had just about enough of that song thank ya very much

EDIT: Oh crap....someone beat me to it. I guess I'll read all previous entries before posting next time. *Tips hat to uncharted outlaw

MANTICHORUS

Wednesday, December 15, 2004 11:29 AM

"New in stores - the Jayne Action Figure! Complete with buggy and some guy who acts like a wolf!"

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SAFFRON: "Durran... This isn't what it looks like..."
MAL: "Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, 'cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, though, 'cause that's new."
DURRAN: "Well. I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but --"
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The Doctor: "I loathe bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls."

CHOLLETT

Wednesday, December 15, 2004 7:37 PM

"I BELEIVE IN A THING CALLED LOOOOO...OWWWW!!!!!!!!!"
Jayne: "I thought i told you to stop singing that!"

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

COSMICFUGITIVE

Wednesday, December 15, 2004 7:51 PM

MAN: "AAARRRGGGHHH!! MY FOOT!!!"
JAYNE: "Yup. Still loaded."

TUDYKRAWKS

Thursday, December 16, 2004 3:52 AM

Jayne: I warned you... NO MORE HEADBANGING!!!!!!!!!!

THEGREYJEDI

Thursday, December 16, 2004 4:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

(:: -Jayne- shoots -Thug- for 27 points of damage! ::)

Mmmm, MMORPG goodness.

Sorry for the second attempt, but it just dawned upon me just now and I had to share it.

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, December 16, 2004 5:06 AM

Hey GreyJedi,

Multiple submissions are not only allowable, but highly encouraged! If it is funny, it is funny, so post all you want! I do, and I host the bloody thing!

which reminds me...

Jayne: "Okay, 10 paces it is...one...*BANG!*...dumbass..."

Cilantro!
TCM

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THEGREYJEDI

Thursday, December 16, 2004 5:00 PM

Yay! *bump*

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UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Thursday, December 16, 2004 5:27 PM

Guy (singing): Because you have taught meeee how to kneeeeelllll!

BANG!

Jayne: I'll ruttin' show you how to kneel. Stop singing that song already! First catorce, now this!

-Taylor (still on a U2 kick)

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DOYOUFLIP

Friday, December 17, 2004 10:03 PM

MAN: "A girl they call Jayn---Ahh!"
JAYNE: "For the last gorram time, it's a MAN they call Jayne. It's not a ruttin' girl's name!"

SIMONWHO

Friday, December 17, 2004 10:30 PM

Man: Achoo!
Jayne: Gesundheit!
Man: Thank you!
Jayne: You're welcome.
Man: Right.
Jayne: Okay then.
Man: Okay.
Jayne: Good.
Man: Good.
Jayne: Did you have something else to say?
Man: No, nothing really.
Jayne: Okay.
Man: Fine.
Jayne: So, we can stop talking now then?
Man: Sure.
Jayne: I mean, if you've something funny coming up...
Man: No, nothing, nothing at all.
Jayne: Okay.
*still camera shot for next 32 minutes*

GUNRUNNER

Friday, December 17, 2004 10:52 PM

Jayne’s Boss: Hay Jayne they bumped Serenity back to September!
Jayne: What? *BAM!* Gorram it! Where the ‘Versel execs be at?

THEREAVER

Saturday, December 18, 2004 12:00 AM

Never forget your line with Adam Baldwin around. It may be the last thing you do.

I'll rape you to death.
I'll eat your flesh.
I'll sew your skin into my clothes.
If you're very very lucky, I'll do it in that order - TheReaver

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, December 18, 2004 4:01 PM

I know I said this wouldn't be up until late on Sat. night, but I will be real busy with work tonight and most of tomorrow, so here is the poll, a little ahead of schedule.

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/881033 (opens a new window)

Vote for your favorite! Poll closes Monday 12/20/04 at 11:59:59 pm, EST! ;P

(of course, I am not stopping anyone from making additional posts, you just won't see them in the poll is all. Heck, feel free to read the old CT threads and post there too!)

Cilantro!
TCM

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CT#1
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7864
CT#2
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7927
CT#3
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7990
CT#4
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8094
CT#5
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8165

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, December 21, 2004 4:01 AM

Clock is ticking! Vote now!

Cilantro!
TCM

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